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Thursday Night Throwdown

Thursday Night Throwdown: 01/12/12

Ryan, Jeff, and the rest of the gang kick off against the community in some NFL Blitz!

It's Thursday night and it's time for you to go up against us in a weekly throwdown of decidedly humble proportions.

Jan. 13 2012

Cast: Jeff, Ryan, Patrick, Alexis

Posted by: Vinny

In This Episode:

NFL Blitz

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If you've already seen it:

Poor Jeff :-(

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Felt like there was going to be a three-way brawl between Alexis, Patrick and Jeff. Ending was glorious, though. Even in a game, Tebow pulls through.

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Click for my reaction
Click for my reaction
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Oh, hey, Wormious!

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A virtual world must still recognize the existense of Tebow Time. I think Newton said that. Still holds true today.

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From the resident Blitz pro, Jeff is saying alot of "feels like" and "seems like." It "seems like" his talent in this game comes from savant-level familiarity with the mechanics rather than him just understanding something that others don't.

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I said last night, Tim Tebow is the John Cena of football.

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Poor Jeff, hot damn.

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Jeff may be willing to forgive it but really they gimped too much of Blitz for me to care.

No late hits, crappy commentary, broken jump passing, limited Tournament mode giving every team "Tebow time" if they're behind enough, etc.

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oh poor jeff...i feel like when the guys are all talking he just wants to say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

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This was brutal, man.

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Jeff gets ROCKED.

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Poor Jeff, he got Blitz'ed :(

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Oh Jeff...sorry man.

Oh, and the Packers won't lose. GB 4 LIFE!

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Didn't get to see this live, but started laughing when the "Dave Cover for Me, Heading To The Bathroom" message popped up from Vinny. When you gotta go, you gotta go and you'll let the world know if you really have to go.

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I love how Vinny had no better way to tell Dave he had to go to the restroom than to put a message on the stream. God, I love Whiskey Media.

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As a Finnish scum. I don't see single thing that appeals in American football or in that game, but it was entertaining to watch.

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Man Patrick absolutely ruined that TNT with his asinine comments. Claims to be into football but has no clue who gets the ball after a safety. And all the Tebow comments, yeah, we get it.

Fuckin' moron.

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@TwoSe7enFive: I wouldn't be THAT harsh, but yeah I agree with the safety comment. If you like football and into it, you should know what the hell a safety is.

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@Sheetsy77 said:

@TwoSe7enFive: I wouldn't be THAT harsh, but yeah I agree with the safety comment. If you like football and into it, you should know what the hell a safety is.

Yes, I agree it was harsh but it's building for a while. Can't stand that guy, he ruins much of this site for me. Just my opinion.

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Ooof, it's painful viewing that's for sure!

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Had to turn it off, was really hoping to see Jeff crush the hopes and dreams of the member base.

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@TwoSe7enFive said:

Man Patrick absolutely ruined that TNT with his asinine comments. Claims to be into football but has no clue who gets the ball after a safety. And all the Tebow comments, yeah, we get it.

Fuckin' moron.

Wow, reading this kind of hate literally makes me feel uncomfortable.

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This is really hard to watch, so tense.

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Ugh, Patrick stop talking about Tim Tebow like you know anything at all about him. Please, please, just dont talk about sports, its kinda embarrassing.

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TNT keeps getting shorter and shorter.

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@TwoSe7enFive said:

Man Patrick absolutely ruined that TNT with his asinine comments. Claims to be into football but has no clue who gets the ball after a safety. And all the Tebow comments, yeah, we get it.

Fuckin' moron.

He said he only got really into football this past season, and considering how rare safeties are in football, it's forgiveable that he might not know exactly how they work.

I agree that the constant "Tebow Time" stuff, and name dropping of the player names he knew got a little tiresome, but whatever. Hardly enough to ruin the entire TNT.

People need to stop being so hyper-critical about everything Patrick does. I don't get where this psychotic hatred from a vocal minority on this site is coming from. He has some occasional ruffles to his personality, but they all do. And we all do, too.

With the exception of Vinny, who is perfect.

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'Sup dudes?

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@TentPole said:

TNT keeps getting shorter and shorter.

Brad mentioned in the chat at the end of this TNT, that it has essentially switched to a 1.5 hour format since the Dead Island TNT.

But yeah, I miss TNT's that were at LEAST two hours - maybe longer, if the guys were having a good time with whatever the game was. Now that's rare.

- Scott

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@Scotto said:

People need to stop being so hyper-critical about everything Patrick does. I don't get where this psychotic hatred from a vocal minority on this site is coming from. He has some occasional ruffles to his personality, but they all do. And we all do, too.

With the exception of Vinny, who is perfect.

I noticed this too. There are some vicious people on this site!

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Oh sweet lord that was brutal... I'm still laughing now, poor Jeff

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This pretty much sums up Jeff's night.

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@shoddyrobot said:

@TwoSe7enFive said:

Man Patrick absolutely ruined that TNT with his asinine comments. Claims to be into football but has no clue who gets the ball after a safety. And all the Tebow comments, yeah, we get it.

Fuckin' moron.

Wow, reading this kind of hate literally makes me feel uncomfortable.

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Yo, we get it... Patrick is new and different so he must be hated. Same with all the freelance guys, Alex, and etc.

C'mon Son.

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@TwoSe7enFive: Did he touch you as a kid or something?

Jeeze.

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poor Jeff

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I like how calling someone a Fucking Moron is considered hate speak by some of you. Sensitive much? Also, I do not hate him, I don't hate anyone. I would call it "GREAT-Dislike".

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@TwoSe7enFive said:

@Sheetsy77 said:

@TwoSe7enFive: I wouldn't be THAT harsh, but yeah I agree with the safety comment. If you like football and into it, you should know what the hell a safety is.

Yes, I agree it was harsh but it's building for a while. Can't stand that guy, he ruins much of this site for me. Just my opinion.

He has said in previous football QLs he is just now getting into football. He isn't an expert, you have to start somewhere, I think you guys may just be critical of him because you are harboring the preconceived notion that getting a new member of the staff with different tastes, strengths, and weaknesses is a bad thing. I felt the same way toward Brad for a long time when he first joined.

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I'm English and have a passing interest in American Football. However, I find myself drawn to the Eagles... Does this make me a bad person?

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This is what happens when you take shots at my Seahawks. You get beaten in a video game and they continue to be kinda bad in real life.

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Vinny, cover for me.

Also, Hot Shots Golf was the shit. I loved that game on the old PS1.

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i don't get why some people hate on Patrick; and honestly i couldn't give two shits about handegg, easily one of the most boring sports out there. people need to lighten up and relax, i enjoyed watching this because i like watching everything they do, and the questions that are answered and the discussions made.

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@OneManX said:

Yo, we get it... Patrick is new and different so he must be hated. Same with all the freelance guys, Alex, and etc.

C'mon Son.

He's been new and different for several months and the complaints you're responding to are specific. "I don't like him because he's not Jeff" is different from "I don't like him because he's a loud troll that often speaks authoritatively about things he's not familiar with".

Personally, I don't like him because he's a loud troll that often speaks authoritatively about things he's not familiar with.

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@NekuCTR said:

@TwoSe7enFive said:

@Sheetsy77 said:

@TwoSe7enFive: I wouldn't be THAT harsh, but yeah I agree with the safety comment. If you like football and into it, you should know what the hell a safety is.

Yes, I agree it was harsh but it's building for a while. Can't stand that guy, he ruins much of this site for me. Just my opinion.

He has said in previous football QLs he is just now getting into football. He isn't an expert, you have to start somewhere, I think you guys may just be critical of him because you are harboring the preconceived notion that getting a new member of the staff with different tastes, strengths, and weaknesses is a bad thing. I felt the same way toward Brad for a long time when he first joined.

No I love Patrick, I liked him since he started. I know its his first year watching football and I could see a safety being rare so he wouldn't know what it is. But yeah I don't get all the hate on Patrick too, but I can see somebody saying "How the heck does this guy not know what a safety is if he watches football?!" Cause I really don't watch nor like football, but I at least know what safety is. I don't not hate anyone from whiskey media, they all have really awesome/funny personalities which we all come to love, but yeah some of community just hates Patrick, Alex, or whoever for no damn reason....

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They probably have valid reasons, they just don't have the filter in their heads not to say it. Letting yourself sound like a colossal dick isn't a good character trait.

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@Scotto said:

@TwoSe7enFive said:

Man Patrick absolutely ruined that TNT with his asinine comments. Claims to be into football but has no clue who gets the ball after a safety. And all the Tebow comments, yeah, we get it.

Fuckin' moron.

He said he only got really into football this past season, and considering how rare safeties are in football, it's forgiveable that he might not know exactly how they work.

I agree that the constant "Tebow Time" stuff, and name dropping of the player names he knew got a little tiresome, but whatever. Hardly enough to ruin the entire TNT.

People need to stop being so hyper-critical about everything Patrick does. I don't get where this psychotic hatred from a vocal minority on this site is coming from. He has some occasional ruffles to his personality, but they all do. And we all do, too.

With the exception of Vinny, who is perfect.

I totally agree, Vinny is perfect.

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This video proves that this NFL Blitz is bullshit.

...And everyone was annoyed by Patrick that evening.

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Good on you for keeping your cool Jeff.

I've had the same issues with passing in NBA 2k12, not that anyone gives a shit.