Quick Look: Tennis in the Face

I just looooove balls

I've been waiting for this. I've enjoyed this game so far.

The face is the second last place that I want tennis.

Bringin the balls! OOOOOWWWWWE!

I work in a grocery store and I can verify that firemen/women come in in a group on a regular basis and buy food. Sometimes they drive the truck to the grocery store.

i always said giantbomb needed more hot tennis

All these comments like "I still got the crown there with two balls" and Dan just lets them go. What the hell, man?

FUCK THE POLICE

I love this game's title.

Seems like a missed opportunity for some Bawls product placement.

Did Mary Kish invent this game?

So there's tennis elbow. Is there tennis face?

Really? No balls on balls action?

Yeah, and you don't stop

cuz it's 40-Love on an undercover cop.

Starring Drew Scanlon?

As someone who worked at a Safeway, I can confirm that firefighters do their grocery shopping together.

@anthony: the line is "I loooooove them balls."

No effin' way.

The cop/donut thing got started because in a lot of places donut shops are the only thing open on 3rd shift. In my home town it was Denny's was the real hangout for cops. Basically cops like coffee.

Why not a Quick Look for The Talos Principle or The Marvellous Miss Take, two recent great games?

@assinass: try the search function, there's an unfinished of the talos principle that's little more than a month old.

@anthony: of course you do lol

@assinass: They already did an Unfinished of the Talos Principle.

Clown phobia/disdain is actually a serious issue with real consequences, Dan! Think of the men behind the makeup!

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/no-laughing-matter-clowns-are-on-the-decline/

Man... kinda bummed the best part of this game is the title of it.

Ok ok ok, so last time I might have been wrong but surely THESE must be those amazing indie games I've been hearing so much about!

I wonder what would be preferred now, few big games on your new system but a large number of indie titles for cheap download, OR, few big new games on your new system.

I prefer today's way of handling it, though I will say, this game is nothing to get excited over and I'm not defending it.

Cops in the 50's loved themselves some Chipotle.

I like that as soon as the game involves fuckin up cops with improvised pipe bombs, Jeff warms to it a little. Developers: bear this in mind.

Dan told that same joke to Jeff on UPF a long time ago too lol

I don't like the fact developers can shovel their ios drivel on to ps4 & still keep their rip off in game purchase business model,

This game looks like crap. Okay it might be an okay game if you wanted to kill a little time on the bus but I don't think I would ever play more than 15 minutes of this game even if I liked it. If I had payed 5 bucks for this I would fell ripped off.

But atleast they didn't charge 60 bucks for it like they did with angry birds.

So... It's Stupid Zombies or maybe even Stupid Zombies 2.

@Dan Are you opposed to clowns that are insane and hang together in groups? Said groups might be considered a posse.

So the flood of mobile ports on Steam has leaked out onto consoles. Great. I look forward to 100 more 15 minutes quick looks of tower defense games and really bad shooting galleries.

Wait a second. *rewinds Yep, he did just pronounce it Shipotle.

THANK GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT

WHY DOES DAN NOT KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE "VIGILANTE"

Energy drinks are the root of all the worlds problems.

Played this on my ipad when it came out like a year or two ago, it's pretty good. Not sure why I'd want it on anything but a mobile device, though..

Dan goes to fancy Chipotle. "Tippy-toe crap" as he would say.

Sounded fine?

Well, ya just got done fightin a tough fire and ya need to stop for some Explodz on the way back to the station. Cuz yer outa snacks at the station, I guess.

Hmm, I don't know about these Quick Looks on mobile-to-console/pc ports where the entire game experience is basically conveyed in less than a minute. A >5 minute Quick Look for these kind of games seems kinda pointless.

I am tennis.

no you're not! prove it!

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