And it's WAY better than Chef Boyardee's! Cheaper too!
 
Go store!

....WELL SCREW YOU MONOLITH!  
 
Yet another sci-fi prophecy in the crapper.

So are all five of my cats. 
 
I wish I was asleep too.

It really is. Too much Ham.  

(I didn't post them to the forums) 
 
And knowing is half the battle!

2 pc.s bread, white or wheat. (Toast if crunchiness is desired)
Some shredded iceberg lettuce  
2 tomato slices 
i tablespoon of Mayonaise  
Three slices of cooked ham lunchmeat. (you can substitute with chicken if you are not willing to eat ham)
 
Combine all ingredients in a sauce pan and raise to a boil on medium heat. while sitrring occasionally. Cover and simmer for 25 minutes. Serve with Broccoli. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. 

...say "Nukular fishun" today.  He was not being silly. That's just how the dude talks. 
 
Merry Christmas!

I agreed. That was a mistake. 
 
DO NOT TRY TO MAKE EGG NOG PIE.  Egg nog pie is a very unrewarding recipe. Also nutmeg and rum extract are expensive. 

I just ordered some games. Donkey Kong Country Returns, Divinity Ego Draconis, Los Planet 2, and Epic Mickey. I also got the 2nd "humble bundle" and about $30 worth of indy games on Steam at sale prices.  I am also thinking of ordering Kirby's Epic Yarn even though it looks more like a soothing activity than a real game. But that's cool. Sometimes I like a little Winnie the Poo stirred into my Macbeth. 

It's like two and half years later and I never started Mass Effect again. I played a lot of Borderlands and Fallout though. Crackdown 2 was disappointing but still a lot of fun. I don't know about YOU but I'm the mood for some Torchlight II. C'mon Runic. Hook me up bro!  
 
Also, Egg Nog, Pepsi, and Schnapps is more of a "I'd drink it on a bet to prove I'm still a (rather easily influenced) MAN(child).  " sort of beverage than it is an "I'd try that out and see how it goes because I have an open mind" sort of beverage. I just thought I'd put that out there.