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Let's have a Magical Ocean Adventure with Junpei and Friends!

If this all goes horribly wrong, I blame @video_game_king.

A little on the nose, don't you think?

Well, that's game over. Thanks for joining me folks!

"Did I just have sex?"

The narrator is apparently dubious about the severity of Junpei's head injury.

Wait, he managed to fall off the only bunk with a rail?

"This is impor-- This is immmm-- imporrrr GOD DAMN IT."

"...are my pants?"

A whale, a swarm of bees, "Maneater" by Hall and Oates...

All of them soaked with urine.

Sure, slightly dirty. Let's go with that.

It... just looks like 5 to me.

"At last, I've made it across this ten-foot room!"

You've just earned yourself a nickname, Cement-head.

"And neither was the door. The awkward silence between them grew ever deeper until..."

I guess they don't have sport watches in Japan.

Has the narrator been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

"...staring intently at the door as he did so. The door had nowhere to run."

"Adam Carolla was right, I never should have gotten hooked on Jergens!"

"Is this because I was trying to jerk off in front of the door? It was just a joke!"

Not the best time to practice your pirouette, Junpei.

"But sometimes that's the way it goes in the Hazzard."

Who says in-game tutorials are getting too hand-holdy?

[Note: The water isn't animated, at all.]

"Oh, fine." *zip*

Who says--

Oh for Pete's sake.

"Didn't my reflection used to have a face and stuff?"

"Light skin, brown hair... Holy shit, am I a video game protagonist?!"

Holy hell, I'm glad there wasn't a camera filming me fumble around with this.

Well, shit.

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