At least two of those people are not dudes. Your complaints are false.  
 
But ya, people stil use Yahoo?

I use MSN; it's better.

Nice tie. 

Four whites, an Asian and a black dude, check, check and check.

I hope the website logo tattoo girl is fake, or else that's pretty lame.
 
Hotmail ftw! (not really)

" I hope the website logo tattoo girl is fake, or else that's pretty lame.  Hotmail ftw! (not really) "

They are the Jones Soda of email.

Look at those Yahoo's.

Google?

This reminds me of something the company I pay my natural gas bills to did recently. All their bills started coming with these obnoxiously bad pictures right on the front of the envelope, all in the same format of having an outstretched hand with a really bad looking graphic on it. Observe:

" Four whites, an Asian and a black dude, check, check and check. "

You mean to tell me you're not  a quirky free spirit, a mother or a middle-aged office man?