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Unprofessional Fridays: 05/27/2016

To get ready for the long weekend, we're going to mow the lawn, put on a chef's apron, assume the drunken fist stance, and crack open some loot boxes.

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

May. 27 2016

Cast: Jeff, Brad, Dan

Posted by: Jason

124 Comments

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"In Russia, game plays you" is best quote.

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@billyok said:
@skeksis said:

This trend of so much time spent by Dan looking up and watching dumb videos he finds amusing is making UPF not worth the money.

Those three minutes of this 108-minute video makes it not worth the 67 cents you spent for the entire week's worth GB premium content?

Hyperbole, it`s an internet tradition.

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I like Dan, but he's starting to get a little douchey about Battleborn. I really like Overwatch and I also really like Battleborn but they're two very different games. It's kind of getting annoying when he starts talkin shit about BB everytime they talk about Overwatch. He's starting to sound like one of those PS4 vs Xbox fanboys he hates so much.

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Wreckfest hasn't been fleshed out in the way I hoped it would be, but it's still a frigging blast to play. Every few months I rediscover it and wind up spending a ton of time playing online for a week or two.

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Edited By petethepanda

Ack, double post. I would spend so much more money on Overwatch if you could buy the in-game currency to actually get the specific items you want. Not going to buy random loot drops, though. (Which is fine; game's still a frigging blast.)

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Overwatch part was all right, but I gotta say I'm more excited for Brad to do a mass Dota buy next week. Something about Brad spending far too much of his own money on Dota and watching the rest of the crew react to what he actually paid for makes me supremely happy. That video where Drew found out about the $1000 dragon Brad didn't sell is one of my favourite moments on the site.

Dust 'em!

http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/unprofessional-fridays-07312015/2300-10553/

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lol at Dan's face in that preview thumbnail

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That loot box itch. Brad has a gambling problem, lol.

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Id like to see a derby with some z-turn mowers, those are fun as hell

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When is Brad going to learn to NOT listen to Dan when playing Hitman?

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Never listen to Dan when playing Hitman. Never.

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Pitman. No, wait... Hitbull. *tsk* Nah, never mind.

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one of the best UPFs in a long time, dale

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I'm a huge huge fan of Battleborn. I like Overwatch, and it's a great game, but, I've found a lot more depth in, and things to like about Battleborn.

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Do you lick the dust? Brad's asking the hard questions, the right questions.

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Edited By wtrswoopes

I almost meet Dan's criteria. I'm LOVING Battleborn, but don't care enough about Overwatch to talk shit about it.

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I'm getting that Loot Box itch, too...

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Edited By BiggNife

Jason yelling "NO!" every time Jeff gets a legendary is exactly how I feel

I bought the 24 pack and got, like, 3 legendary drops, one of which was just money

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WOW this video very quickly made me realise I hate Overwatch already.

Battleborn, TF2, DOTA, Overwatch, Destiny, the Division just they all blend into a nothingness multiplayer flashy fest for me "item item item" or grind or just ughhhh

Man 20 minutes of opening items, not often I skip bits of UPF but man Overwatch,... nope.

EDIT 1:18 minutes - > 1:46 minutes, if you want to watch Jeff open 350 crates of loot, that's the segment, otherwise FFwd

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Edited By jasperkazai

Aw, no chat archive for this on QLCrew? I'm spoiled by that.

Jeff said he went to the second MK movie with a friend, and the friend left. So his friend left Jeff behind? That seems like a real dick move...

No idea what Brad is talking about not noticing he's getting loot boxes; they show a rather bright banner at the bottom of the match results page when you level up and get a loot box. He must not be paying attention between matches and looking at his phone or something, because it's very obvious.

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probably already posted but here goes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oODvmZgB5Bk

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Jeff got fucking triggered hard during that bart the bear video.

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Wow, they didn't even find the Congressman. Incredible.