A mere 7 days away from the NA release and Edge's uncharted 2 review is still MIA which is odd as most major sites have already review it. Eurogamer gave it a 10/10 which completely shocked me as both of them very much well known of being very harsh with their review and it made the wait for Edge's uncharted 2 review even more unbearable.    
 
Remember this is purely for entrainment purposes and just have fun with it. 
 
With that in mind here is my prediction.  
 
Uncharted 2 
8/10

What do I win? A wild stab in the dark but 9/10 sounds right-ish.

10/0 in an attempt to kill gamerankings.com

" What do I win? A wild stab in the dark but 9/10 sounds right-ish. "

Probably a 9

7.5

" @eroticfishcake: you win nathan drakes eyes "

" @eroticfishcake said:

" What do I win? A wild stab in the dark but 9/10 sounds right-ish. "

A night with Emily Rose! "

Gonna say a 7/10, seems fair to me.  Graphics are amazing but Nathan drake seems like a bitch to me.  And controls could leave something to be desired.  Seems like it doesnt know if it wants to be a loose platformer or tight controlling shooter.  Oh, and Nathan Drake is no where near being as badass and Indy, but at least hes not as gay as Nicholas Cage's character in National Treasure.

7.5 or 8

In between 7 and 8 is my guess.  They always find things to complain about every game.

6/10

10/10

" @TheHBK:  Yeah Nathan Drake being a "bitch" really detracts from the gameplay you fucking dolt. go back to gears "

anything less than a 9 is just plain stupid. its one of those rare occurrences when the fucking game IS that good. 

2/10   "biggest disappointment of the year!"

" Gonna say a 7/10, seems fair to me.  Graphics are amazing but Nathan drake seems like a bitch to me.  And controls could leave something to be desired.  Seems like it doesnt know if it wants to be a loose platformer or tight controlling shooter.  Oh, and Nathan Drake is no where near being as badass and Indy, but at least hes not as gay as Nicholas Cage's character in National Treasure. "

" @TheHBK:  Yeah Nathan Drake being a "bitch" really detracts from the gameplay you fucking dolt. go back to gears "

" @MK_ULTRA said:

" @TheHBK:  Yeah Nathan Drake being a "bitch" really detracts from the gameplay you fucking dolt. go back to gears "

and stop sucking Naughty Dogs penis and read what I wrote.  controls and gameplay are what i mention most.  So if I want to say that he is a bitch and it distracts from the experience. So don't post unless you have something worth reading.  Go back to the valley.  Rookie. "

" @TheHBK: You want my cock.  0/10 "

" @TheHBK said:

" Gonna say a 7/10, seems fair to me.  Graphics are amazing but Nathan drake seems like a bitch to me.  And controls could leave something to be desired.  Seems like it doesnt know if it wants to be a loose platformer or tight controlling shooter.  Oh, and Nathan Drake is no where near being as badass and Indy, but at least hes not as gay as Nicholas Cage's character in National Treasure. "

@MK_ULTRA said:

" @TheHBK:  Yeah Nathan Drake being a "bitch" really detracts from the gameplay you fucking dolt. go back to gears "

@TheHBK said:

" @MK_ULTRA said:

" @TheHBK:  Yeah Nathan Drake being a "bitch" really detracts from the gameplay you fucking dolt. go back to gears "

and stop sucking Naughty Dogs penis and read what I wrote.  controls and gameplay are what i mention most.  So if I want to say that he is a bitch and it distracts from the experience. So don't post unless you have something worth reading.  Go back to the valley.  Rookie. "

@handlas said:

" @TheHBK: You want my cock.  0/10 "

Fistacuffs or pistols gentlemen? "

" @TheHBK said:

" Gonna say a 7/10, seems fair to me.  Graphics are amazing but Nathan drake seems like a bitch to me.  And controls could leave something to be desired.  Seems like it doesnt know if it wants to be a loose platformer or tight controlling shooter.  Oh, and Nathan Drake is no where near being as badass and Indy, but at least hes not as gay as Nicholas Cage's character in National Treasure. "

@MK_ULTRA said:

" @TheHBK:  Yeah Nathan Drake being a "bitch" really detracts from the gameplay you fucking dolt. go back to gears "

@TheHBK said:

" @MK_ULTRA said:

" @TheHBK:  Yeah Nathan Drake being a "bitch" really detracts from the gameplay you fucking dolt. go back to gears "

and stop sucking Naughty Dogs penis and read what I wrote.  controls and gameplay are what i mention most.  So if I want to say that he is a bitch and it distracts from the experience. So don't post unless you have something worth reading.  Go back to the valley.  Rookie. "

@handlas said:

" @TheHBK: You want my cock.  0/10 "

Fistacuffs or pistols gentlemen? "

" @ninjakiller said:

" @TheHBK said:

" Gonna say a 7/10, seems fair to me.  Graphics are amazing but Nathan drake seems like a bitch to me.  And controls could leave something to be desired.  Seems like it doesnt know if it wants to be a loose platformer or tight controlling shooter.  Oh, and Nathan Drake is no where near being as badass and Indy, but at least hes not as gay as Nicholas Cage's character in National Treasure. "

@MK_ULTRA said:

" @TheHBK:  Yeah Nathan Drake being a "bitch" really detracts from the gameplay you fucking dolt. go back to gears "

@TheHBK said:

" @MK_ULTRA said:

" @TheHBK:  Yeah Nathan Drake being a "bitch" really detracts from the gameplay you fucking dolt. go back to gears "

and stop sucking Naughty Dogs penis and read what I wrote.  controls and gameplay are what i mention most.  So if I want to say that he is a bitch and it distracts from the experience. So don't post unless you have something worth reading.  Go back to the valley.  Rookie. "

@handlas said:

" @TheHBK: You want my cock.  0/10 "

Fistacuffs or pistols gentlemen? "

@ninjakiller said:

" @TheHBK said:

" Gonna say a 7/10, seems fair to me.  Graphics are amazing but Nathan drake seems like a bitch to me.  And controls could leave something to be desired.  Seems like it doesnt know if it wants to be a loose platformer or tight controlling shooter.  Oh, and Nathan Drake is no where near being as badass and Indy, but at least hes not as gay as Nicholas Cage's character in National Treasure. "

@MK_ULTRA said:

" @TheHBK:  Yeah Nathan Drake being a "bitch" really detracts from the gameplay you fucking dolt. go back to gears "

@TheHBK said:

" @MK_ULTRA said:

" @TheHBK:  Yeah Nathan Drake being a "bitch" really detracts from the gameplay you fucking dolt. go back to gears "

and stop sucking Naughty Dogs penis and read what I wrote.  controls and gameplay are what i mention most.  So if I want to say that he is a bitch and it distracts from the experience. So don't post unless you have something worth reading.  Go back to the valley.  Rookie. "

@handlas said:

" @TheHBK: You want my cock.  0/10 "

Fistacuffs or pistols gentlemen? "

Do you want some time alone with HBK??? "

If some of the lesser games I saw last month managed a 7, this will surely be an 8.

" Yeah, they're hard reviewers... or maybe a better word is... "different" type of reviewers. I say 8/10.  I will bet my whole Persona 4 hentai collection. "

• Super Mario 64 ( Nintendo 64) - E35 (1996)
• Gran Turismo ( SonyPlayStation) - E55 (1997)
• The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time ( Nintendo 64) - E66 (1998)
• Halo: Combat Evolved ( Xbox) - E105 (2001)
• Half-Life 2 ( WindowsPC) - E143 (2004)
• Halo 3 ( Xbox 360) - E181 (2007)
• The Orange Box ( WindowsPC, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360) - E182 (2007)
• Super Mario Galaxy ( Wii) - E183 (2007)
• Grand Theft Auto IV ( PlayStation 3, Xbox 360) - E189 (2008)
• LittleBigPlanet ( PlayStation 3) - E195 (2008)    

As a avid reader, I am going with 9

NO. Fuck Uncharted 2 reviews god damn it. They're gonna like it, is that good enough?

" Gonna say a 7/10, seems fair to me.  Graphics are amazing but Nathan drake seems like a bitch to me.  And controls could leave something to be desired.  Seems like it doesnt know if it wants to be a loose platformer or tight controlling shooter.  Oh, and Nathan Drake is no where near being as badass and Indy, but at least hes not as gay as Nicholas Cage's character in National Treasure. "

The only ones I disagree with on Edge's list are Halo 3 and GTA IV, otherwise they've been spot on in my eyes
 
I hope they give it potato/cabbage

I'm not a fan of what Edge do, they are always seeking to be at the bleeding edge of reporting on games. This comes at the expense of almost everything else in the magazine, its basically the print version of that woeful actionbutton website. That said when their reviews veer away from the whole "games as art" thing they have gotten things absolutely spot on. I imagine it will get a very respectable mark.

I don't follow EDGE but I hope it's high. Who want's their game getting dissed?

8/10
 
I understand a lot of the dislike of how EDGE does their reviews, but I find that they reflect a lot of the cynicism I too tend to feel after so many broken promises and failed attempts at glory, and as such, they've remained my favorite video-game magazine.

" @TheHBK: My problem with the GT review was that they had a spoiler right at the end of the review. I haven't played the game yet and I really don't know how big that spoiler is and for all we know it it can happen in the first 30 minutes of the game, but a spoiler is a spoiler none the less.   As far as Eurogamer are concerned then I think they are entitled to their own opinions, though you have to agree they do come off as condescending pricks.   As for Nathan being is a bitch then so is HBK (the real one) but that didn't stop me from continually enjoying his matches...right? Hell, he can still out wrestle and out preform guys half his age, you gotta give respect for that, though I will never forgive him for his part in the Montreal Screwjob.   "