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Bumps for Boobs, a 24 Hour CharTitty Mammarython.

Heads up, GiantBomb! It's breast cancer awareness month, and video games are fighting the good fight once again over at VidyaShorts. You are hereby invited to our first ever:

Bumps for Boobs 24 Hour CharTitty Mammarython.

Starting TONIGHT (Oct. 21st at 7pm EST 4pm PT) I will begin streaming a collection of games for charity. The stream will continue for 24 hours straight . Various restrictions/challenges will be put into effect after certain brackets of donation are reached, and a variety of video game PRIZES will be given to viewers! 100% of donations received will go to Susan G. Komen for the Cure!

Games!

  • Duke Nukem Forever
  • Space Channel 5: Part 2
  • Tomb Raider: Anniversary

Prizes!

  • Duke Nukem Forever
  • Space Channel 5: Part 2
  • Tomb Raider: Anniversary
  • Tomb Raider Legend
  • Tomb Raider Underworld
  • Company of Heroes
  • Alpha Protocol
  • Humble Indie Bundle #3 (Crayon Physics Deluxe, Cogs, VVVVVV, Hammerfight, And Yet It Moves, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, and Atom Zombie Smasher)
  • *One of the following pre-orders: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, or Star Wars: The Old Republic.

Milestones!

  • $100: Streamer can only walk backwards for 30 minutes. (DNF)
  • $222.22: Streamer switches to Tomb Raider: Anniversary and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Tomb Raider: Anniversary)
  • $300: Streamer must walk in crouch with camera focused on Lara's butt for 15 minutes.
  • $333.33: Streamer switches to Space Channel 5: Part 2 and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Space Channel 5: Part 2)
  • $400: Streamer must now activate webcam and dance along whenever playing Space Channel 5: Part 2.
  • $444.44: Streamer switches to Duke Nukem Forever and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Company of Heroes)
  • $500: "Duke Vision Mode" enabled for one hour. (DNF)
  • $555.55: Streamer switches to Tomb Raider: Anniversary and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Tomb Raider: Legend)
  • $600: Streamer must jump everywhere he goes instead of walking in Tomb Raider for one hour.
  • $650: Streamer can only speak in Duke Nukem one-liners for one hour.
  • $666.66: Streamer Switches to Space Channel 5: Part 2 and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Alpha Protocol)
  • $700: Streamer must speak in a female voice for one hour.
  • $750: Streamer can again only speak in Duke Nukem one-liners for one hour.
  • $777.77: Streamer switches to Duke Nukem Forever and asks a trivia question. (Prize: Duke Nukem Forever)
  • $800: Streamer must wear Ethniu's (viewer submitted) bra for remainder of the stream.
  • $850: Streamer reads an informative article about breast cancer.
  • $888.88: Streamer switches to Tomb Raider Anniversary and asks trivia question: (Prize: Tomb Raider: Underworld)
  • $900: Gassu Masku Man voice for an hour.
  • $950: Mystery Rule
  • $999.99 Streamer switches to Croft Manor mode in Tomb Raider: Anniversary and asks a trivia question (Prize: Humble Indie Bundle #3)
  • Streamer can now switch games at leisure or at viewer request with a 10 dollar donation.
  • *In the even of $1500 in donations received, streamer will ask a trivia/prize question to one lucky random viewer over skype for their choice of the following video game pre-orders: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, or Star Wars: The Old Republic. If viewer gets it wrong after 3 guesses, streamer donates 60 dollars to the charity.

Individuals can also donate with a note to request one of the following:

$25: Skype call on stream for 10 minutes. (I reserve the right to end this call at any given time)

$25: Force streamer to switch to listed game of choice.

$50: Streamer saves his current game and launches Deus Ex: Human Revolution, where he must kill 1 npc, complain about how he didn't "ask for this", then return to the game he was originally playing.

$50: Streamer switches to game of choice and calls a random skype contact to ask if they've had a breast exam.

$100: Humble Indie Mammary Bosom Bundle: You get up to an hour of skype time with the streamer, with a license to tell the him exactly what to do. Streamer must obey your commands, everything from what game to play and how to play it, to who to bring into the skype call and what you'll talk about.

Let's save some breasts!

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