This Ain't No Game: TANG: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

TANG! I love this feature, when is Ryan going to get to Super Mario Bros!!

TANG is one of my favorite things about Giant Bomb.  Keep em coming!

Funny outtakes!

ON HER OWWWWWWWWNNN????!!!

Loved the outtakes!

damn that dude had chunks in that stuff he coughed into that glass

That was all kinds of awesome.

VINNY! Where's the DBZ reference at 2:53?!

Yes let's repeat the last few seconds of TANG. Together now - "She just doesn't bring enough to the table on her own." And repeat.

I love TANG, keep it coming.  That guy knows something we don't!!!!!

Those furiously shifty eyebrows were great. :D

SO INTENSE!!
Of all the video game movies out there I'm somewhat sad to say I think the Tomb Raiders are the most watchable.  Or at least more watchable now than the games are playable now.

The Tomb Raider movies are so average that they're probably the least watchable, imo.

I was expecting an "OVER 9000!" reference with that weird eye scouter thing.

I hate Angelina Jolie.

Great editing, again.

he knows where fiddys skull is

All hail to TANG!!!

Thinking about what those dudes know...it keeps me up at night.

Dude, I love how you re-subtitled that Chinese scene.  You guys are fucking brilliant.

From what I can gather..

she just doesn't bring enough to the table on her own.

AWESOME ENDIIIIING!!!!!!

OMG the shark is so adorable!!!

Great tang!

crazy eyebrows~

Not sure I understand Ryan's reasoning behind rating this movie on par with the previous in the series, because I'm differently one of those finding this movie worse than the first.

i like that when she puches the shark is stops back up and dont die due to the backing
as we all know if they go backwards they drown

I'd like to put her on a table and own her!!!!!!!
Cheesy, I know, couldn't resist.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

Well-composed review!

She just DOESN'T bring ENOUGH to the table... on her owwwn.

You guys are hilarious.

Dude, my friend and I went to see this movie.  Not 10 minutes in, she punches the fucking shark and rides it to the surface.  My buddy laughed, paused, and said (and I'll never forget this): "Alright movie, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?"

Loving this series of videos, keep up the good work!

Nice TANG

Oh man how many takes do you guys do? haha.

Still no mention of Chris Barrie =( but still cheers Ryan.

Angelina certainly brings enough to the table ^^ Lara has always been Indiana, but with boobs, that's really all that is required to bring to the table.

On her own?! *beep!*

Dude Ryan. Your eyes are mad green!

Why are we reviewing an old Tomb Raider movie?

titular.... lmao

MAN i love me some TANG. NEVER RUN OUT OF VIDEO GAME MOVIES TO REVIEW, RYAN.

ever.

PUNCHES A SHARK IN THE FACE?! DANG!
Lol nice review Ryan

best video game based sequel?

the only thing going for this movie is that it has Djimon Honsou and Gerard Butler in it before we even cared before who they were.Just like the original had Daniel Craig in it before we even knew who he was.

Vinny is an editing god.

Oh God, how I hate this movie.  I really detest it.  I liked the 1st one, but this one irritates me to no end.  I loath it.

But excellent review as always.  Very funny.

That was a great ending. TANG is amazing.

Actually, this film was probably better than the first one.

Nice job with the TV and TANG is playing and that Chinese family is watching it and...

Good job with that.

Is it wrong to have total man-crushes on ALL of the Giant Bomb crew?

ryan has the greatest expressions and laughs, and TANG always has great edited parts.