notpatchman

Are you suffering from being a Patchman? Wow, do we have a solution for you: Don't Be Patchman!

Our silly-weird game is now Live on Kickstarter and Steam Greenlight.

Help Patchman rescue the Sheeple from enslavement by the Drone army! A pixel-art action/adventure game for PC, Mac, Linux.

Excited? Not as much as us - we made the damn thing! But we hope you get at least partially excited - Giant Bombs are very exciting places to be in. We did a lot of work on this game. A LOT. We dug a lot of tunnels, ditches, and erected structures. It was tough. So please give us a shot or all that effort will have been for naught... *tear*

Hey Giant Bomb - we have a gigantic explosion for your shoes!

What does that even mean? It means take off your shoes before it's too late. We've launched our game and in it, our hero is encouraged to not wear shoes. Eventually. Make sense yet? No? The trailer should clear everything up!