Unfinished: I Am Bread 12/10/2014

Fixed the comments. Sorry about that.

Oh man, I saw the gamegrumps video for this like a week ago, I'm fuckin pumped that GB is doing an unfinished for it

Couldn't get this out of my head everytime Dan said "I am bread."

Bread pls, Jam pls

ebin meme game

"rest my laurels"?

I wish my bread did all this!... actually maybe I don't...

Also, "Just be a normal person and do that and don't be a bozo."

Does anyone else find it ironic that Dan said that? Also kind of judgey!

Ive got all the bread you need.

Meh.

Go to *bread*

Lol, another game that brings out angry Dan.

The controls for this game are breadful.

In SF, I saw a pretty lady in her early thirties, a dress, a sun hat, sunglasses, and bags, upon bags of shopping, skate boarding down Valencia. I didn't check out the shoes, but I would not be surprised if they were unfit for any kind of boarding.

Like wtf, hipster soccor mom, give it up and get a cab!

edit: Also, I can't believe that I agree with Dan on this; usually his observations on how SF is not "normal" like the midwest are eye rolling, but he's on the nail with this.

And then we part ways on the toast. Yes 4$ toast is ridiculous, especially when they self their loaves for like $5, but it's really god damn good toast. The Mill, on Divis.

Bossa is so beast at their music choices

From the people who brought you incredibly difficult to control Surgeon Simulator comes another incredibly difficult to control game!

This looks like it has the same problem of Mister Mosquito in that the game is sort of legitimately frustrating in a way that isn't inherently entertaining. In recent games like Surgeon Simulator, Viscera Cleanup Detail and Octodad, the frustrations of the "simulation" becomes a source of comedy, but I don't see much humor in how difficult it is being a piece of bread. I hope they'll do something about it.

This just makes me want to play breadbreadbread. Is that game even real? I just want to stuff bread into all sorts of places without having to climb furniture.

I could get really into this game, I think. Especially if it gets as absurd and crazy as their last game.

I hope there is/will be a level set in an operating room, with surgical tools and various organs flying in all directions. Then maybe an update for Surgeon Simulator where a piece of bread could randomly crawl up and fuck with you... synergy, man. Think of the synergy! It could be the beginning of an intricate Bossa-verse, finally culminating in an Avengers-like teamup. Or a "___ Simulator" mashup fighting game! Goat vs. Surgeon!

"Your grip meter went down." Drew, where were you for Shadow of the Colossus?

4 dollars for a toast? That's dirt cheap here in Norway. We are all millionaires though.

Edit: "The Walking Bread?"

"that's like my father bread"

Bread Shoemaker?

This is probably my 2nd most awaited bread-based game. First is breadbreadbread.

It maybe be frustrating, but I am so glad something like this exists.

What fits on your back and great for a snack, its log, log, log.

You can totally knock the chair over in the first level. It then bridges the gap between the table and kitchen. The controls are rough but I think it's fun.

Music to toast to.

Let's hope bread never becomes sentient, because life would be to hard for them.

This video should have started "I am Bread Shoemaker, hello /staffname..." . It's killing me.

Well it's still chance for QuickLook

Dan doesn't want anyone to like anything they might like, but Dan gets to like all the shitty things he likes. Makes sense.

I suspect the reason why the meter goes down to 0 if you stay on the ground too long is to respect the immutable "5-second rule".

I don't know what @drewbert is talking about. I'm going to the same college he went to and it is hilly but a ton of people use their skateboards to get everywhere.

It's true, I'm just horrible at skateboarding, so it was impossible for me.

Looks fun. I like these sorts of games. Well, I liked Surgeon Simulator at least.

Fun fact: I've fed bread to a VCR once. It did not toast.

Mister Mosquito was such a good game! Respect.

Subtle Sphere reference at 13:04 by Drew.

@jslack: The comments are still broken on these pages.

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The part where Dan's grip meter ran out but he didn't notice and said "I was holding the button the whole time", reminded me of Brad doing the same in in the Shadow Of The Colossus HD QL, except nobody noticed that it was the grip meter so they just blamed the game haha. Good thing Drew was here this time.

I wonder if a better name for this game would be "I want to be toast"

I feel like this is a prime candidate for a Breaking Brad (Breaking Bread, before anyone else makes that lame joke), but I also feel like this would break Bread. Brad.

That remote control in the living room level is totally just a Philips TV remote. Looks identical to mine.

Ryan played Mister Mosquito on an Unprofessional Fridays last year.

I love my toast with jelly and broken glass.

What a brad joke.

I personally keep it old school with Banzai Bug.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ7KKEIDhlA

new segment: Breaking Bread

I was gonna say the same. Total Shadow of the Colossus QL flashback. More evidence that Dan and Brad are more similar than Brad would ever want to admit :)

Can anybody tell me what the name is for the pattern on that pillow? I really need to know this.

I REALLY love drew/dan content. It's really lightning in a bottle with these two.