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Giant Bomb Presents

Giant Bomb Presents: A Very Ryckert Christmas 2017

It's that time of the year...to get to the bottom of whatever's going on with wheat.

Giant Bomb Presents is giantbomb.com's home for interviews, previews, and more.

Dec. 20 2017

Posted by: Dan

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Let battle commence.

You kinda forget, Paul Ryckert is Dan Ryckerts Dan Ryckert.

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255MB !?!?

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Wheat TALK!!!

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OH BOY

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I forgot how much I missed these

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Yes!

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"Bread farmer"

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Loved the ending too.

Cherish these wonderful moments together, Dan and Paul.

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yessssss

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wheat wish you a merry christmas, wheat wish you a merry christmas

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W H E A T Life

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Not even one minute in and we have ball scratching fondling. Here we go.

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lets get spicy

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The best Christmas tradition!

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Oh lord have mercy. These are most out of control things on giant bomb next to the last day of e3. I love 'em.

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These are always so cosy

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Finally. A stereo podcast....

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"I'm gently fondling" what a opener...

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The one thing I wait for all year is finally here.

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Ah yes!!

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Ah yes!!

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255MB !?!?

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Only the best audio quality for wheat discussions.

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thank you for this :')

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These are the best GB podcasts and I'm not even kidding.

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These are somehow better and better every damn time. What a fascinating, confounding pair of people.

Edit: I worked on a farm for a summer. You can totally just eat corn off of the cob.

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@flavbot said:
@authenticm said:

255MB !?!?

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Only the best audio quality for wheat discussions.

I only listen to my wheat discussions in FLAC, thank you very much.

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'You are being classy with your butthole metaphors "

Also, STEREO FARTING.

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Oh, god, I was screaming internally at Dan's complete misunderstanding of what the appearance of Big League Chew is supposed to mimic.

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Dan sounds so awkward reading the porn mags, I think this is why I'm premium.....

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I hope everyone tells Dan & Paul that yeast = fungus and nothing else.

Paul was right about pasteurization. You heat the product to decrease the amount of bacteria. It brings the product to a safe level ,without changing the taste too much.

Sterilization is heating it at a higher temperature with the aim to get rid of all micro-organisms. This alters the chemical structure of the product and changes the taste of the product. But it makes it viable to preserve food for a longer time.

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Oh no.

Oh Yes.

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lolllll Dan NotTalking about putting custom games on the SNES Classic. It is almost essential to making that thing worthwhile. I love mine, and I don't even have nostalgia for it really. Got one of those dope European ones too.

I love how Dan explains how he needs to properly present every last thing to his dad lol. I love the stories about his Dad playing games, holidays shenanigans, and the little slightly more personal stuff, thanks for opening up in this fun way.

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Love the content with Paul, I think this might be my favorite one of these. Really funny all throughout and touching at the end.

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I always enjoy these Ryckert podcasts. Have a good one! :)

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Not one brand in the Podcast name, description, or photo....Dan, your brand loyalty is fading...I'm sure over the break you'll buy some stock in wheat once you figure it all out...can't wait to listen to this tomorrow at work.

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can't wait to see how napoleon factors into this

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It's the most wonderful time of the year.

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a copy of this recording needs to be in a museum somewhere, saved for eternity.

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I love how Dan has to laboriously explain uncomplicated things to his dad much the way the GB crew has to do to him on a regular basis.

(Imagine explaining D&D to Paul Ryckert.)

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I hope everyone tells Dan & Paul that yeast = fungus and nothing else.

Paul was right about pasteurization. You heat the product to decrease the amount of bacteria. It brings the product to a safe level ,without changing the taste too much.

Sterilization is heating it at a higher temperature with the aim to get rid of all micro-organisms. This alters the chemical structure of the product and changes the taste of the product. But it makes it viable to preserve food for a longer time.

Um, the beauty is them not knowing dumb science stuff like this. If it were two rocket scientists explaining everything, I'd be BORED TO DEATH.

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@heelbill: That's what i'm saying. Just tell them it's fungus. Then they will have a whole discussion about how that's supposed to be a healthy thing.

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God damn it Dan. How can you not get the difference between raw food and cold cooked food?

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I love these two. Genuinely adorable when hearing Paul's excitement over the SNES classic. Thanks for taking the time Dan.

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Don't get me wrong, I love these guys and appreciate their contribution to Giant Bomb. But about 1.5 minutes into their wheat discussion I realized they hurt me, and hurt my soul in way a that is irreparable, and that there is no amount of alcohol (*that will not kill me) that can soothe this pain. I must stop listening, but I cannot find the stop button... I'm still listening. Sugar? Seriously? Ahhhhhhhhhhh?!?!?

Staaaaaaahhhhhhpppppppp.

Please. Please just google. Or Duck Duck Go. Or just use Lycos.

Thanks! :]

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Yes!

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Yes, finally!

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Describing boiling as angry water is maybe my new favorite expression.

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Dan lives in my left ear and Paul lives in my right.

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Oh Yeaaaaaaaaah! My favourite time of year!

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Wheat was a mistake.

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The disgruntled mail carrier and the boy who got married in a Taco Bell