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Alt+F1: 22 - 08/27/2014 - Bruised Egos in Belgium

We anger the Romulans with more Pastor troubles, lenient Ferrari penalties, Vettel's driving face, a lack of baked beans, and perhaps the most disgusting and ingenious innovation racing has ever seen.

Alt+F1 is a weekly Formula 1 podcast from your friends at Giant Bomb. We run down the twists and turns of Earth's fastest and most expensive urinating contest. Join us for race recaps, news from the wide world of racing and the latest on Pastor Maldonado.

Aug. 27 2014

Posted by: Drew

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As mentioned on this episode of Alt+F1, a podcast about race cars:

Grosjean and friends crashing at Spa 2012:

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A big GP3 crash at Spa in 2013:

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Vettel's radio after colliding with Mark Webber:

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Nico's VLOG about his incident with Hamilton:

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Vettel wearing his driving face around the F1 track in Sochi:

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Lewis Hamilton's Ice Bucket Challenge:

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Daniel Ricciardo's Ice Bucket Challenge:

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Deep Space 9 is the best television program.

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Lewis does not look cold in that video.

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Thanks guys!

BTW Qo'noS (or Kronos) is the Klingon homeworld.

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But when will @dannyodwyer finish Half Life 2 ep1/2? (Hint: RIGHT NOW)

Just kidding of course, glad to be here for another ep of Alt+F1! There has been so much drama this season, it's crazy.

"Or like the bad guys in the upcoming Splatoon game from Nintendo."

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Pastor Maldonado has never finished the Alpha Quadrant.

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Also that Nico Rosberg video had the play button over his face, so I thought it was Drew testing out his GoPro again.

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Wow, Vettel in the video...

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I wish I had two brains so I could listen to this and watch Danny stream at the same time!

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Deep Space 9 is the best television program.

It's up there. Babylon 5 was pretty great too.

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@fisk0: UGH, less than a minute in, and Drew already makes a horrible Star Trek mistake that drove the Trekkie in me MAD.

@drewbert Klingons live on Cronos.

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@mooseymcman: NEEEEEEEEEERD!!!

(nah just kidding, Deep Space 9 is up there with my favourite shows of all time)

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Thanks Drew and Danny.

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I'm still watching through TNG for the first time so I hope I won't have to skip anything to avoid spoilers.

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Deep Space 9 is the best television program.

This all the time forever.

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TNG > DS9

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Also, follow her on twitter, she tweets like a champ.

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DS9 is awesome! Not just because Sisko is a bad-ass but it made one of the beloved minor characters from TNG, Chief O'Brian, a series regular. The bro-mance between him and Dr. Bashir was fun.

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Well you guys chanced on one of the weird issues of Trek a show that is nominally all about embracing diversity. The monolithic aliens where a single member of a species can knowingly talk about their species as if every member is the same. Klingons do this, Vulcans do that. And that they speak Klingon or whatever. Though to be fair, there are some instances of human type diversity in aliens (because of the actor that plays them) and alien diversity might not be anything that humans could readily identify (such as Klingon forehead ridges or something)

The other weird thing is the number of random crewmembers that apparently hail from England/Ireland based on their surnames. I get those names are "comfortable" to a largely American audience, but it does strike me as some xenophobe's dream where even most Europeans don't make the cut into Starfleet.

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Headtracked HUDs projected on racers' visors, engine boost/cripple by remote by Race Control, and you have blueshells in Formula E. This is actually technically possible.

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@jarno said:

Headtracked HUDs projected on racers' visors, engine boost/cripple by remote by Race Control, and you have blueshells in Formula E. This is actually technically possible.

Fucking blueshells

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http://fanboost.fiaformulae.com/ you can vote for formula electric speed here if you don't use twitter! I already voted for katherine legge she's my favorite because we have the same name :^)

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Another great cast.

And another great race from F1's best driver :)

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Come for the cars, stay for the spontaneous comments about foreign cultures.

Also the name of a Walloon's place of origin is apparently Wallonia, which sounds like it should be the name of an entirely fictitious European country.

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#BOOSTPASTORBOOSTPASTORMALDANADO

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OK.. Dammit. I've been holding out, listening to this podcast having never watched F1 (or any racing sport at all, really). But... I think I want to get into this one. The only problems: I'm American; do not have either cable, satellite, or rabbit-ears TV; do not have access to Tivo or any kind of DVR-style device; and work weekends. Anyone have any tips on how I'd go about watching F1? Is there, like, a website I can catch recordings of the races after the fact at my own pace?

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Thank god for racing, cause rubbing just aint doing it for me anymore.

Haven't listened to the podcast yet but judging from the comments and thumbnail F1 has broken the warp 10 "threshold"? Did Nico and Lewis have weird lizard babies?

Edit: Also I'm not 100% sure but I think I heard that Caterham will be selling Kobayashi's seat to the highest bidder for the remaining races of the season to alleviate some of their money trouble, bummer for Kamui...

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@matoyak said:

OK.. Dammit. I've been holding out, listening to this podcast having never watched F1 (or any racing sport at all, really). But... I think I want to get into this one. The only problems: I'm American; do not have either cable, satellite, or rabbit-ears TV; do not have access to Tivo or any kind of DVR-style device; and work weekends. Anyone have any tips on how I'd go about watching F1? Is there, like, a website I can catch recordings of the races after the fact at my own pace?

F1 is like the NFL when it comes to watching there events. They fallow the old "Catch it live or fuck you" mentality unfortunately.

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Our moon = Luna

Our Sun = Sol

We're only cocky in so far as our solar system is The Sol System!

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Am I the only one that thinks Drews flemish sounds like simlish?

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@matoyak said:

OK.. Dammit. I've been holding out, listening to this podcast having never watched F1 (or any racing sport at all, really). But... I think I want to get into this one. The only problems: I'm American; do not have either cable, satellite, or rabbit-ears TV; do not have access to Tivo or any kind of DVR-style device; and work weekends. Anyone have any tips on how I'd go about watching F1? Is there, like, a website I can catch recordings of the races after the fact at my own pace?

F1 is like the NFL when it comes to watching there events. They fallow the old "Catch it live or fuck you" mentality unfortunately.

Well... huh. That saves me some time, I guess? I dunno, F1 actually seemed like a good thing for being in the background while working on programming homework...Ah well.

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@matoyak said:

@dizzyhippos said:

@matoyak said:

OK.. Dammit. I've been holding out, listening to this podcast having never watched F1 (or any racing sport at all, really). But... I think I want to get into this one. The only problems: I'm American; do not have either cable, satellite, or rabbit-ears TV; do not have access to Tivo or any kind of DVR-style device; and work weekends. Anyone have any tips on how I'd go about watching F1? Is there, like, a website I can catch recordings of the races after the fact at my own pace?

F1 is like the NFL when it comes to watching there events. They fallow the old "Catch it live or fuck you" mentality unfortunately.

Well... huh. That saves me some time, I guess? I dunno, F1 actually seemed like a good thing for being in the background while working on programming homework...Ah well.

Reddit has a pretty great new to F1 page.

Oh hey, what's that at the bottom of the where to watch link...

>.>

<.<

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Almost out of the european time zone? Better than the insane asian 3AM races :X

Also O'Dwyer almost slipped up and said 'rashers' :P

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What a race. Loved the fight for fifth. Too bad Magnussen got penalized so hard, but a somewhat fair decision. Good show guys! Here's pre-Monza videos.

This one reminds me of the battle we saw at Spa going down the Kemmel straight. Also shows some of that Ferrari fan passion at Monza.

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Just listen to those old engines scream!

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@droop: The sound of that 2004 Ferrari engine is just delicious.

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#FASTERMALDONADO

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Ought to love Danny's and Drew's attempts at speaking and understanding German. The best question was "Is that a magazine for sausage lovers?"

Also, never tweet for Maldonado.

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I did not know i could speak Klingon what great skill gotta put that on my CV.

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Are there really places in America where you can't get baked beans or is Danny just a crazy person? Every grocery store I've ever been to has had seemingly dozens of different kinds of baked beans, and the Publix near me recently even started carrying the British branded Heinz Beans. I checked the ConAgra store locator and it showed some Safeways around SF that carried Beanee Weenees... @dannyodwyer should head to Safeway and check it out.

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Oh man, I didn't realize Formula E was starting so soon. Looking forward to what a mess the first race will inevitably be.

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@drewbert Oh i did not know avast was protecting my email and spamming a dutch message down below. all though it was totally worth it just for you saying the word ''bescherming''.

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I'm really hoping that Formula E will have The Shamen playing the winner's anthem. And whistles.

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Curva Grande, 5.99 at Taco Bell. Haha.

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As a reserve driver, Alexander Rossi would have been on the track anyway. That's what sucks about being a reserve driver, it takes up your time and prevents you from racing in some other series, and you only get to drive on Friday practice or if there's some emergency. But people do it because it gives them a chance of becoming an actual driver.

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So the team didn't own up to the FIA about what went on in that post-race meeting, but it's pretty clear now that they're not huge fans of Rosbergs behavior. (English half way down.)

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Danny, Drew, I love you, but no amount of Star Trek imagery will get me to listen to an F1 podcast!

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@swiftoid said:

Danny, Drew, I love you, but no amount of Star Trek imagery will get me to listen to an F1 podcast!

Well, the Star Trek imagery got me to listen to the first minute or so...then...nah.