A bit of a goat f-bomb.
This game.... They shipped it to me before the street date, before the reviews. So now I own it. It's... I played it. Felt like I had to make the best of the situation and try to get my money's worth out of it. I did not succeed. This is a game which unique quality is that it possesses extraordinarily little value.
It takes some time to adjust to the way this game plays, your first instinct may be to give up after the first few missions as there's more or less no redeeming quality in sight. You can't see it for the ridiculous framerate, glitches, jerky animations, murky graphics, dull level design and twitchy, halfway broken controls. And also because there is no redeeming quality. But if you take the time to get used to the characteristics of it you may find yourself at least tolerating the experience up until it ends a merciful three hours later.
Once you've completed the singleplayer campaign you can jump online and stare at the lobby menus. You may occasionally manage to connect to a game, but that experience is only moderately more entertaining.
