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Coco Joins Up With Team Ghost for Ghost Recon: Future Soldier

Is this safe for work? I honestly can't tell.

May. 11 2012

Posted by: Alex

299 Comments

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They really missed their chance to use 2 Live Crew as the soundtrack.

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@Veektarius: You clearly don't watch enough Ice Loves Coco. She doesn't do ANYTHING without eyeliner and heels.

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More like BOOBIEsoft! Am I right guys!? ...Guys?

It's like someone at Ubi said, "You guys like tits, ass, cursing, guns, and rappers, right!? Well here's a rapper's wife's tits and ass in a skin tight outfit/skimpy swimsuit shooting guns and cursing a lot - obnoxiously bleeped out, of course, because that makes it kid friendly and EVEN MORE HARD CORE!! *BLEEP* yeah, first person shooters!!"

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@X19 said:

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea for a trailer?

How do those people still have jobs?

I was interested in the game but this trailer has really put me off, who does Ubisoft think their target audience is?

You realize. That it's not just movies and music where "sex sells" it's everywhere and a key marketing strategy. Most people here do not think it works. But if you see the numbers it does. Most of society is so used to the marketing strategy they will buy it. In addition, girls with low self esteem will as well to prove guys wrong. The "target" audience for this game is males between 16-35 who play third person shooters. Which if you haven't seen the COD numbers, that's ALOT of their audience. I don't particularly agree with these standards. However, their is a reason each COD game surpasses the next, and why each shooter franchise wants to be the next cashcow. Though, sadly Tom Clancy has fallen wayy to far from the tree.

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I like boobies.

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Oh Ice.

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Oh, come ooooooon.

Who markets this stuff?

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This looks loko.

I say oh no.

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so, we are lead to believe she is just firing off high powered assault rifles with no ear protection?

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Mr. Ice you are one lucky man.

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i have absolutely no idea who she is, saying that im from the UK

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Stopped when she started talking about "Beauty and Brains". I can only take so much.

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I didn't think T&A could actually talk me out of buying something, but here we are.

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When the video cut to the ass shot, I literally laughed out loud.

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She's not really shooting those guns. In case anyone cares.

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@vmehnert: I don't know if you've ever shot one before but it's not impossible, just stupid.

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Getting to play with Coco dressed like that for Kinect is probably the first time I've ever thought I'd jump at the chance to use Kinect.

Or...you know...just watch her play.

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Who is this person?

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@KoolAid: no one important.

I come to giantbomb to hide from the bombardment of reality tv celebs that shouldn't be on tv.

Im feeling violated right now.

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Oh god this is terrible...

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@Alex: Guilty as charged.

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She seems like she's genuinely excited and educated about the game but DAT MARKETING OUTFIT

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Hah, I guess she's cheaper than Ice. And she doesn't give a fuck either.

EDIT: Oh, the next guy "brings the lyrical heat". I guess they came as a package.

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Does this qualify as softcore porn?

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I'm having the hardest time trying to figure whether or not this is self-aware.

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I am going to say NSFW.

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@dezvous: sure, i agree but you would figure they would require it for legal purposes. watching it again though, i am inclined to think that it might just be blanks. or CGI work?

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I now feel stupider for having watched this.

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what

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What the fuck Ubisoft..

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What the fuck? Ubi is getting desperate with this game... this is definitely the worst excuse for a trailer I've seen in a long time.

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" Hey guys, we gave this person some money and fed her lines about liking this game we made to regurgitate in this video you're watching. Please, pay attention to us!"

But yeah, I also don't know who this person is. I pressed play on this expecting it to be Conan O'Brien.

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I feel so dirty for having watched that.

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@r3d_zombie: @KoolAid: @GodlyOne: Ice-T's wife.
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I managed 15 seconds. Ubisoft hang your heads in shame.

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Not at all the Coco I was hoping for.

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@Grimmy616 said:

Das Butt

Boobiesoft!

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uh.................what the hell

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shame on you giantbomb. shame on posting this crap.

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Ice-T you muthafucka.

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What is this, some kind of realistic Gears of War?

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What the fuck are you doing, Ubisoft?!

Oh, just selling your M-rated game to 14 year olds? Alright.

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What..... I don't even...... ok.... ummmm.....

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TISSUES!

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Awesome! This is what vidya games are about baby!

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i feel filthy for watching this

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Games are Art!

PS: who the fuck is this?

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@Paindamnation said:

@X19 said:

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea for a trailer?

How do those people still have jobs?

I was interested in the game but this trailer has really put me off, who does Ubisoft think their target audience is?

You realize. That it's not just movies and music where "sex sells" it's everywhere and a key marketing strategy. Most people here do not think it works. But if you see the numbers it does. Most of society is so used to the marketing strategy they will buy it. In addition, girls with low self esteem will as well to prove guys wrong. The "target" audience for this game is males between 16-35 who play third person shooters. Which if you haven't seen the COD numbers, that's ALOT of their audience. I don't particularly agree with these standards. However, their is a reason each COD game surpasses the next, and why each shooter franchise wants to be the next cashcow. Though, sadly Tom Clancy has fallen wayy to far from the tree.

I'm sorry but please tell me in what way that was sexy? That's the kind of woman you find pissed out her face, puking up in some alley way on a Saturday night with mascara running down her face. This has nothing to do with the game, this is supposed to be a tactical 3rd person shooter where you have to use your brain to win. It's an insult to the fans of Tom Clancy games, it's an insult on how gamers are viewed today and it's an insult to the devs who created this game.

"Sex sells" when used in the right context. This trailer makes me feel sick and puts the game in a terrible light. I enjoyed the beta and the players I heard of the mic, couldn't be further from whatever horny pathetic teenager Ubisoft has depicted everyone who plays this game to be. The PR team should be fired for this, they don't have a fucking clue. If I put 2-3 years of my life in to making this game and saw the publisher PR team deface my game like this, I would be over there kicking the living shit out of them.

This "target" audience of 16-35 year old males who like this, does not exist, it's made up BS. I refuse to believe this trailer helped to sell this game at all, in fact it probably reduced sales.

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Congratulations, Ubisoft! Whatever respect I had for you is now most assuredly gone.

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And I thought April's fool was over... This has to be a joke, right ?

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Ice T... You did it again!