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Quick Look: Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Who doesn't want to fight alongside a bunch of precocious teens who love the church and hate themselves?

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Jul. 31 2019

Cast: Vinny, Dan, Abby

Posted by: Abby

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GB Anime Expert, Dan Ryckert... Show me the Anime!

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Black Eagles forever.

Just, ignore all the blood.

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Lousy Marth weather.

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Where's Advance Wars you cowards

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Should maybe remove Alex from "cast" and add Abby

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@clockworktony: Nintendo: "What's 'Advance Wars'? Nobody that works here knows what that is.

...if they know what's good for them, that is ?."

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Black Eagles forever.

Just, ignore all the blood.

Imagine thinking there is a better faction than the Black Eagles or a better faction leader than Edelgard.

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Hey @ybbaaabby, just to address your concern, I've heard the game doesn't actually let you romance anyone until later in the game after there's a multiple-year time jump. So the characters are no longer your students, they're peers in the army of whatever nation you chose.

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Wow, the character art and models are gorgeous, but the backgrounds are hideous. The background textures look awful close up and the lighting seems really harsh. I saw some bad screenshots floating around, but I thought those were just one-off instances of weirdness. The contrast between the beautiful characters and grimy textures makes the whole thing look garish.

Maybe it's less noticeable in portable mode?

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@uninvincible said:

Black Eagles forever.

Just, ignore all the blood.

Golden Deer tho. They're scrappy and Claude is a charming leader.

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It hasn't been that long since a FE came out. Shadows of Valentia came out on 3DS in Spring 2017.

Anywho, I'm really enjoying the game thus far.

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This game has absolutely captivated me unlike any game all this year. Yesterday I was playing and all of a sudden it was 12 hours later. Only 22 hours in overall but its been great

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In order to unlock those hidden potentials you need to instruct them in it during the classes. Usage wont help it. In fact they'll learn at a pretty slow rate from usage and study in it until you get all three stars filled from instructing them.

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Waifu Emblem has returned.

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Oh my god...

Does Dan have an anime wife?

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@puppymehard: Everybody seems to forget about Echoes. Loved it though

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@puppymehard: True, but that was a remake of FE: Gaiden. The last new FE was Fates in 2015. 4 years is a good chunk of time.

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Dan letting Catherine kill everyone and wasting all that XP is killing me.

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This has a good clip of Vinny saying "Wow, that's a big pole!"

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90+ minute Fire Emblem Quick Look? Let's do this!

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Laughed at Abby being weirded out by being able to romance teachers. She hasn't seen many anime games.

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@chaser324: Everybody keeps going on about "Adrestian Empire" this and "Holy Kingdom" that and I'm just chilling out here with my BFF Claude and our ragtag group of outcasts and weirdos. Golden Deer is where it's at.

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The game I hear keeps teacher/student stuff platonic until an apparently appropriate time. Mileage may vary. I hope Dan keeps updated on the beastcast because there is a lot of game left after this; he's maybe 10% there?

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Where's Advance Wars you cowards

It's over here. For some reason, they're calling it "Wargroove" now.

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Proof that Dan actually would like Persona?

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Just so everyone is clear, Dan is actually wrong about same-sex romances: there are zero gay romance options for male Byleth in Fire Emblem Three Houses.

EDIT: Turns out I'M wrong but it seemed from what I read there was a bait and switch gay romance but that's thankfully not true.

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Just so everyone is clear, Dan is actually wrong about same-sex romances: there are zero gay romance options for male Byleth in Fire Emblem Three Houses.

Are you sure? I've seen a few outlets say that M!Byleth can romance Linhardt. Still pretty weak, though.

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@robpigott: I don't know how to do spoiler tags on mobile but that is not correct. Dan is right about same sex marriages, the number is just super, super low.

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@biospock: Huh, okay. I read in a press outlet that the one gay romance between two men was a bait and switch. My bad. It just seemed really disappointing to me when I read that.

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I.... Really want this to be the new Endurance Run series. This reeks of Persona 4 ER vibes.

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I also chose the Black Eagles and can confirm that Hubert is an asshole. He seems to aspire to be Edelgard's asshole, so she doesn't have to be an asshole to anyone.

I have played this game for about ten hours and I think it's also really, really good.

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"This is Bernadetta, she's a badass archer"

Dan... I don't think we have the same definition of "badass".

Also, to clarify you do NOT gain stars from using the weapon in combat. You gain them by teaching them that skill during the lesson sections. I believe it's 3 lessons per star.

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@justin258: He aspires mainly to be Dracula and I kinda love it.

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@shaanyboi said:

Oh my god...

Does Dan have an anime wife?

He can't cheat on Penny from Stardew Valley. :P

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Dan really wanting to massage that lance skill

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@shaanyboi said:

Oh my god...

Does Dan have an anime wife?

He can't cheat on Penny from Stardew Valley. :P

Penny? I thought Dan was an Abigail man? You know, the only correct choice.

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@maxxcanti said:

@shaanyboi said:

Oh my god...

Does Dan have an anime wife?

He can't cheat on Penny from Stardew Valley. :P

Penny? I thought Dan was an Abigail man? You know, the only correct choice.

First off, Emily is the only choice.

But yes, Dan had a change of heart and went Abigail.

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Dan playing Persona 5 when? it has to happen now.

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@vicious17 said:

"This is Bernadetta, she's a badass archer"

Dan... I don't think we have the same definition of "badass".

Also, to clarify you do NOT gain stars from using the weapon in combat. You gain them by teaching them that skill during the lesson sections. I believe it's 3 lessons per star.

I'd consider her pretty badass. She's terrified of everything, but still manages to murder countless people. I could only aspire to be as badass as her.

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Can love bloom on a battlefield?

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Just gonna echo it here before it becomes the brunt of the conversation here, the romances in the game don’t happen till after the time skip, where you and your students are more peers in an army

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@mrfluke: I mean.. it's marginally less weird I guess. But nothing about your relationship with them or how they view you really changes so I dunno.

Fire Emblems had a slightly creepy undertone for a while now that it's best not to think about too much, but this one is less so overall I think.

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Black Eagles suck so much dude, I can't believe so many people choose them. Hubert sucks, Bernadetta sucks, Caspar sucks and to top it all off they have the girl with the stupid looking hat. They are actually the worst house of all.

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@49th: Well Caspar is kinda lame so this is not all wrong I guess.

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@49th: your opinion sucks

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The game does have romance, but you cannot actually romance people when they are students.

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@efesell said:

@mrfluke: I mean.. it's marginally less weird I guess. But nothing about your relationship with them or how they view you really changes so I dunno.

Fire Emblems had a slightly creepy undertone for a while now that it's best not to think about too much, but this one is less so overall I think.

I havent finished the game yet, but from what ive heard where the romance stuff goes is that it is just a bunch of sweet conversations, nothing overtly sexual. which to me if thats what it really amounts to, its totally whatever for me

but ill agree with you there that this one is the least weird of them all., the previous game (i think it was the first 3ds one) had like face rubbing (which look, that's for the Japan audience and their culture) and mating which created an extra solider.

But also news came out that this game was for the most part developed by Koei-tecmo, so that may explain it as well.

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Never played a fire emblems game but have always wanted to but this doesn't seem like the best one since it's basically a harry potter visual novel. What's the best ones? Fates? Awakening?

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@steveurkel: Awakening is pretty damn good to enter the series with, but honestly Three Houses blows it out of the water. The tighter cast and generally better writing, along with the ability to turn back time in case of fatal mistakes, makes it probably the best game in the series.

Plus there's no lewd facerubbing. Instead there's elegant teatime!

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I just named my Byleth Blymeth, thanks Vinny.