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GOTY 2014 B-Sides: Jeff's Full Pitch

Alternate endings, outtakes, and extended cuts of Jeff's surefire business plan.

Discover the best and worst games of the year with your friends from Giant Bomb.

Jan. 16 2015

Cast: Jeff

Posted by: Drew

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My life has led to this moment.

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Bike 2 is real.

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Jeff's just about the best.

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Jeff is irresistible

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God I love this is called B Sides like the kids know what that is anymore.

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This is fantastic.

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Love this

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Hey there small businessman!

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What the hell is this? Premium content?! In January of all months?

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Now I miss the nintendownload xpress.

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Now I miss the nintendownload xpress.

Exactly what I was going to post. Those were the days...

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#WRECKHAUS

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do you even subohm bro?

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Content has been so strong this year, very happy to be giving GB my money.

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This is so good I kind of wish it wasn't Premium so more people could see it.

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I can't wait to see this!

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Jeff is the Tankboat Boss of my heart.

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It's kind of scary how good Jeff is at this.

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The trick to Bike 2 is you just keep peddling left.

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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT... Is this actually just Jeff reading Nintendo DS releases again!!!!!?!!!! Because i feel like the only way this video could be better is if someone put that tune under all those pitches.

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#WRECKHAUS sounds like something that could actually be made and be successful. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

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"Big social! Huge!" That delivery is just perfect. And then the awkward pause before the cut when he adds the # on PENTHAUS.

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Iconoclash! is a fantastic name for a word game.

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This is cool as fuck but I really hope they release all the footage of the filming from the couch/fake UPF parts.

Would love to see the behind the scenes of them going crazy after putting the cartridge in.

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GOTY B-Sides is my favorite divekick character.

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Wait, you're supposed to be able to climb back up the ladder?

Oh god, my publisher is not going to be happy with me.

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I will pre-order right now!

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Bike 2 is real.

I'm happy to have lived long enough to see Jeff's dream come true!

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#WRECKHAUS. That's, uh, hashtag, capital W, capital R, capital E, capital C, capital K, capital H, capital A, capital U, capital S.

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Game of the Year just keeps on giving.

I mean... we are going to make the rest of these games and Giant Bomb will start a publishing arm, right?

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Love that thumbnail! Ain't no Gerstmann like a disinterested Gerstmann!

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@constantinel: we live in hope that one day, we will hear once again from historys greatest train and maybe, just maybe, Rick "The Ricker" Petersen

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I hope there will be bloopers around somewhere, you can't do this kind of thing without breaking down every 5 minutes :P.

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Jeff is an improvisational genius.

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So even in this universe where games have been wiped from existence, the only people who seem to remember they ever existed are Jeff, Danny, Alex, and whoever is watching The Day Mario Cried? Cause Jeff says very early that nobody else seems to remember them but him, which has interesting in-universe complications if they were ever to do a sequel.

Yes, I am arguing canon for GOTY videos.

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@cikame said:

I hope there will be bloopers around somewhere, you can't do this kind of thing without breaking down every 5 minutes :P.

You say that, but Jeff is incredibly good at deadpan and improv. He's mentioned having a bit of theater experience in school, but he's spent most of his adult life performing for other people (in a band, playing games, being a personality, etc). Even Vinny, who is equally as gifted at the improv thing, generally seems to have a bit of a smile on his face. I can't wait for his bloopers because I feel like that will be more "blooper-y"

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THE POPE LICENSE.

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Someone make that clown game now!

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I love that Jeff basically invented his own Wiiware games so that he could bring back the magic. This is the best. I want the NDX podcast back.

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Jeff could be a very respectable actor

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The ICONOCLASH! pitch still makes me laugh.

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Papal Power: Co-Co-Co-Co-Conclave Breaker

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This is awesome.

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what a professional. at first i thought it was all 1 take but then i started looking for cuts, but still those takes are looong. in character the entire time, improv game. on point

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#WREKHAUS #ROADHAUS

Also how the hell is this 20+ minutes?

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I like how Clown Swarm is just a reskin of Food Fight.

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They should do a Quick Look of this so I can see it in motion.

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I'm convinced that is video games really did cease to exist forever, Jeff could easily be an improv comedian, a radio annoucer/host, or a voice actor.

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He's drawing diagrams!!!

I feel like Jeff is Reaganing