Quick Look: Bloodforge

Blood, sweat, and tears went into the forging of this terrible pun.

"The one snake comes multiple times" - Jeff

"Yeah it does" - Brad

Gold, Jerry, gold.

Woho!

finally

No one wants a bloody forge. Gets all in the metal and makes it hard to cut stuff. 

Hmm.

Exciting.

Aesthetically it reminds me of Infinity Blade.

Sure is bloody

Oh god the shakycam.

This is probably the closest I've gotten to feeling a little motion sick.

@WilltheMagicAsian said:

Blood, sweat, and tears went into the forging of this terrible pun.

Especially tears.

yo, this looks bad

interface is huge and ugly, camera also seems pretty poor, felt my eyes getting blurry just watching

This game looks terrible and I await Alex's likely savage review.

I kind of like the comic book-y style to some of the effects but other than that this game is unpleasant to look at.

I'm feeling a little sick after watching this for a couple minutes. This camera sway is...

Did you say Crom?

Is the title some sort of euphemism for childbirth?

Oh God, that camera. More like "Vomitforge," amirite?

Five minutes in, and this game is giving me a blazing headache. Fuck this nonsense.

I'm not gonna lie, I love these kind of games. Reminds me of Conan which I loved, even though it was terrible.

This looks terrible.

lol Poor man's God of War...

Watching this made me feel a little sick. Damn stupid camera.

I've never got motion sick from a game before, but MAN it came pretty close with this Quick Look.

Genuine motion sickness over here, you guys.

The first new video of many I hope! :D

That part with giant guy and his head all ... eww

@Airickson said:

I'm not gonna lie, I love these kind of games. Reminds me of Conan which I loved, even though it was terrible.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who liked that game, Conan was awesome!

@nohthink said:

lol Poor man's God of War...

Even lower, it looks like a poor man's Dante's Inferno.

EDIT: Though frankly, it more resembles a crappy DMC than God of War.

That's the most disappointing snake I've seen in years

I have never gotten motion sick playing a videogame or watching someone else play. This is coming very close to making me feel that way. Also, it looks terrible in every way. Fuck this game.

This is the kind of crap that makes people embarrassed to say that they play videogames.

Also, it looks like shit.

Man, I love how bloody the ground gets. Other than that it looks not very enjoyable. Camera looks fine, I prefer faster cameras, but I think this would benefit from maybe a more overhead camera. The tilt/shake was fine and I never felt uneasy though.

EDIT: This game looks nuts, I kinda dig the style. It's so far to the ridiculously metal side of the spectrum that it stops seeming like its just trying to be edgy and seems like something a Norwegian death metal band would make. Which I am totally in to. That head thing was gross.

Another bad God of War clone.  Oh joy.

@Cyrisaurus said:

"The one snake comes multiple times" - Jeff

"Yeah it does" - Brad

Gold, Jerry, gold.

GB gold at it's finest.

That was one extremely cheap/shitty kill animation 2 minutes in.
 
Kind of gives you a taste of the quality to come.

First video I've ever gotten so nauseous watching I had to stop. Now my eyes feel weird.

That's after 19 minutes.

Eh, this doesn't look terrible. Not great, just a bit generic. I kind of like the art style on some of the characters, that boss had a lovely looking skullgina.

Also I agree with Jeff that slashing is better than crushing. However in Dead Island the blunt weapons were pretty satisfying when you broke a zombie's arm.

I hate to trash on games because I respect all game creators for their hard work, but this game does not look the least bit interesting. I'm going to pass for sure.

MS needs to stop this madness, and at E3 just announce The Year of XBLA.

@Sputty said:

That's the most disappointing snake I've seen in years

That's what she said.

So much production value in this. They even put masks on everyone to avoid matching the mouth to the voices.

god of war lite

This game hurts my everything and is a small step away from making me lose my lunch.

@AngelN7 said:

That part with giant guy and his head all ... eww

I find it hard to be disgusted by things in video games, movies no problem, but those flaps are pretty grim.

Wasn't Kromm the name of the god from Conan the Barbarian?

From the people who brought you GB's best Wii game of 2009... and, like, nothing since then? Damn.

Looks like a real pile of shit.

Dante's Inferno and X-Men Origins: Wolverine are by no means great games and hell i still got some enjoyment out of them.
This looks actively bad.