An "electronic" image. DER DE DO DE DO DE DO DE... DU DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DU, DE DE DE DE DE DE DE, DE DE DE DE DE DE DE, DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DUN DUN!
Hello? Salutation, ladies and gentleman... is this thing on? I am Fadre Clethmen, Fedro Calvrezo's alternate dimension self. He has trained me in the arts of electricity and what he calls "bringing the bust down to plates" to deliver this long letter to each who reads on this site of the web created by silk worms. I'm quite scared that that fuse will burn all the way to the point where it explodes but Fedro assures me it wont. I don't trust him at all the bugger... why back in my day, I used to fly pigs all the time and even made a career out of it! The brain down folks in this dimension know nothing and let kangaroos bounce all they want. I swear I'll bring every one of my hats and eat bandages while singing the song of Hall!
Quite sorry I seem to have gone off on a spur, I'm substituting this worthless Fedro because he is busy in my dimension possibly eating the trees so he can get wood. With some sap on his waffle house. He has left an instruction book here to inform me on how to deal with you crumb dusts.
Is this what you fools believe in? Yes that's one, bring my monocle and make it worm flavoured! Aside from that what is the deal with your hippos? They plague the water like jack rabbits, but they just attack people like they should have human rights! If I was ruling this land I would twirl my moustache and destroy Santa Monica! What a place, they don't even believe in teh presence of Grenade King Squared. He is our ruler and I shall enforce you on this! Bring the troll feet! Bah! I asked for troll feet, not foot of troll! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!
JUST WATCH!
Is this how you brain hedges magnify time? THIS IS AN ABOMINATION! And what is with this "colour"? Who would want this, it's burning my eyes as we speak! This isn't even speaking, how do I train this to ride along the streets with? I thought a "keyboard" could unlock every women's house but it doesn't! I must say you have fine dames in this dimension but that wont distract me! I think it's time to take you all down, I made sure Fedro can't get back here and will be stuck in my dimension forever! I will overtake this dimension and bring all that I like into it, and none of you turkey grinders can stop me! Prepare once I finish this, I'll rip you all, and take your mindless charter glass!
That's right, I have an electronic gun and it must hurt just like a cane! Ahahahahahah! You can't destroy me now! I know all of your secrets! Excuse me while I check what that bloody racket is... Oh dear, it's him... HOW DID HE GET OUT? He has my horse ship! THAT SNEAKY HATHEN! I'll be back tin foils! I will be you ruler!
An "electronic" image. DER DE DO DE DO DE DO DE... DU DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DU, DE DE DE DE DE DE DE, DE DE DE DE DE DE DE, DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DUN DUN!
Hello? Salutation, ladies and gentleman... is this thing on? I am Fadre Clethmen, Fedro Calvrezo's alternate dimension self. He has trained me in the arts of electricity and what he calls "bringing the bust down to plates" to deliver this long letter to each who reads on this site of the web created by silk worms. I'm quite scared that that fuse will burn all the way to the point where it explodes but Fedro assures me it wont. I don't trust him at all the bugger... why back in my day, I used to fly pigs all the time and even made a career out of it! The brain down folks in this dimension know nothing and let kangaroos bounce all they want. I swear I'll bring every one of my hats and eat bandages while singing the song of Hall!
Quite sorry I seem to have gone off on a spur, I'm substituting this worthless Fedro because he is busy in my dimension possibly eating the trees so he can get wood. With some sap on his waffle house. He has left an instruction book here to inform me on how to deal with you crumb dusts.
Is this what you fools believe in? Yes that's one, bring my monocle and make it worm flavoured! Aside from that what is the deal with your hippos? They plague the water like jack rabbits, but they just attack people like they should have human rights! If I was ruling this land I would twirl my moustache and destroy Santa Monica! What a place, they don't even believe in teh presence of Grenade King Squared. He is our ruler and I shall enforce you on this! Bring the troll feet! Bah! I asked for troll feet, not foot of troll! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!
JUST WATCH!
Is this how you brain hedges magnify time? THIS IS AN ABOMINATION! And what is with this "colour"? Who would want this, it's burning my eyes as we speak! This isn't even speaking, how do I train this to ride along the streets with? I thought a "keyboard" could unlock every women's house but it doesn't! I must say you have fine dames in this dimension but that wont distract me! I think it's time to take you all down, I made sure Fedro can't get back here and will be stuck in my dimension forever! I will overtake this dimension and bring all that I like into it, and none of you turkey grinders can stop me! Prepare once I finish this, I'll rip you all, and take your mindless charter glass!
That's right, I have an electronic gun and it must hurt just like a cane! Ahahahahahah! You can't destroy me now! I know all of your secrets! Excuse me while I check what that bloody racket is... Oh dear, it's him... HOW DID HE GET OUT? He has my horse ship! THAT SNEAKY HATHEN! I'll be back tin foils! I will be you ruler!
" i have drank some everlear tonight, and this is the very thread i understood the most.
for the love of god man, do these daliy and make sure they are out at 2am like always.
i am gonna follow you now for making me laugh
"
Gah! This man puts up a fight! He's also polite for letting me take a break and "type" this! I'm afraid these can't be daily as that would spam this "forum" and it would lose it's charm! Now bow down as I destroy this troton!
" @TehFedro: Hit him with a shoe. High heels not mandatory but recomended. I have a feeling he won't like it. "
He saw what you advised and now the bloody urdman put one on his hand! Dear Horf he has two now! I have a glass of his drink, if he loves this he'll have to surrender!
" @TehFedro: Pass it to him quickly. With all those feet he is more dog then man. It's time to strike. "
He has grown 400 feet tall and now eats people from other dimensions. I may not live through this.Euh... No! I'm going to get him! I have 3 marbles! I shall put it at his feet and he will slip and I shall rule!
Jupiter Goose Squad will put an end to your reign of lizards! Captain Xylophone Patches will rend your soul asunder. Don't ask how them apples are doing, they won't answer!
" Jupiter Goose Squad will put an end to your reign of lizards! Captain Xylophone Patches will rend your soul asunder. Don't ask how them apples are doing, they won't answer! "
How dare you insult me! I'm your future ruler of ground hats! Bring on the helicopter pads!
@Axxol: A you a famous poet? No? With talent like that you should be. If you could sign here, here... and here I can make you tons of money in no time!
" Jupiter Goose Squad will put an end to your reign of lizards! Captain Xylophone Patches will rend your soul asunder. Don't ask how them apples are doing, they won't answer! "
How dare you insult me! I'm your future ruler of ground hats! Bring on the helicopter pads! "
Then let us battle, you fiend. This dimension belongs to marshmallow sausages.
@ImmortalSaiyan said:
" @Axxol: A you a famous poet? No? With talent like that you should be. If you could sign here, here... and here I can make you tons of money in no time! "
I already have tons of money. All I want is sparkling cider!
" Jupiter Goose Squad will put an end to your reign of lizards! Captain Xylophone Patches will rend your soul asunder. Don't ask how them apples are doing, they won't answer! "
How dare you insult me! I'm your future ruler of ground hats! Bring on the helicopter pads! "
Then let us battle, you fiend. This dimension belongs to marshmallow sausages.
I have the metal poles to defeat them! The gram crackers will be happy to crack-a-towah!
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