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Jar Time w/ Jeff

Jar Time w/ Jeff: A Solstice For Jars - 06/21/2012

Watch as the sun sets on these jars and questions get sort-of-answered.

You ask the questions, Jeff Gerstmann supplies the answers.

Jun. 21 2012

Posted by: Jeff

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Jeff Gerstmann

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RE: The Last of Us' shotgun to the face, I thought the cheers were more because the violence seemed more emotionally chraged than in most games. There aren't many games where the enemies beg for their lives but you have your own survival at stake. That's why I was excited. I guess I'm just overestimating people.

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@Portis said:

I know this is going to border on too much information, but that bird you're hearing is a California Towhee. Having lived in California my entire life, I know that noise well. Extremely annoying trying to sleep in the morning when that bird is going full-tilt with its chirping. :/

Ossum

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Man, as much as I sometimes hate Jeff....I love him so much.

He can be pretty condescending but he keeps it real in ways I've never seen a games journalist pull off .

Literally living the dream.

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@Dryker said:

Those videos on the side are extremely annoying and distracting.

yup

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Extend your wings and FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

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Well shit my pants! I never knew they spun off Mutant League into a cartoon either!

Also Zillion was my favorite Master System game!

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FUCK!

I never would've stopped going to church if I knew there was even the slightest possibility that I'd learn to shapeshift in to a jet. Is that what Dianetics is about?

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I'm still loving my Vita better than my 3ds, the MGS HD pack is great.

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@Portis said:

I know this is going to border on too much information, but that bird you're hearing is a California Towhee. Having lived in California my entire life, I know that noise well. Extremely annoying trying to sleep in the morning when that bird is going full-tilt with its chirping. :/

Sounds exactly like a bird we have here in the UK, not sure if it is some sort of chaffinch or sparrow or what but, I have one nest just above my bedroom window every year. They are actually bloody loud and fairly annoying unless you shut all your windows. I actually found one chilling out just inside my open window once, I looked at him, he looked at me as he slowly side stepped back outside. It was like something from a cartoon or something, so damn funny.

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I think it is fair to say that PC games are still the cutting edge when it comes to technology, it's actually surprising how popular ios gaming has become considering that really. I would never have predicted it. Imagine how awesome it would be to have a high end video card/chip in a tablet?

I will always be a PC gamer at heart but I am looking forward to seeing how far we can go with tablets and phones.

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So what you're saying is consoles are for stupid people and PC's are for smart people. /notbaitingatall

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@Curufinwe said:

Play Vanquish in Japanese with subtitles. It makes the story/tone less annoying.

Anyone gonna verify this?

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My pastor did that once. Not many people know that there's a class that teaches you to shape shift into the object/animal of your choice when you go to school to become a pastor.

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Yea dude how could you not know about the Mutant League cartoon?

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I downloaded Pocket Planes because of this, and it's a lot of fun. Thank you, Jeff.

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Thank god you said Psycho Fox as a good game on master system, thought I was the only one who played that game as a kid.

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I feel like finally being able to see Jeff's backyard has ruined the mystery of what lied beyond those glass doors....

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I love jar time but had to cover the the three screens on the right after 5 minutes.

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It annoys me when people appear somewhat indignant about games that other people like but they don't. It's OK to not like something and not understand why other people do. You can argue to talk it out but it will still go down to tastes and opinion which can't be argued with.

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To be honest, I hope that they look at people besides games journalism veterans. The same people get recycled through the industry, and it gets a little stale. One of my favorite youtube personalities was talking about something similar a couple of months ago, and I thought about how good he'd be at a site like GB and how well he'd complement the existing crew. It'll never happen because he just doesn't know the right people. Anyway, hope the intern thing that Jeff mentioned works out.

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Ugh...no random pc game and we get a pissed and grumpy Jeff answering questions. So much for that subscription.

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I can't believe Jeff didn't know about Mutant League. I'm even more surprised he didn't know they were going to do Mutant League Wrestling.

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@mbr2 said:

So what you're saying is consoles are for stupid people and PC's are for smart people. /notbaitingatall

It's not bait if it's true.

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Jeff, in my neck of the woods we don't have woods and it's 150F, and all we have for keeping cool are old fashioned fans.

Okay maybe none of that is true but, it seemed funny at the time.

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Clowns are THE worst.

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For anyone and everyone complaining about the weird video sidebars, just know that it's part of Jeff's quirky "fuck with you just to fuck with you" sense of humor.

I don't claim to fully understand it, but I love it because it weeds out all of the whiny "I don't like this because I don't like this" internet pussies.

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The Jet video in the side just CHANGED MY LIFE.

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Is it lame that I just want them to hire Rorie?

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Some very nice insight. Hadn't had the time to watch this due to personal issues, nice that I have finished it....I sent a question and he answered it without actually reading my q.

The whole changing landscape of games and Jeff's struggles with the morality of reviewing games always makes me perk up an ear so to speak. I think that this has been a most fulfilling (almost) two hours of my life and it felt like I was just having a conversation with him. I remarked, scoffed, and told my wife hey listen to this.

Great entertainment Giant Bomb. Thanks for putting yourself in that "identify" progress of information. Glad to be a subscriber - and glad to see Jeff continue to reinvent the wheel. My seventeen years of being involved in the "internet" game movement (aol faq writer, enigma gaming web designer, getting metal gear solid review copies, etc), even though I have moved on from the medium, is completely represented by the most outstanding person I could think of.

Thank you for this forum to digress, think, and communicate.

The force is strong with this Jars video.... very strong.

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Kessler and Lemon should both be given jobs , and run the youtube stuff just like they did before. it was Awesome!

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I am not sure why I love Jar-Time so much, but continue to do them. I like hearing you just talk about random stuff you are doing (getting washers installed), and your thoughts on game mechanics vs. Story/artistic/sound design.

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Anyone know why Jeff takes the questions over at ComicVine? I'm really just curious.

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@Blargonaut said:

Anyone know why Jeff takes the questions over at ComicVine? I'm really just curious.

because no one ever messages him on that site so he can devote his inbox to questions. If people sent their questions to him on Giant Bomb, he'd have to wade through all his other zillions of messages to find a scattered few questions for this broadcast. He used to use Anime Vice for questions.

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Double Matt added to the team, i would approve.

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Still my favourite subscriber segment.

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Really wish these segments were turned into audio files that we could listen to them in the car, etc.

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I actually hear you, Jeff. In Colorado here, we just broke the temperature record for today. Record was 100 degrees in 1991, we hit 105 today. The hottest June I can ever remember and our A/C sucks.

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Jeff was talking till the sun went down. Awesome.

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Jeff you just keep killin it. more please!

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Should be among the top choices for future employees! Funny, enthusiastic, and loved by many!

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@CakeBomb said:

Ugh...no random pc game and we get a pissed and grumpy Jeff answering questions. So much for that subscription.

go away

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For anyone who doesn't know about that awesome clip of the dude turning into a jet, Jeff submitted that to the totally awesome TV CARNAGE and they used it in one of their magical and awesome videos.

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You only jar once.

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These jar time sessions make me appreciate the subscription I have with you guys even more.

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That flying preacher video clip is all kinds of amazing, in all the wrong ways.

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"whale dick thanks for cumming"

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What the hell? The Call of Juarez games were great except for the modern day shitfest that came out just before Dead Island.

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I have the same light on the ceiling of my bedroom. Always thought it looked a bit suggestive. Informative, I know.

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"fuck that, pac-man moves to the left!".

Yes, Jeff, yes he does.

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God damnit, Jeff Gerstmann, I love you. Fuck. Please do these videos more often.