Undeadpool

Hell, I owned a Saturn AND a copy of Dragon Force and Dark Savior and never once found a copy of this.

After hearing so much: I cannot WAIT!

#Under5Episodes!

Seriously, it's amazing how many people simultaneously want/know Dan will lose, but ALSO believe his own hype.

Ya'll marks! The LOT of you!

Not sure I'd go THAT far, but I am getting a lot of the same tone from the conversation as people had with that ring in Dark Souls that said it regenerated your health, but actually gave you MORE health.

And people fell all over one another to explain that bad translation was, like, PART of the PLAN, DUUUUUUDE.

Oh, the hated wind and the rain...

Not since God of War has there been a more obnoxious "uphill" puzzle in a modern game.

I think it becomes exponentially harder when you add that Z-axis. Not to take away what Shovel Knight accomplished, there are plenty of examples of even MODERN 2D games that managed to shit the bed (Mighty No. 9, anyone), but once you introduce camera controls into your throwback game, I can't imagine how much more complex EVERYTHING becomes.

I'm still trying to catch my breath every time I see the title to this video and the audio "a RAYD??" goes through my head anew.

Vinny's deadpan delivery on "I'm a professional shithead" made me BURST out laughing.

I know they implied they would, but PLEAAAAASE finish this game. We're all learning SO much about Dirty Dan Rykert.

I think we can all thank @samcb for the added graphics on Films & 40s.

Going the extra mile beyond the Wildlands reveal.

THUS! I have...at LAST!...seen all 7 Fast and Furious films.

At last...speed and fury...have made me a man.

L'chaim!