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Activision Really Is Going to Try to Release The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct in March

No, really.

I imagine I needn't remind you all of the hilarious non-trailer debacle involving Activision and Terminal Reality's The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct. After all, it happened just a week ago. There was a whole thing with the footage looking really terrible, and then we found out the footage came from a demonstration of the game on IGN, but had been edited together by some mysterious "fan." Anyway, the moral of that story was that Survival Instinct really didn't look ready for prime time, regardless of who was doing the trailer editing. Art assets looked plasticky and cheap, screen tearing was everywhere, and the action seemed to shamble along at an utterly unremarkable pace. It looked more pre-alpha than pre-release.

Which makes today's news that The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct will release in late March for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC, and Wii U somewhat...perplexing? I guess?

The dates do at least hew toward the end of the month (as if that were any comfort). North American players will be able to see just what the hell this thing even is on March 26th, while Europeans will make similarly chilling discoveries on March 29th.

As if in tacit acknowledgement that the Internet at large hated what it saw of the game in that bootleg video, Activision released a new trailer to go alongside the announcement, albeit one that features zero gameplay footage. Instead, game and television show stars Norman Reedus and Michael Rooker find themselves suddenly staring at a camera, tasked with making some off-the-cuff remarks about how excited they are about this game. The results are perhaps as one might predict.

Sigh. I'm going to have to review this, aren't I?

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@strikealight said:

They've been advertising the hell out of this turd for ages now.

Have they? I have yet to see any substantial media push on this game at all. I had to scour Youtube for a bit to find anything on it beyond their weird, underwhelming gameplay trailer.

Yeah, its been showing pretty frequently on UK telly for some weeks now.

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They've been advertising the hell out of this turd for ages now.

Have they? I have yet to see any substantial media push on this game at all. I had to scour Youtube for a bit to find anything on it beyond their weird, underwhelming gameplay trailer.

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They've been advertising the hell out of this turd for ages now.

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@alex: releasing this game on the same day as gears.... and between God of War and Bioshock Infinite. Its bound to be doomed commercially. I'm still curious though seeing as Daryl is my fav characte on the show

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I'm so looking forward to the complaints from people who buy this game based on their love of what Telltale did. It's going to be beautiful...

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I wish Konami was making this game!

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Riplivejam you are so smart.

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Go play the Telltale game everyone.

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The Walking Dead now presented in Fail-O-Vision!

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That trailer was amazing.

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@Corvak said:

This is the very definition of a game sent out to die, only being released to try and recoup dev costs.

You could say it was made to WALK the plank but it was already DEAD.

Oh!

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@jdh5153 said:

Also, the game is priced at $49.99 at Gamestop. Pre-ordered.

But you also get.....*searches Gamestop*....a....zombie ear....keychain....sigh

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This is the very definition of a game sent out to die, only being released to try and recoup dev costs.

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@Kevin_Cogneto: Well I was going to ask if you wanted to join me, Man 1 and Man 2 for a drink at Local Bar, but clearly you're above that.

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@videogamesarenotart said:

the gameplay still looks better than hotline miami

You take that back!

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Sketch ad

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@LegendaryChopChop: typical activision bullshit. I HATE YOU ACTIVISION! GO DIE IN A HOLE! Seriously, I didnt even buy CoD this year because I am so p'od about their business practices, and specifically, destroying all the studios they have bought and shut down. They embody the worst things about gaming. Activision, fuck off.

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some faith in the GB community restored in that everyone is calling him Derl/Durl (rightly so)

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The worst part about this is that people are going to confuse this and muddle the brand with Telltale's wonderful Walking Dead series.

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I guess this game could work as $15 download game...

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I feel like Activision saw how well the Walking Dead adventure game did. Decided they wanted to cash in on that. But then completely missed the point.

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This game is funny because the success of the Walking Dead adventure game wasn't due to the zombies at all, but the strong human characters.

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Um......no gameplay footage or anything?

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Not impressed at all by this. Bored of the whole zombie genre now. Do we really need another one

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This is going to be a disaster. 2013's Neverdead.

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@Mr_Skeleton: YEAH! it looks like it's rippling all over the place

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Who edited this "trailer?" there is a total of four cuts in the whole thing and I can tell that the editing is terrible. Also it looks like they dragged Norman Reedus out of bed at 4AM to shoot this thing. The fact that they bothered to release this 19 second trailer is crazy to me!

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To me, the biggest indication that this game will be complete shit is the big banner over the street that reads "WELCOME TO THE SUMMER FESTIVAL". Really? It's called the "Summer Festival"? You couldn't be bothered to give the festival OR the town a name? I mean, this stuff is Writing 101: Be specific. What's more interesting, the "2010 Barnesville Freedom Fest" or the "Summer Festival"? It's just one little detail that jumped out at me, but like the rest of the footage it's just so aggressively generic...

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Two words for this game: doo and doo

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@jdh5153 said:

@Sooty said:

This is set to release shortly after the TV show resumes its season. Another shameless cash in by Activision.

It's going to be a good game, so it's not shameless it'll be well deserved.

Are you fucking high?

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Also, the game is priced at $49.99 at Gamestop. Pre-ordered.

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@Sooty said:

This is set to release shortly after the TV show resumes its season. Another shameless cash in by Activision.

It's going to be a good game, so it's not shameless it'll be well deserved.

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Please Alex, PLEASEEEE review this. You're actually really great at reviewing shit games, becuase it matches your personality. Not that you have a shitty personality, but you are like a real life "angry video game nerd" if you understand what I'm trying to say. I personally love it when you rip shitty games a new one.

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hmmm this "trailer" is no better, it might even be worse then the fan-edit. Also people who don't watch the series but read the comics couldn't care less about 'merl und derl'.

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This is set to release shortly after the TV show resumes its season. Another shameless cash in by Activision.

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@_Chad still cracked me up.
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If they had better footage, they would have released it (even just a few second teaser) to reassure everyone. That they didn't suggests that they're having serious problems. I can't blame them for trying to unload the game when the market is best for it, especially if it's so bad they know it can't be salvaged. Better to scrap it than to release something lousy. But they need to recoup at least some of their investment, I suppose.

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@jdh5153 said:

I've never known Activision to push anything out that isn't high quality.

Holy shit! This've got to be my quote of the year!! I'll post it in the signature of my every account!

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To me this game seems like a cross between Rogue Warrior and The War Z. Not a favourable comparison.

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Alex, I don't know if its been mentioned elsewhere in the thread, but I want you to review THIS walking dead game. http://www.amazon.com/TV-Games-45188-Walking-Dead/dp/B0088AJQ9A

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Shit. Seriously?

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This is going to be one of Alex's most epic reviews ever!

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@GristleMcThornbody said:

"Merl and Derl in a video game, what could be better than that?" I'm at a loss for words that these 19 seconds exist...

On the face of it, that's a great concept. You have the two best characters in the television show (the only characters that aren't cardboard) and they also happen to be fairly opposite in methods of tactics (one firearms and the other silent weapons). Could be a lot of great dialogue. A real fun sort of brainless "hey, I get to be Michael Fucking Rooker!" thing.

Unfortunately, I just smell failure all over this. It's unfortunate these actors are tied to it -- probably through contractual obligation more than anything else (I mean, it's not like Michael Rooker is a game designer or anything - he just does his thing and has to hope the rest of the guys in the project make something worthwhile).

Seriously though, we already have two L4Ds. :/

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@GristleMcThornbody: I know that feel. It's just depressing more than anything.

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"Merl and Derl in a video game, what could be better than that?" I'm at a loss for words that these 19 seconds exist...

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@bartok said:

So how many people will buy this thinking it is the Telltale Game by mistake?

I think that's the whole conceit.

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ActiVision should make Call of Duty and only Call of Duty, because they are fucking useless as a publisher when it comes to other properties. After the absolutely incredible game that Telltale released to follow it up with this tripe is quite frankly disgusting. They're clearly trying to piggyback off of the success of the episodic adventure game, even with some of the visuals. I know it's pre-alpha and needs work, but some of the stuff does look like it might have some cell shadedness to it.

But the thing I really fear is some exclusivity deal that ActiVision might try to strike up. They obviously can't beat their competition so why not kick it in the balls and eliminate it entirely?

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Murl 'n Durl in a game, WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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How does this look bad? It looks fucking fun. More fun for me I guess.