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RodneythePom comments on 2008's biggest games in 5 words or less

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This post is parody and is not intended to offend cite anything as fact. Feel free to join in and post your own reactions to games in 5 words or less!

Burnout Paradise - Awesome for the first week
No More Heroes - A gamer's game
Devil May Cry 4 - Fan service
Super Smash Brothers Brawl - Fan service to the extreme
Lost Odyssey - Best RPG you won't play
GT Prolouge - Best racing sim demo ever
Grand Theft Auto 4 - Stripped GTA we love
Haze - Worst shooter this year
Metal Gear Solid 4 - Overrated game. Great movie.
Ninja Gaiden II - Frustratingly fun
Battlefield Bad Company - Fun distraction from COD 4
Mario Kart Wii - No co-op? Worst. Kart. Ever.
Too Human - 10 years for this?
Fable 2 - Molyneux just stop hyping
Fallout 3 - Oblivion lite with guns
Left 4 Dead - Best game you over-paid for
Little Big Planet - Innovative, fun, soul sucking
Spore - More like bore (har har har)
Saint's Row 2 - What GTA used to be
Gears of War 2 - Bigger, Better, more emotional
Resistance 2 - Fuck single player, 60 players!
Red Alert 3 - Expansion pack imminent....
The Last Remnant - Shit
Animal Crossing: City Folk - Crack for kids and adults
Madden 2009 - *facepalm* more of the same...
NHL 2009 - Madden devs should take a hint
Sonic Unleashed - Stop the fucking gimmicks
Wii-Fit - Too fat? Too bad.
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This post is parody and is not intended to offend cite anything as fact. Feel free to join in and post your own reactions to games in 5 words or less!

Burnout Paradise - Awesome for the first week
No More Heroes - A gamer's game
Devil May Cry 4 - Fan service
Super Smash Brothers Brawl - Fan service to the extreme
Lost Odyssey - Best RPG you won't play
GT Prolouge - Best racing sim demo ever
Grand Theft Auto 4 - Stripped GTA we love
Haze - Worst shooter this year
Metal Gear Solid 4 - Overrated game. Great movie.
Ninja Gaiden II - Frustratingly fun
Battlefield Bad Company - Fun distraction from COD 4
Mario Kart Wii - No co-op? Worst. Kart. Ever.
Too Human - 10 years for this?
Fable 2 - Molyneux just stop hyping
Fallout 3 - Oblivion lite with guns
Left 4 Dead - Best game you over-paid for
Little Big Planet - Innovative, fun, soul sucking
Spore - More like bore (har har har)
Saint's Row 2 - What GTA used to be
Gears of War 2 - Bigger, Better, more emotional
Resistance 2 - Fuck single player, 60 players!
Red Alert 3 - Expansion pack imminent....
The Last Remnant - Shit
Animal Crossing: City Folk - Crack for kids and adults
Madden 2009 - *facepalm* more of the same...
NHL 2009 - Madden devs should take a hint
Sonic Unleashed - Stop the fucking gimmicks
Wii-Fit - Too fat? Too bad.
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Rodneythe Pom reviews - too many words!
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oldschool said:
"Rodneythe Pom reviews - too many words!"
ah fuck balls. i fail.
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RodneythePom said:
"oldschool said:
"Rodneythe Pom reviews - too many words!"
ah fuck balls. i fail."
Crikey!
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RodneythePom said:
Gears of War 2 - Bigger, Better, more emotional

that was really funny !
overall nice blog
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daniel_beck_90 said:
"RodneythePom said:
Gears of War 2 - Bigger, Better, more emotional

that was really funny !
overall nice blog"
yeah my GF and I were playing it and she loved the first, but she looked all disappointed. I asked why and she said

"gears has turned in to said bastard shit"
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Midnight Club Los Angeles - Need for Speed Who?
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Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway: Deleted scenes from Band of Brothers
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RodneythePom said:
GT Prolouge - Best racing sim demo ever
I believe you spelled Prologue wrong. Otherwise nice list :P
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NHL 2009 review has 6 words, therefore your topic is a failure.

I do agree with the majority of your mini reviews.

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Let's just change it to "short phrases" Dalai lol. I know i made 6 words on Hells Highway but didn't catch the NHL 09 lol.

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Mario Kart Wii lets you play with a team :S

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You can't co-op it to unlock characters like in Mario Kart 64 and compete in the circuits. It thought it was more fun to go through the game unlocking everything together rather than have to have one person do it and then play it later.