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2Humanalypse Now, Strictly for my G.A.M.E.R.Z.

After a full day of watching the Internet explode over various aspects of Too Human's release, we felt the need to... I dunno, fan the flames or something.

For the record, Kevin's rad, and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise.
For the record, Kevin's rad, and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise.
Ever since we all went nuts and bought iPhone 3Gs around here, I've become way hooked on the Facebook app. It's been pretty addictive, watching what the people that I know are up to. Usually, it's just a bunch of minor stuff, like people saying that they're going to a movie, or someone saying that he's "hella working" or something like that. This morning, I saw this posted in the feed of one Kevin Pereira:

"Too Human: Screw the Haters"

Along with that was a link to this video of Kevin talking what can only be described as "mess" about some of the reviews and reactions to Silicon Knights' new game. At some point, the whole thing started reminding me of the rap world, with its constant YouTube battles. So in the spirit of Ice-T vs. Soulja Boy--or Denis Dyack vs. NeoGAF--we ended up with the following video of our own:

  


You know, spelling it out like this probably ruins the spirit of the video a bit, but someone with no sense of humor always ends up taking this stuff seriously. So to be clear, I am not actually advocating the shooting or murder of anyone. I just find the way that Too Human has proved to be so divisive really interesting, and occasionally entertaining.

Maybe you should weigh in on the topic yourself via our Question of the Day feature. Or are you too busy playing Too Human today to even care about this mess?
Jeff Gerstmann on Google+

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haha brilliant stuff guys! keep the goodness coming

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The comment that describes this video the best so far: "Not_Rage: What did I just watch?"

I hate these 2 letters together in this combination, but I really did lol both at the video and then at Not_Rages comment.

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that was the greatest thing i ever watched

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That was some funny shit...That's why I left gamespot, permanently, because Jeff don't work there anymore..Jeff is the best, ever..

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Wow, wow. lol and as far as Kevin is concerned, respect +10.

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The video constantly says "loading" for me. 

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From the slums of Shaolin, giant bomb strikes again....

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SHIRTS SHIRTS SHIRTS!

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LOL. funnier than the last video thing by far. for poeple who want to knwo wut song was playing in the background, it was Bow Down by Westcoast Connection

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Wow! That was totally unexpected and incredibly awesome. What a unique and hilarious way sum up all the Too Human drama.

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that was pretty awesome, though i gotta admit i wasn't a fan of the too human demo

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Oh sit, son!  Oh shit! It's on! It's on!  What's beef?  This beef!

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That was wonderful sir.

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WTF,   MORE RETARDED SHIT LIKE THIS PLZ  :)

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That was.. kind of awkward.. buuuut I enjoyed it! Papa Pereira is my hero.

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omg love it!!!! best thing on this site!!!

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That...was...

Not sure

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Haha awesome work guys, like always!

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I think it's great that kevin is singing the praises of too human's "fun-ness."  I also always kind a wondered if he was a good gamer.  It's true that too human makes you feel like a bad ass.  But it's kind of easy.  I feel like a bad ass playing ninja gaiden black, not just because my character does cool things, but because it's hard as hell.  

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It is all very silly.  The game clearly is not that great.  I don't see much reason for people going this far to defend a game that too 10 years to produce with some obvious flaws.

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Gat damn Jeff, I knew you was from the streets but daaaaamn son =O

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BLAP BLAP BLAP!

Brad looks so tough with that bandanna/shirt on his face.

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Word to yo motha.

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wow

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hell fucking ya dis my shit bitches GB up mutha fuckas

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Yeah you see that video motha fucka thats right don't fuck with the Giantbomb sqaud puto ! or else I'll put a cap up in yo ass bitch, then I'll put my ballz up in your face and say pucker up, no se chinga with GIANTBOMB !
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Can I bring some heat?

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Kevins video is awesome btw

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Wow i don't know if I should feel offended or laugh uneasily.

Haha so  what does "G.A.M.E.R.Z." stand for cuz we all kno wat N.I.G.G.A stands for. 

O and next time say "buck buck buck" not whatever lame gun sound you were making hahah.

oh and I'm getting Too Human tomorrow or tomorrow's tomorrow because after playing hat demo a couple times I finally get it.  Also I don't really care about story taht much so if it has a dumb story I don't really care because I've had fun with games with even worse story.  Video game stories just don't get to me ya know.

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Dude.... that was without a doubt the greatest thing I've EVER seen.

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this is hillarious

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"Too Human... it's a video game"

Love.Giant.Bomb.

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blap blap blap blap!

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Blap! Blap! Blap! Hahaha, I'm dying.

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Holy crap, I laughed so hard I almost short circuited my laptop!

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WORD TO TEH MOTHA, DAWG! Giant Bombin fo life!

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HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Giant Bomb merch please ^_^

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Way to give out the Gas Face.

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this is fucking hilarious.

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LOL jeff was that just a plug for too human?! i thot u guys were free from the shambles of the marketing industry!
just kidding

another awesome vid, brad needs to get more involved he wasnt doing anything!

and u guys better have a store open so i can get one of those sweet tshirts

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Jeff is awesome

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Thats Fuckin AWESOME

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Brad I want a GB T-Shirt TOO!!!! SELL ME ONE!!!!!!

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YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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The video just keeps saying loading for me.  Is there anywhere else to watch it?

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Badass thumbnail photo for the blog on the homepage!!

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LMAO that was some funny stuff. Signed up, just because of this video.

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........................................ what the F*** WAS THAT?!?!?