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Film & 40s

Film & 40s: Film & 40s: The Wicker Man (2006)

Waypoint's Austin Walker joins the Bee-st crew to pick apart this absurd, terrible, absurdly terrible remake.

An audio accompaniment to your movie viewing pleasure with your friends at Giant Bomb.

May. 4 2018

Posted by: Alex

In This Episode:

Nicolas Cage

Bee

Episode Notes:

This podcast is an audio supplement, meant to be played simultaneously with the film The Wicker Man (2006). We are watching the film via a US Blu-ray release. Streaming and rental options can be found here.

NOTE: There are two versions of this movie out there, which we did not realize until after we'd recorded this. They're identical except for the ending. The UNRATED version, which is the version that was released on Blu-ray (and that we are watching), has the alternate ending that includes the infamous "NOT THE BEES" scene. The theatrical cut, which is the one most widely available for digital rental, omits that sequence and includes a "SIX MONTHS LATER" final scene that isn't in the version we watched. Please make sure you are watching the UNRATED version if you can.

Our commentary begins at the film's 16 second mark. It's right before the Alcon Entertainment logo fades up.

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@alex: have been you seen Kiss of Death? It’s home to more ham than, err...Kanye’s hog farm? Nic Cage, Samuel L. Jackson, Ving Rhames, and the world’s greatest thespian, David Caruso, all in one place.

I bought almost all of these movies for my own personal Nic Cage Appreciation Marathon late last year but never followed through on watching them, so these F&Fs have been great!

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@avioto said:

Ok, for the people who can't watch the correct version like me. You can watch this youtube clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHGntwEikUQ

Start it from 1:34:36 in the podcast. Be sure to press play on the movie after the clip ends to get the super great ending for the theatrical version (notice the bee sounds in the background, wtf...)

I hope I got that timing right, it's tricky to move around exactly to where you like with this podcast player.

Thanks, this worked out! Watched the wrong version which was fine until this point, paused it and started the youtube clip around that timestamp, then continued the movie around the same frame the clip ends on.

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@avioto: Thank you. I was a fool and just checked the podcast feed itself for any mentions of version considerations instead of reading comments, and was so confused when suddenly the commentary bore no remote resemblance to what I was watching. Will go back and listen with that video on.

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The two different versions are not identical at all, the dvd version which is the older one is a lot shorter in other areas too, the sync kept going amok. Still had a good ole time though, was supes glad Austin was there too!

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@vinny@alex@danryckert@ybbaaabby Do you think it's a good idea to make the starting name credits a good syncing point in the future? It's easier to seek and sync for a name credit than a timestamp because it doesn't seem to be accurate most of the time and because of different releases, seek bars also aren't that precise.

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No apparent torrents available that I could find for this version.

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for what it's worth, I was able to run to my local Vintage Stock and buy a used copy of the Unrated DVD for $6. This and National Treasure were the only movies in this run of Film & 40s I hadn't seen before and this was a damn sight better than NT. Found it hugely entertaining, if not for the intended reasons.

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too bad. i only have access to the millenium film version.

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I bought the HD DVD version for this. The version matches fine as it's the same encode as the Blu-ray.

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I guess Westworld is confusing, if you have trouble following the plot premise of Wicker Man...still love you, Dan!

Also this was a bad movie, thank you for making it enjoyable!

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Stoked that Austin was around for this, I really miss him interacting with the GB duders.

I have to say, Dan’s stupidity was in full force here and it was infuriating. Did he get drunk before the recording or something? The plot was incredibly basic and he couldn’t follow it. Also “what’s a matriarchy?”

Maybe you guys should be watching with subtitles on so things aren’t easily missed?

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What the heck Vinny. I'm half way down a bottle of whiskey.

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Kidding of course, Vinny is great and so is this segment.

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@croy4633: the one you linked to is 1:41:52. Is it the unrated version?

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I paid $13 bucks to own a digital copy of this...

Yes, I paid for HD.

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@garwalk said:

I have so far found the Unrated version digitally available from Microsoft, Google Play, and Amazon, but only for purchase ($10-$13) and NOT for rent. What a buzzkill. With that said I'll go ahead and also admit that the Unrated version is also difficult to find illicit copies of. It must be *bad*.

Yea. I first rented the original version, then went to some sites for a dirty copy of the unrated version, couldn't find any, uhh, links with any generous donors...so I just bought it on YouTube since I had a $5 off purchase coupon there.

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I will say this for the movie: it's really, really bad, but in having different versions in confusing availability, it's very close to the Edward Woodward/Christopher Lee original.

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I just watched the original wickerman movie where instead of nick cage you get copious amounts of nudity and a much creepier feeling overall (actually a good movie, music is good, too)

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@bacterialbeaver I can confirm what @croy4633 posted. The theatrical version that you can rent on Youtube is actually the unrated version. I rented the HD version ($3.99) of the theatrical version at the following link and it matched with the podcast. It contains the Alcon Entertainment logo at the beginning and has the "Not the bees" scene at the end. I would assume the SD version will work as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdSGz88IcKc

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The best thing I can say is that it gave more context to all the memes. The movie is atrocious. The premise could have worked if the execution was handled by someone who was competent.

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unrated is on itunes for rent and purchase (in canada at least)

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This wasn't great, but Leelee Sobieski is so beautiful!

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I have the wrong version and starting the movie from the very start instead of 16 seconds and playing when Alex says go (4:09), it syncs up pretty close at the start.

Thanks duder

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Cool to have Austin back.

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Like Ellen Burstyn from the Exorcist is in this movie?

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Are they just toying with him? Why don't they just kill him right away? I guess they are just a bunch of sick fucks that like toying with their prey.

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@garwalk said:

I have so far found the Unrated version digitally available from Microsoft, Google Play, and Amazon, but only for purchase ($10-$13) and NOT for rent. What a buzzkill. With that said I'll go ahead and also admit that the Unrated version is also difficult to find illicit copies of. It must be *bad*.

Yeah, if the thumbnail is to be believed (and I would hope it is), the unrated version is available for purchase on Google Play and is categorized as "Drama"
https://play.google.com/store/movies/details/The_Wicker_Man?id=zRhsC2-P0kI

Weirdly enough, the rated/theatrical version is also on Google Play, but CAN be rented and is categorized as "Romance"https://play.google.com/store/movies/details/The_Wicker_Man_2006?id=GdSGz88IcKc

Screenshots of the 2 different listings
Screenshots of the 2 different listings

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Half the time digital rentals in my region end up being a different speed, which sucks as it leads to continual desyncing.

I'll try Plejmo here, which appears to be the only option, and has Wicker Man at a runtime of 102 minutes, indicating that perhaps it's the 1:41:51 the unrated version supposedly is, and at the same speed? Hopefully that's actually the case.

edit
Nope, movie keeps leaping ahead. The runtime is actually 1:37:32.

How many percent would one need to up the tempo in Audacity?
I'll just try about 4.176%, see what that does.
Think I nailed it.

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@shotty said:

@bacterialbeaver I can confirm what @croy4633 posted. The theatrical version that you can rent on Youtube is actually the unrated version. I rented the HD version ($3.99) of the theatrical version at the following link and it matched with the podcast. It contains the Alcon Entertainment logo at the beginning and has the "Not the bees" scene at the end. I would assume the SD version will work as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdSGz88IcKc

I can also back this up. Rented the HD version which said it had a runtime of 1:41:52 on the rental page. The actual video was 1:41:51. Lined up perfectly with the podcast.

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Was a bit tricky to find the correct version of this to watch but I love Austin and I love Nic Cage so it's alllll worth it in the end :)

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@qlanth said:
@shotty said:

@bacterialbeaver I can confirm what @croy4633 posted. The theatrical version that you can rent on Youtube is actually the unrated version. I rented the HD version ($3.99) of the theatrical version at the following link and it matched with the podcast. It contains the Alcon Entertainment logo at the beginning and has the "Not the bees" scene at the end. I would assume the SD version will work as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdSGz88IcKc

I can also back this up. Rented the HD version which said it had a runtime of 1:41:52 on the rental page. The actual video was 1:41:51. Lined up perfectly with the podcast.

Thanks yall.

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@simenruud: it's as painful as you'd expect, i don't remember it being overly gory though.

I'd so love to watch it with this commentary. I really can't watch it a second time though.

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@dya: Just going to suggest that maybe a quick search for a rifftrax version might bear some fruit...

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"could he leave?"

Omg

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I would like a director's cut where Edward swims off the island and returns with an attack helicopter.

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Thanks to wickerman wikipedia(Wickerpedia?) for bringing this comedy trailer recut to my attention.

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@alex Hey Alex, quick suggestion for better syncing up audio that you guys have done before in the past, but I think it would be a good idea to say the names of the studios and the names during the opening credits as they appear on the screen. I think that serves as a good visual and audio cue for us to easier sync to in addition to bringing up the audio channels.

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Austin: Maybe I should be a seaplane pilot

Vinny: You also have to be great with a six shooter and with snappy comebacks.

That's exactly what Drew did!

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I've seen the 'unrated' version of this movie before and wasn't aware that there was another version. Turns out iTunes has the wrong version. They edited the bees scene and the leg breaking scene as audio only and played it as they walked him up the hill to the wicker man; what a weird choice. Must have been to get that PG-13 rating that Alex was referring to. There's also a scene at the end where James Franco (what?) was picked up in a bar to become the next sacrifice.

Whatever, it was still fun.

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Did this audio file make the movie popular enough that it can no longer be rented from YouTube? Cause the only option I see there is "Buy"

Also: Neil LaBute SURE does hate him some women.

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He punches some women in this one

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Oh wow... I rented the HD YouTube version and was watching with subtitles. At the end, the captions go completely screwey and weird, just plain wrong. It looks like the video is from the unrated edition, but the captions are for the theatrical cut :D Confused me for quite a bit!

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I genuinely liked this movie

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i like this movie and not in a this is so bad is good way

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If ya'll actually, unironically like this one, check out the original English '70s one.

@silentprotag said:

Filed Under: Nicolas Cage, Bee

lol

Checks out.

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This movie has been on HBO recently. Make sure you watch the Director's Cut. I think that one is the one the crew is watching.