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Quick Look: Velvet Assassin

She may be a beauty, but is this game more than a pretty face?

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

May. 5 2009

Cast: Brad, Vinny

Posted by: Brad

In This Episode:

Velvet Assassin

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Colonel_Fury

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Edited By Colonel_Fury

Thought there was gonna be a review. Oh well.

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Edited By unangbangkay

You holster guns like that (grip pointed up) because it's easier to pull out when you're pulling it out. You don't have to stick your fingers between grip and skin, which is slow and could snag on something.

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Edited By Gregomasta

game looks sooo booorriinnggzz

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Edited By Venatio

This game looks decent, I might pick it up when its cheap

I do love the Game Over screen, cool main character too

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Edited By fraser

Well, at least it kinda looks pretty.

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Edited By VWGTI

Meh.

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Edited By Lazyaza

Wow I was actually interested in this until now, thanks guys for letting me know how bad it is :P

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Edited By Scooper

Could of given it more of a chance to be honest.

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Edited By delta_ass

This game's pretty much perfect for pulling off Brads, it seems.

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Edited By ANDYx0WNEDxU

Urgh.

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Edited By iamjohn

PULLED A BRAD!!!


But yeah, this game looks terrible.
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Edited By brocool

looks alright.. I like the totty

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Edited By Heartagram

I've never liked stealth games

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Edited By digital_sin

Nice, but It's no Persona 4 though.

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Edited By Happy

Complete tangent: I feel the need to express my amusement with the Ryan Davis peanut gallery shouts that I've started to notice in just about every video segment he is not technically in.

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Edited By Hairydutchman

This doesn't look frustrating at all...

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I dreamt that Brad called me on the phone just to say hi the other day, he was hanging out with all the guys except Vinny for some reason. I was bummed out because I wanted to say hi to Vinny, I told Brad to say hi for me. It truly was a strange dream.

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Edited By notsonic

The game is set so that Violet is retelling the missions from her hospital bed. So basically the whole thing is taking place in her head. The morphine is something shes taking in the current time, which induces the fever dream like state which allows her direct control over her story. She appears in her hospital gown to kind of emphasize that this isnt really "how it happened."

Its a neat unexpected way of introducing this type of mechanic.

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Compared to modern stealth games, this seems just so linear and set on a path. The moment you leave it, you die.

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Edited By mooseburger

You didn't even TRY to shoot the oil to light those dudes on fire!  Jeff would never let that happen.  Anyway, I don't understand why this game was made.

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Edited By ChocolateCoffin

Syphon filter on ps1 has light breaking mechanics...

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Edited By dagas

The LED on my bluetooth headset lights up the entire room if it's dark, but in stealth games a bright lamp only lights up in a 2 feet radious, after that it's pitch black it's just stupid. If the real world was like that, I would never see more than 30 % of my living room considering I only have one lamp.

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brad should not do quick looks anymore.... lol
love ya brad

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Edited By vigorousjammer

um... this looks A LOT like Saboteur with a chick... except Saboteur looks 10x better

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Edited By Reverseface

This looks boring as hell.

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Edited By CleverLoginName

Thats why they lost, the Nazi's don't want to hang around well lit areas.

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Edited By skrutop

Needs more Kate Archer and less Amelia Earhart.

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Edited By alConn

No thank you.

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Edited By JackiJinx

Just so you know, the bone saw IS the medkit...for those suffering.

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Edited By XuShin

this game looks horrible and the gameplay looks just as bad if you want a stealth like game go rent the Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Athena

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Edited By FuzzYLemoN

You guys are so negative. This isn't a review, it's a QL! Treat it like one, and stop being so pessimistic.

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Edited By Coleslaw893

Looks really linear repetitive and frustrating, I'll pass.

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Edited By ahoodedfigure

I dunno, I think it looks interesting, except if you can't save in the middle of a mission that would be pretty painful.  Cept it apparently has save points :P

What I liked about Thief was the multiple ways to beat the level, and the ability to recover from slip-ups without the level being completely trashed, though, so I'm not sure this looks nearly as friendly.

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Edited By DragoonKain1687

Ohh man, So, next time I get High, I should go and kill the first Nazi I see xD
Whats next? Cocaine to activate Devil trigger?????

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Sam Fisher is the man!

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When the guards were alerted it seems as if Brad was on the losing end of a slow motion quicktime event...Brad dude...drink a pop or eat an energy bar.

Do you gentlemen change platforms from game to game? I wasn't to impressed with this game on my PC and agree with Brad's assesment that this has a very simple game mechanic and harkens back to the first Splitercell but visually speaking at least on PC it looks so much better. Alas decent visuals and somewhat adequate port to PC thats about all this game has going for it. I have to agree with notsonics remark about the unique storyline elements, a bit refreshing imo.

Brad needs a cookie before every QL from now on.

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Heh Vinny's chaos theory reference will never get old

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most deaths in a Quick Look? :P give this a little prize xD

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@CleverLoginName
But they did have the intuition to shoot up outhouses, I guess the dark-lit area weakness outranks that.

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Edited By Caddy

This game looks boring, and not very good at all. Funny quick look though!

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wow this looks like shit

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Edited By TheTemplar

I'm sorry to hear the negative attitude, I really liked the general look and feel of this game. But if it's as frustrating as shown here I'm disappointed.

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Yea looks like a unrefined splinter cell game set in WW2, not interested.

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Looks ehh. Could be cool?

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I need to get some morphine.

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Looks....meh. I don't think that old-school stealth gameplay works well anymore in 2009.

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I dunno, guess I'm in the minority when I say this looks pretty sweet...

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I didn't know the purpose of a quick look was a video review :\

Before the game even starts you already have mocked it. Try again next time guys.

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This looks like a good stealth game. Half the fun in games like this is sneaking around and listening to the enemies' conversations. Watching Brad repeat the exact same mistakes on the exact same enemies sells the game short and ruined the Quick Look.