Quick Look: Yoshi's Woolly World

What happens to Jeff when he comes into contact with this game?

Aww I really wanted Alex to be the one playing this, but with him out of the country I think. This will be fun also.

Still no idea why this took so long to come to the USA.

I'm sitting here thinking "is this October 10th?" and then it hit me. Release dates.

Dan hasn't eaten yogurt. Add it to the list.

Dan seems to love cheese...most of which are made from bacteria...

That's already been on the list for a while :)

"Just not going to engage"

"You're learning"

Dan's Woolly World!

Then proceeds to engage. Not learning.

@danryckert, Most cheeses are made with starter bacteria from the Lactococcus, Lactobacillus, or Streptococcus families.

Everything in that game is so cuddly looking.

"There's no bacteria in McDonalds ice cream."

@hassun: Given the lack of first-party releases this fall from Nintendo, it seems they just wanted another premier release to advertise for the North American holiday season. After this, they only have Xenoblade Chronicles X on the Wii U calendar in 2015.

Nobody tell Dan what alcohol is.

Drew, that thread joke made me sick to my stomach.

Dan would probably lose his mind if he realized how much "good" bacteria is required for basic human functioning. Yogurt bacteria is key for a healthy, efficient digestion system

My feelings exactly, hearing Alex's cold heart melting from the cuteness overload is wonderfull

Yoshi uses more child soldiers than Big Boss.

Dan, your act of "I don't eat this commonly eaten food" is getting old.

"A lot of people are cooler than Pol Pot."

I was not expecting Pol Pot to be brought during a Yoshi game but here we are.

Nobody tell Dan how ANYTHING IS MADE

Looks good. Doesn't look super hard, but doesn't look like baby platforming either. Might have to give it a shot.

The look of this game is so amazing.

Yoghurt tastes great , I find the taste of milk super disgusting though, always have apparently.

This game is rad, I'm in the UK and finished it with everything. Trying to find all the collectibles is where it starts getting difficult, and the secret levels you unlock are some of the best ones in the game.

Best Yoshi's Island sequel by a very large margin.

Good QL with Dan and Drew, but when Alex comes back into the country, we need a second QL with him in it so we can hear him melt over how adorable this game is.

Also, poor Drew getting bullied by Dan in the beginning of that one level.

EDIT: I share my birthday with William Shakespeare and John Cena.

Still love that Jeff's prophetic statement on Mario Maker would make it one of the more exciting things on Giant Bomb.

@hassun said:

The easiest guess is so they can have some supply of the Yarn Yoshi amiibo for North America.

As for the rest of the Wii U's 2015, there is Fatal Frame 5, Mario Tennis Ultra, and Animal Crossing amiibo Festival coming. However, the only flashy game left is Xenoblade Chronicles X.

God damn it @danryckert! Try some Greek yoghurt, it's pretty much better cream cheese. Also, if you don't want to ruin cheese for yourself, don't google "rennet".

Completely pointless, even though he suggests he has reasons for not eating certain foods he's lying as he's continually told of foods he eats that breaks his own rules and is like "hurr if I don't think about it it's ok" which makes all his choices arbitrary.

Or once he discovers beer is made with Fungus.

I know I shouldn't engage, but Dan, buddy, cheese is mold-based. its just as weird as yogurt.

Quick Look: Yoghurt

This is the cutest god damn video game I have ever seen.

Honestly, after hearing the yogurt nonsense I probably would have preferred an hour of just Jeff hating on Yoshi.

In all seriousness though, next GBeast Playdate??? @vinny we need to see @alex play this!

Dan is a bacteria denier.

Yoshi's Woolly World is operating with excessive levels of adorable.

It is time to question your humanity, Dan. Human bodies contain more bacterial cells than human cells.

The number of bacteria living within the body of the average healthy adult human are estimated to outnumber human cells 10 to 1

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2008-06/asfm-ssb052908.php

I'm still waiting on my Shy Guy game. *taps foot on ground with arms crossed*

"Oh, I'm gonna eat that!" - Dan Ryckert

@tits_matador: you mean yeast poo?

Nobody tell Dan how they make cheese.

EDIT: too late.

Well I will always remember when we got Yoshi named "Gerstman" at a GDQ as the best moment of trolling Jeff over his yoshi hate.

The world implodes. Don't let it happen.

this game is fantastic

@DanRyckert Cheese is made with the same bacteria as yogurt.

Dan's food insecurities resemble his dad's tech insecurities so much. Always a treat.

Oh Dan, once again you leave me speechless.

Also I always really loved Yoshi's Island, so I was excited for this and it looks like it's an a-okay game.

I came to watch Yoshi, I stayed to hear Ryckert/Drew food shenanigans. Also, wine is a real cool guy/gal drink. It's tasty, it hits real fucking hard and it makes all food items better.

Cheese is made from different molds and bacterias. Real frozen yogurt also contains the same bacteria as regular yogurt. Beer is made with yeast isn't a bacteria though, it's actually a fungus. Many people regularly take probiotics to keep their digestive system healthy (a probiotic is basically live bacteria).

Your entire digestive system is filled with bacteria and other microorganisms that are used good for the digestive process. The bacteria in yogurt is considered to be "good" bacteria.

Also, this game is adorable.

I would love to see Dan teach history.

"A lot of people are cooler than Pol Pot."

"...And so President Reagan said 'Mr. Gorbachev, do a thing!'"

"It's probably not illegal to shoot Hitler."

"Think of WW2 as a Royal Rumble. America threw Germany over the top rope, like cool guys do."

"Your homework assignment is to learn about the Cold War by playing through Snake Eater."