I bet he smells like your grandpa. Yuck.

Hmmm...

...how do you know what my grandpa smells like?

Please define what a grampa smells like. I mean it's not exactly like you can find a cologne called "Grampa Smell". Although there is Old Spice.

Old Spice definitely is the classic old man aftershave. But then again, I wear it too, so younger men must find it appealing. Or maybe I'm just an old man stuck in a young mans body (Big 2 ©). Either way, Old Spice is breaking down generational barriers. God bless it.

I've always thought Old Spice smelled like upper class middle-aged men in private bath houses.

Grandpas smell like hard candy, pennies, and Miller in the can.

Grandmas are usually the ones that smell like old pennies and nickles to me.  They also smell like that plastic on furniture and kitchen cleaner.

See now I thought Grandmas were supposed to smell like aspirin and feet.

No?

Grandmas can take on many smells.  Some smell like old coins and kitchen cleaner.  Others can smell like aspirin and feet or urine and prescription medicine.  Those are but a few types.

I am completely confused

I am completely confused

He is one creepy son of a bitch

I saw G-Man over the weekend. His real life double anyway.

I still don't understand who this guy is, and why does his voice sound like a dying rat. Anyone feels like explaining this to me? ill be watching this thread...

He is hard to explain, because the games really haven't given much information about him. He could be the main villain behind the series, or he could be helping everyone out.

As for what he smells like .....

if my grandpa were alive i would be insulted.

I imagine he smells of urine and Cheeto's - most mysterious people do.

Maybe G-man doesn't have a scent.

Creepy dudes are just Grandfathers that are living the dream

love your avatar/picture McPlated , clockwork orange ! right ? the G-man is a sick puppy... he likes watching people die ...i am more intrigued about the following fact ! is he representing some sort of superior race ? or does he work solo ?? i must say that in Ep 3 we will either fight against him or fight by he's side.... >D

" Maybe Half-life 3 will use some sort of smell card.. THEN we will find out !
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G-man is one crazy dude. Always staring at you. Watching. Waiting...

His voice haunts me at night. All I can hear is "Wake Up Mr. Freedman" Ugh shivers down my spine

Interesting thread.....lol.

So... you don't think he smells very clean then?

I don't even know what you're talking about.

talking about creepy,  what if he was a silent dude like freeman...  just staring at you...... with his cold blank eyes.....smiling slightly.... just staring....

Oh, come on.  Don't hate the G-Man.  After all, he's so happy to see you!

both my grandpa's are dead Brad so I find it very disturbing that you know what they smell like.

One of the creepiest characters in Half Life. We can only wish that we could shoot him in the game

he is messed up.

I once remarked that my girlfriends uncle looked like g-man. Thankfully, she found him creepy so I got away with it...And after showing her Half Life 2, she agreed, he visited my school for some reason that was never discovered.....

Brad probably is some kinda super villain who just goes around smelling old people.

The GMan is creepy, but that's why he's still so popular in the series. There's gotta be SOME kind of mystery (even thought Half-life is already full of it..). I would kind of imagine him being smell-free. He seems like some kind of apparition or ghost, if you will. He kind of guides you through things and appears at random. He's either a ghost with magical powers or an alien O.O!

*EDIT* That picture scares the hell outta me, OMFGBBQ!

G-Man is the shit!

G-Man is the boss of all bosses. One of the creepiest characters I've come across.

He is pretty strange

what if he really in gordan freeman?! lulz not

I think the whole purpose of GMan is to freak the fuck out of you.

My grandpa smells like Werthers Originals. Anyone from the UK wll know what im talking about.

Despite GMan's obvious grandpa smell and door to door salesman looks, he's probably just a toys r us kid at heart.

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talking about creepy,  what if he was a silent dude like freeman...  just staring at you...... with his cold blank eyes.....smiling slightly.... just staring....

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Gman doesn't care what you thinks about him, so he is pretty much like about 10% of the world's population.

Half of those people are aloof.

The other half are psychotic.

The G-Man does not smell like my grandfather, I double checked.

i find G-man hilarious...and i dunno why :p

I've always imagined him smelling quite wonderful.