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Quick Look: Story Hour: Adventures

Gather 'round, children! Uncle Ryan has a tale for you, full of boredom and felonies!

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Nov. 26 2009

Cast: Jeff, Ryan, Vinny

Posted by: Drew

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Story Hour: Adventures

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Edited By Red

Best quick look ever.

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That's not the bookcase.
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Does anyone realize that Jack also widowed the poor nice ogre lady by killing her husband because he was pissed that some little ass was stealing his shit? What a great ending the boy and his mother are happy by the ogre people are now poor and husbandless.

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Edited By jimbo_n

Oh man. remind me to never ever let Vinny, Jeff or Ryan tell stories to any children I know. Jeff did an epic Fable 2 british tho.
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o my god.....

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@Asembo said:
" I bet Brad would have found a way to die in this game. "
Haha he so would
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Edited By Kajaah117

Dude! All humor aside, that ending is kind of fucked up. I don't think that's how Jack originally ended right?

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Edited By MeatSim

This is excellent! perfect to watch while the Thanksgiving feast is prepared.

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Edited By GunnBjorn

Longest Quick Look thus far...?
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Edited By metal_mills

Holy shit this was hilarious! I hope they buy some more shovelware games and do this!

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ROFLMAO

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Edited By squidracerx

thats not the bookcase.....
 
this game is as bad as Manhunt Wii, you actually teach your toddler to swing the axe that KILLS the ogre... my go what have we done.....

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@Asembo said:
" I bet Brad would have found a way to die in this game. "
Haha yeah, perhaps.
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The best quick look ever. How unexpected. 
Count mah beans. 
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Edited By wwfundertaker

"This is Garbage" great quote

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I should have gotten an achievement for watching this game lol

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ENDURANCE RUN!!!!!!

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Raaaaaaaaaa! dats my growl!

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Edited By nick69

lulz were had

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@Ventilaator: 
@Kajaah117:  
Actually, this is the original story. Except the ogre dies in the original. It's actually pretty interesting. In most fairy tales the male protagonist marries or goes off on his own, whereas in this one Jack returns to his mother. In one version, the more "moral" version, Jack is told that the ogre killed his father, so it's an act of retribution.
But yeah, it's a pretty mean story.
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I forgot how much of a jackass Jack is in the story.

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I'm ten minutes in and I cannot stop laughing.  This is fantastic.

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 Separated at birth!?
 Separated at birth!?
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@Draco9898 said:
"
 Separated at birth!?
 Separated at birth!?
"
GASP.
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Definitely the best quick look ever.
 
Jack is a total dick.
 
 
"Wrong fucking its!"

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Possibly one of my favorite quick looks.
 
So boring for you guys, but so god damn hilarious for us. I think doing more would be boring quickly though.

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@Draco9898 said:
"
 Separated at birth!?
 Separated at birth!?
"
that was the only thing I could think of the whole story
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Edited By bacongames

"That's not the bookcase!"
 
Brilliant lines out of this one.  I kinda wanted to see them do the rest actually.

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GOTY edition out soon.

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That was great, and terrible!

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I can't stop laughing. Best thanksgiving ever.

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Wi-fi FO-THUMB! Argghhh! Rah.

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Now, my day is complete.

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@GunnBjorn said:

" Longest Quick Look thus far...? "

I think there was a Quick Look of Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2 - Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon that lasted for 50+ minutes? Something like that.
 
Eitherway this was a fun quick look and I actually sit here craving for them to complete the 3 other stories.
And who knows, maybe they'll unlock THE SECRET 5TH STORY!
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@Draco9898 said:
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 Separated at birth!?
 Separated at birth!?
"
HAHAHA. I can't unsee it!
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Game of the year?
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yeah i pre-ordered it! 
 
the special edition came with night vision goggles 

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I swear they got the most memorable line wrong?
 
'Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman, be he alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread?'
 
Wait, I just realised that doesn't sound right.
 
*enlightened now*

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Fuck yo milk! 

God damn hilarious quick look!  A new classic!

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Omg 40 mins on this title "grabs something to eat" BRING IT!

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I don't think that is a bookcase guys.

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@Dynamitekyle said:
"
F YO MILK
F YO MILK
"
@Draco9898 said:
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 Separated at birth!?
 Separated at birth!?
"
Too... much... awesome...
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@Draco9898 said:
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 Separated at birth!?
 Separated at birth!?
"
I hope that goes into the staff image editing thread...
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@NoXious said:
"Six beans from the man, six golden coins and six axe chops - to kill an Ogre. 666.

WHAT IS THIS GAME TEACHING?!

"

Life, man. It teaches life.
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Best forty minutes I ever spent!

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I say this without a trace of hyperbole: BEST. FUCKING. VIDEO. FUCKING. EVER.

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This was weird. I was bored and yet highly entertained by this quick look.

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I've just realised that there's a bit of disconnect between the way the dude's reading Jack and the BS and the actual content. Would peasants such as Jack and his mother be speaking with such posh accents? Apart from that, this is a 5 star product.

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Fuck your hospitality bitch