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Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure Review

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Skylanders is probably aimed at kids, but whatever. I am a legal adult who can drink, buy pornography, rent a car, and vote... and I think it's still pretty cool.

Though you can get by with just the three starter Skylanders included with the game, you'll have to make additional purchases if you want to see everything.
Though you can get by with just the three starter Skylanders included with the game, you'll have to make additional purchases if you want to see everything.

As a parent of zero, I try to stay out of the whole "is this game good for kids?" discussion... because I have no idea. I can sit here and theorize and posit, but beyond thinking that kids are constantly getting sold short by parents who think their children aren't with it enough to handle "real" games and marketers who often try to push some sort of half-assed "edutainment" agenda when promoting youth-oriented games, I don't really have a dog in this hunt. But I will say I wasn't really expecting much from the game part of Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure. Actually, the part where Skylanders is a game is sort of the least interesting thing about it, even though it's more than competent, especially when taken against the somewhat low standards we usually see in the "for kids" area. The cool part is the tech side of Skylanders, which merges its Gauntlet-like gameplay with physical objects that unlock new characters, levels, and bonus items. It all comes together to form a sort-of-insidious-but-surprisingly-fun mesh of collectible and video game.

OK, let's break down the tech side of Skylanders. With the game you get a "magic" Portal of Power, which connects to your game-playing machine via USB. It's full of lights that can make it glow and pulsate with a lot of different colors. It also has a sensor in it that reads some sort of RFID-like datastore that lives in each one of the figurines. The idea is simple: you take a character, drop it on the portal, and bang, that character appears in your game. Take the figurine off and the action stops, letting you switch out to new characters on-the-fly or, if you like, jump a second player in or out at any time. As you play the game, you'll earn experience points, find hats, and accrue currency on a per-character basis. That information, along with the upgrades you choose to buy for your character with said currency, are stored in the figurines themselves. This then allows you to treat each one as a little save game storage device and also allows you to move your Skylanders from one game to another--in case you're heading over to a friend's house to skyland it up or something--while maintaining the progress you've made. You can also use those same figurines in the 3DS version of the game, which is a completely different beast, or, if you want to connect your portal to a PC or Mac, you can take your figures into an online collection of occasionally crummy Flash minigames and online chat. The portability of the Skylanders toy line and the way they all work with any and all of the Skylanders video games is pretty awesome. The portal itself rings up your characters extremely quickly, which is absolutely key to making it feel... well... magical.

With the starter kit you'll get three Skylanders characters of different types, giving you some decent coverage to get going with. The game itself doesn't directly trade off of the elemental abilities in a "water beats fire" sort of way, though. Instead, the game sort of arbitrarily assigns bonuses to specific types of characters in different areas. It'll also lock you out of certain areas unless you're using a character of the appropriate type. So if you encounter a gate that can only be opened by an Undead-type Skylander, you're going to need to yank your fire guy off of the portal and replace him with Ghost Roaster or Chop Chop or something if you want to get into that area. With one Skylander of each type, you'll be able to see just about everything there is to see in Skylanders, but if you aren't into the whole "buying a bunch of toys" thing, you can still finish the game and see the vast majority of the content with the starter pack alone. But then... if you aren't into the whole "buying a bunch of toys" thing, Skylanders might not be for you at all. If you start going deep down the Skylanders hole, just know that you can easily spend hundreds of dollars collecting the 32 core characters (more if you want the variants!) multiple level add-ons, and bonus items. And some of the characters haven't even hit stores yet. It's not a great deal, when you start to break it down, but the figurines look pretty nice and translate well into in-game characters, with a lot of good variety that makes most characters feel pretty different from each other.

Though Spyro's name is on the box, Skylanders feels like an all-new thing, not another attempt to drag the dragon back into the spotlight.
Though Spyro's name is on the box, Skylanders feels like an all-new thing, not another attempt to drag the dragon back into the spotlight.

All of these characters are jammed into a story where the Skylanders must rebuild a mystical machine to save the world from an evil little goofball named Kaos. You're dropped into a hub world and run through a collection of top-down levels that have you bashing monsters and solving light puzzles. The elemental gates provide some optional areas, though some hidden objects don't require a separate purchase to access. Man, that sentence makes this whole thing sound kind of horrible, doesn't it? The bonus items are hats that enhance your stats, but none of them are especially crucial, and as you approach level 10--the cap--your Skylanders will be dominating the vast majority of the enemies you face.

The characters, again, help make the combat interesting as they let you tailor the game to our own style. Gill Grunt, to name one of the Skylanders you'll get in the starter package, is projectile-based, with a speargun that fires slowly but does good damage and a water hose attack that hits at a steady rate. You'll need to upgrade your water tank if you want to fire that one forever, though. If you're interested in an up-close attack, characters like Chop Chop are more melee-focused. Armed with a sword and shield, Chop Chop has a basic multi-hit sword combo and his shield is one of the few abilities in the game that, you know, blocks damage. He's also a rad-looking skeletal warrior, which is pretty cool. Then there's Prism Break, who does a bit of both and offers some more complex upgrade options. Prism Break, by default, has a small area of effect attack that pushes nearby enemies back with a decent amount of damage and a laser beam that doesn't go too far or last very long. Through upgrades you can unlock the ability to drop crystals into the level that refract your laser attack, letting you cover more territory with your beams. Then you can buy an upgrade that turns defeated enemies into crystals, which lets you sort of fill the screen with hot laser death. Not every Skylander is terrific--Eruptor just seems kind of sluggish and ineffective, at least at lower levels--but there are so many out there that trying them out in different scenarios ends up being half the fun. Again, that's sort of all dependent on the whole "I'm willing to buy all this stuff" clause.

Trigger Happy's guns fire gold coins. Seems pricey.
Trigger Happy's guns fire gold coins. Seems pricey.

It's not a difficult game, but there's more to Skylanders than you might think. Or, at least, you're probably not going to waltz through the entire game in a day, giving you plenty of time to sit and obsess over the Skylanders you don't currently own and which upgrade path you want to take when you level your next character up. Once you start to pick it all apart, it's easy to see its devious brilliance--it's essentially an example of "on-disc DLC" taken to horrifying extremes, except you need to go out and buy a physical thing to unlock that content in the game. Oh, and by the way, those physical things seem to be going in and out of stock at some retailers with the sort of alarming frequency that lets you know that it's probably going to do pretty well around Christmas time, which can add a horrifying new layer to all of this if you're, for example, desperately seeking Drobot. But when you put aside the crass consumerism that drives every decent children's toy/movie/cartoon/game brand, Skylanders managed to be just engaging enough to make all my ridiculous collector's tendencies pay off.

The portal is fun to use, and exploring the powers and abilities of the different Skylanders is at least as engaging as the good variety of levels you'll see as you work your way through the adventure. Sure, I can't sit here and say for certain if kids will love it or not, but I will say that if I were to suddenly find myself in charge of a kid's well-being, I'd be OK with playing through Skylanders alongside said kid... unless the kid wanted to actually touch my Skylanders or remove them from the special shelf where I sort them all by their elemental affinity for easy access. Buy your own, ya little jerk.

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GOTY

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I love that Jeff decided to actually review this, twas an enjoyable read. All of his talk about Skylanders got me to purchase some during Black Friday, and I developed a bit of a...habit, let's say.

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Toys For Bob are making mad skrilla.

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I'm just gonna leave this here.
I'm just gonna leave this here.
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While it's just one product I'm okay with existence of this inventive cash cow, but once Activision realise this format's revenue potential then we'll be buying Spiderman portals of power to put our $10 venom with the chef hat on

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I would still like to see a QL from the 3DS version, Jeff! I mean, I just can't get around the fact that Toys for Bob made a ....non-platformer. For a Spyro game! That's why I'm way more interested in Vicarious Visions' 3DS version, which IS a platformer. I want to see it in action.

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@Hector said:

Really... all Skylanders is a cheap scheme to get parents to drop cash so they can buy for their kids all these figures and expansions for a platformer that is mediocre at best!

Thank you. 
I honestly don't care if the game is really any good at this point, and from what I've seen it looks pretty bland, but the fact they made this whole thing to ring out any penny from the parents is what really annoys me.  Each figure costs around $7-8, now considering that there are about 20 or more of these little buggers that's going to add up, cause you know the kids are going to want all of them. The expansion packs, which are already being released, cost around $20. So again more money you gotta spend for your kid. 
And yes, it does feel like Spyro's name was just slapped on this game to sell better.
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I found this game pretty boring from the little bit I played, but given it's a kid's game and it probably take a while to get going I can see it being pretty good

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Skylanders and pornography. The ball's in your court, Japan.

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Pornography is so dumb. Great review though

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@Haters of Fun:

A vote against Skylanders is a vote against Toys for Bob, and thus a vote against Star Control II.

AND FOR THAT I SHALL NOT FORGIVE.

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Thanks for this review. Never really understood if you liked to talk about Skylanders ironically or if you actually liked it.

Now I can actually start recommending Skylanders to parents who ask me about it instead of just saying "you seem to need to buy a lot of shit together with it. As a game it seems... competent?".

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I have enjoyed watching Jeff sink deeper and deeper into Skylanders.

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What the hell.. I cheer up Jeff's affinity for Skylanders !!, I was a Pokemon fan at my 20's dark.. but fun times...

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Is this still part of the joke? lol

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So a money-siphoning game is as good as and deserves the same score as Zelda? Thanks, Giantbomb.

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I am of the opinion that a good children's game is never only for kids.

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I remember I had a similar experience with Eye of Judgement, but they didn't sell the extra card sets anywhere(only searched in physical stores), and believe me I looked. So my wallet was sparred.

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Drobot! He is a dragon and a robot! How can one lose!

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That's probably the best title for a review I've ever read.

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As a father of a 5 year old son and a 3 year old daughter, I can tell you that this game is an easy 4/5 stars for them too.

Also it's a game I can play with my kids, then just drop out when I need to go do something adult. They did a good job with this.

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@Arlecchino said:

So a money-siphoning game is as good as and deserves the same score as Zelda? Thanks, Giantbomb.

Not sure if serious.... hmmm....

also, you should know that Jeff only likes games for CRAZY people.

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If my son was just a few years older I would totally be into playing and collecting Skylanders, err, for him of course.

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@Arlecchino:I guess after all these years people still don't get the scoring system.4 stars simply means that they think it's great fun albeit with a few problems.It's the quality of the game not how high it is amongst others.The biggest reason I can think for Skyward Sword being a 4 is the stupid mandatory motion controls, which stop it from being enjoyable for more than a few hours.You can't simply relax and drown the day away in it.

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I am interested and confused. I simply hate games that make the player purchase extra content that should have been available in the game in the first place. The realist in me, however, sees this as the future of gaming.

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Doesn't the on-disc DLC unlocked only by buying little figurines bother anyone else? It's a gimmicky way to suck more money out of us.

Weirdly enough, I doubt I'd have any problem with this game if it shipped by default with all the content and figurines and costed $100. What bugs me is the idea that you can first buy the bare-bones game and then add cost onto it. It feels sneaky and wrong.

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I am now picturing Jeff in a Big Daddy type movie. This should happen...

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"Desperately Seeking Drobot" sounds like a great band name.

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If only Spyro didn't look like a Gremlin..

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longest review time since original purchase?

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This deserves Game of the Year.

It's not necessarily the best game of the year, but it is definitely the game of the year.

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@BitterAlmond said:

Doesn't the on-disc DLC unlocked only by buying little figurines bother anyone else? It's a gimmicky way to suck more money out of us.

Weirdly enough, I doubt I'd have any problem with this game if it shipped by default with all the content and figurines and costed $100. What bugs me is the idea that you can first buy the bare-bones game and then add cost onto it. It feels sneaky and wrong.

I've said this earlier, the on-disc aspect is forgiveable since the target audience for this is skewed younger than the 'average' gamer, and the 'magic' of the Portal should be as seamless as possible to protect the illusion. Data management/DLC is second-nature to us, but we're dealing with kids, who either aren't even online at all or else may not have the same data management skills that older gamers have.

As for packing in all the toys, the Skylanders themselves are actually entirely independent of any platform. You don't even have to buy the game; the online browser game lets you use your store-bought individual Skylanders there. The business model is skewed towards the game supporting the figures instead of vice versa. It also completely absolves anyone of 'having' to buy anything above what they want to buy.

Use Rock Band 3 as an example - if you've already bought a guitar, then great - no one is forcing you to buy anything else. But buying additional instruments for drums/keyboard/vocals is up to you and gives you entirely different gameplay. It's EXACTLY THE SAME, the tracks for the other instruments are already part of the song data and just become available if you own the instruments.

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I must admit, I rarely read reviews of games I never intend to buy. But I find Jeff's relationship to Skylanders fascinating, even touching. If I had kids, I might get this game, based on the review of this drunk porn consumer.

Thanks.

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I will play this soon, but it's a lot of moolah for a retail game game.

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God Dammit, I um, I want this game.   I can't get it out of my frick'n head!   This game really is appealing to me and it's tempting me as time goes by.   If I see a cheapish bundle, I might have to grab it, actually I will have to grab it.   I've got a ginormous suspicion that Skylanders 2 is in production as I speak.

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I don't even understand who this review is for.

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Lol, truly a fantastic review summary from Jeff.

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This review... actually makes me want to go to the store and buy some Skylanders. Must resist!