In honor of every episode of The Simpsons being available to stream legally, I thought I would share my list of favorite to least favorite Simpsons game. My hobby/sickness is to play and collect Simpson games so this is a pretty thorough and nearly complete list. Unfortunately I have not played Bart and the Beanstalk, Itchy and Scratchy Mini Golf, Virtual Springfield, and several of the mobile phone games. I'm going to go out on a limb and say they suck.
List of Best to Worst Simpsons Game
1. The Simpsons Pinball Party Easily one of my favorite pinball tables and up there with classics like The Addams Family and Twilight Zone. The table is loaded with all sorts of cool gimmicks and has a fairly forgiving dead zone. | |
2. The Simpsons Game I picked this up at a Target for $10 and was surprised at how fun it was. A good platformer with some funny jokes and cool cameos. | |
3. The Simpsons Arcade Game A mediocre quarter stealing beat'em up. It gets extra credit for the weird story involving Waylon Smithers straight up kidnapping Maggie and references to Matt Groening's comic strip Life in Hell. | |
4. The Simpsons: Hit & Run GTA:Springfield only no guns and all driving missions. | |
5. Krusty's Fun House The best of the Acclaim Simpsons games. Krusty's Fun House is an okay mix of puzzle solving and platforming. | |
6. The Simpsons As far as pinball tables go this is pretty bland but not horrible. | |
7. The Simpsons Bowling You ever play an arcade bowling game before? There all pretty much the same but this one is Simpsons themed. | |
8. Futurama I only added this because there is supposedly going to be a Simpsons/Futurama (God Dammit! Don't taint Futurama) crossover this upcoming season. Anyway this game is hard to find and not that great. The real reason to play is the cutscenes written by show co-creator David X. Cohen, which are a bonus feature on one of Futurama DTV movies. | |
9. The Simpsons: Road Rage A blatant Crazy Taxi clone that is a bit lacking. | |
10. The Simpsons: Night of The Living Treehouse of Horror A forgettable platformer that is barely okay. I think this is the only Simpsons game made for the Game Boy Color. Everything after this is varying degrees of shit. | |
11. The Simpsons: Bart vs. the World The best of the Bart-centric games but that is damning with faint praise. Be prepared to be frustrated by the Great Wall of China level. | |
12. The Simpsons: Bart's House of Weirdness Released only on DOS and hard as hell to find. I will say the game looks pretty but it is really hard, the controls are janky, and it just isn't that fun. The gameplay is kinda similar to the Genesis Beavis and Butt-Head game. | |
13. Bart Simpson's Escape from Camp Deadly The easiest of the Acclaim Simpsons games which are notoriously hard. I believe this is the first Game Boy exclusive Simpsons game. | |
14. The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare A neat concept for a game and it looked pretty for the time. Just be prepared to wander the streets of Springfield not knowing what the hell is going on or what to do. | |
15. Virtual Bart A collection of terrible games that are insanely difficult. I swear this game makes Battletoads seem easy. Turbo Tunnels have nothing on the Baby Bart levels. | |
16. The Simpsons Skateboarding One of the many awful skateboarding games trying to leach off the success of Tony Hawk. | |
17. The Itchy & Scratchy Game I think they were trying to make a 16-bit version of the Spy vs. Spy game but they failed miserable. | |
18. The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants The game that started it all and there isn't anything I can add about how awful it is that hasn't been said before. I will say it has some interesting ideas and a bit of that so bad it's good charm. | |
19. The Simpsons: Bartman Meets Radioactive Man The last of the NES Simpsons games and by far the hardest and the worst. | |
20. The Simpsons Wrestling If any franchise could support a fighting game it is The Simpsons. Unfortunately we get a "wrestling game" with about as much depth as the old NES WWF Wrestlemania. | |
21. The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Juggernauts This is nothing more than a collection of mini games with awful controls and no 2-Player mode. | |
22. The Simpsons: Tapped Out I don't even think this should qualify as a game as it is one of those wait for bars to fill up or pay us type deals. Just like every other free-to-play phone game it is nothing more than a shameless cash grab with no actual gameplay. |
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