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Kane & Lynch 2 "Bowling for Shanghai" Teaser

Lynch bowls a strike.

Nov. 18 2009

Posted by: Jeff

In This Episode:

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

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Edited By artofwar420

 
WE ARE FILLED WITH WICKED POWERS!!!!

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@artofwar420 said:
"  WE ARE FILLED WITH WICKED POWERS!!!! "
lmao
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That's not how you bowl!

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@Meatsim: It is in Shanghai.
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/Care for this game

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A maniacal bastard...

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I feel this game spawned GB. Thanks, K&L.

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@sixpin: This is in Shanghai?
 
Kane and Lynch 2: The 40th Dog Day
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I have a feeling that this game is going to be a piece of trash...
 
Just kidding, but I'm not buying the game even it's a 10/10 game, it's a special treatment for the publisher.

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The most anticipated Quick Look of 2010.

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how about
LOOKS REALLY SHITTY

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They seem to have the right idea. Hopefully they 're holding off on gameplay vids because the whole thing got revamped.

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@artofwar420 said:
"  WE ARE FILLED WITH WICKED POWERS!!!! "
Are you a grey warden?
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@n00bosaurusRex:@ZmillA: I AM A GREY WARDEN. AND TOGETHER WE WILL GET LAID.
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Personally I thought the first game was decent, was an enjoyable weekend playthrough despite all its flaws.


Would definitely play the sequel, but would probably just rent it this time around.

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Are these teasers supposed to get me excited for a sequel to a shitty game?

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@girdz: It is called the "Bowling for Shanghai" teaser. Sadly no fist bumps. :(
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 I think grey warden is a pretty cool guy. eh kills dragons and doesn't afraid of anything.

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@sixpin: So it is. My observation skills are a little lacking.
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Giant Bomb does what Eidoesn't.

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I think K&L helped create this website we should at least be thankful for that

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@ZmillA said:
" @artofwar420 said:
"  WE ARE FILLED WITH WICKED POWERS!!!! "
lmao "
Yes, I 2 loled.
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I think these teasers are really well done regardless of rotten things a video game news website did in the past.

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Hitman 1 + Freedom Fighters = Kane&Lynch2

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Pwwff, I'm throwing rocks tonight! 
 
You guys are dead in the water...
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@MarkWahlberg said:
" The most anticipated Quick Look of 2010. "
LOL 
 
Also look, this definition has been on Urban Dictionary for almost a year now -  The Gerstmann Effect
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I wish everyone would stop shitting on this game when we haven't even seen gameplay of it.

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Lynch been getting too many gutter-balls I imagine.
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That brings aggressive door opening to a new level.

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Eh, wasnt as good as the Burger joint one, but interesting.
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I don't think the first one warranted a sequel...

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GiantBomb FTW
Can't wait to hear Jeff's thoughts on this game. It will be interesting. 
 
The gamespot comments on the news story of this game are littered with Jeff comments and rightly so. Hopefully that mess won't happen ever again.

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fuck this game

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I'm sure Jeff is FIRED up about this game. Arf!

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If the game turns out good, I'm sure Jeff will be the first to say so.

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AWKWARD!!!!
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@Seedofpower said:
" @ZmillA said:
" @artofwar420 said:
"  WE ARE FILLED WITH WICKED POWERS!!!! "
lmao "
Yes, I 2 loled. "
It's funny cuz its the first post and that ad is so annoying :D
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 Why the fuck are they making this game, when they should be working on a Hitman 5.

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I kind of liked the first, this could be interesting.

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The first one was mediocre at best, hopefully this will be better... we'll see

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This series has a lot of potential

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Man, that guy must have really wanted to go bowling.

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So does this bring up any memories??? hmmm...

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This is not how I want my games to be.

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Oh come on. Don't be such sheep and automatically take a dislike to the game. We all know what happened to Jeff yadda yadda yadda. He said what he said about the first game because its what he truley thought - and will do the same for this one.

 

Anyway. That trailer was pretty cool. Interested to see how this turns out. Hope they addressed some of the minor flaws from the first game though. Namely the gameplay.

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i cannot wait for this review and/or quick look!

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@xAbleAssassinx said:
" @MarkWahlberg said:
" The most anticipated Quick Look of 2010. "
LOL 
 
Also look, this definition has been on Urban Dictionary for almost a year now -  The Gerstmann Effect "
I mean, I think at this point all we should care about is whether the game is good or not, and avoid making awkward/hateful comments about a touchy-ish subject,  but that is amusing, by virtue of being there. As is the '8.8' section on tvtropes.org. But that's a different story for a different time...
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Again, these teasers are awesome.

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Some of you guys are filled with hate. You should take Jeff's example and forgive or forget; after all he's the one who posted this video.

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   When Jeff reviewed the first one he said something like "This game is just ugly". It looks like it still holds true. maybe the graphics will be better this time, but the whole, playing a weird looking long haired oldish guy who looks like he sidelines as a rapist, is still active. Nothing I've seen makes me want to play it. This video certainly does nothing for me.
    How is this even a teaser? Am I suppose to be teased by implied bludgeoning? Was it suppose to be cool how he wipes the bowling ball off and puts it back in his special little bag? Did the developer even read Jeff's review? If they did they should have noticed that it was not only the game-play that was lacking, but also the characters. I seem to remember him saying that the game gave you no reason to care about the characters. So unless they throw in some sad story about how Lynch's kitten was eaten by the main villain, then that too will hold true. What is even the point of the story!? [sarcasm] Perhaps they just needed something to permit the amazing game-play [/sarcasm]. But maybe I am just speaking too soon...
 
 
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