Quick Look: Rambo: The Video Game

COP KILLER

This game is GOTY material

I AM THE LAW

The game I've been waiting for for my entire life.

I really need to see the original Rambo films. I hope they aren't as disturbing in their use of gore as the latest one.

This Quick Look is dedicated to the gallant people of Afghanistan.

This ought to be good =)

WINNER of Giant Bomb's GOTY award for worst game of 2014

In the original ending of this Quick Look, Vinbo commits suicide while Colonel Gerstmann watches. Thank goodness they didn't go with that.

I didn't realize Telltale was making a Rambo game...

This game actually seems like it might be a fun bargain buy, but not for the price they are asking.

I thought this was going to be a bad FPS, as it turns out it is even worse.

This just makes me want to watch First Blood again.

I beat it last night. Nothing about this game is fun. I had high hopes for this game because I'm a huge Rambo fan, but this game is god-awful.

RAMBO!

@kevin_cogneto: LMFAO

Wait, "Roll of Honour"? I will not tolerate such un-American spellings in a Rambo video game.

40 dollars for this?? Anyways, really great QL!

After watching the rest of the Quick Look, I'm inclined to agree. So forget my previous comment, this looks like a rotten piece of... well... shit.

I wish I could watch Vinny and Jeff play the whole thing.

Maybe making the game $40 was a way to get people into the same "it would be cheaper to watch all of the movies" mindset as Jeff and Vinny. So, perhaps this is less intended to be a game that people actually buy, and more of a marketing campaign designed to get people to spend money on watching the movies?

So, Far Cry 2 or 3 is a better Rambo game than this Rambo game.

And some of the reloading sound effects sound like someone eating a rice cake with their mouth open.

Jeff's impersonation made this sooo fucking worth it.

I REALLY need that Wrath sound effect as my new text tone.

that lip

Endurance run!!

Cops have it coming.

@sephirm87: They've had it too good for too long

kill them all. it's the only way to make sure.

This game looks like it shares terrible. I was really interested but wow.

Characters, especially Rambo, are really done ugly. And you are emptying the state of West Virginia of every cop it's got!

Co looked purty.

he resembles a poodle!

@lausebub said:

BETTER YOU THAN ME!

It's almost comedic how different the first movie is from the subsequent ones. It's actually a fairly intense, dramatic look at a Vietnam vet with PTSD and society's ill treatment of him (viewed through the lens of some awesome action scenes) and Rambo doesn't actually kill anyone in it. The other two are basically propaganda action films that completely sellout the psychological drama of the first (the third of which is dedicated to the Taliban militia).

"Vinny I can't play this anymore."

"Vinny I cannot play this anymore."

"Vinny I can not play this anymore."

When is Alex's stream going up?

Be Well, John Spartan.

@chosenone: It's very rare to see Jeff break down but it is ALWAYS glorious when he does.

@wrecks: What seems to be your boggle?

There's a great stealth game in First blood and a great/dumb action game in Part 2 sadly this is neither.

Also, I have a question: Does this game contain the Golden Axe screams or not?

This is great.

@alex I'm so sorry you have to play and probably review this! :(

on rails WTF, i thought it was going to be an FPS.

I would subscribe to a YouTube channel of just 30-year-olds breaking down.

I think Rambo kinda looks like Jon Lovitz with more/weirder hair

@buzz_clik said:

Perfect

Oh man, Jeff's Sylvester Stallone impression is excellent.

wow I legitamtly want to buy this.

Jeff is Sylvester Stallone?...