Wow, until the achievements popped up, I assumed this was just another crappy *Wii* game.

This quick look is called "HI I'M JEFF GERSTMAN -- LOOK AT MY AWESOME SNEAKERS!"

But, can you gleam the cube?

I still don't get it. Why would you waste so much of the precious time you have left to live (not to mention money, assets, etc) making a sequel to a shitty game that nobody liked to begin with? Is there such a dirth of imagination in the industry that when something sucks and fails miserably, they just say "let's rinse and repeat" rather than "well, that blew, let's go ...

Well, that was a useless trailer.

I'm so tired of this "choices you make in a game" bullshit that everyone spews. If you're going to tout that as a feature or cornerstone of your game, then you better fucking mean it. Enough of this "it will affect one line of dialogue later on or maybe the kind of weapons you can use" garbage. Choices you make need to start having a wide range of trivial and ...

Are there really people clamoring for a sim motorcycle racing game? Also, is that a dude or a chick singing?

You aren't fucking assassin's. You're dudes who punch each other in a ring in a very controlled and legal setting.

Tony Hawk Ride is kind of like the retarded clone of Stewie on Family Guy this week.