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Aperture Laboratories Van in the Wild

The van is a cake!

We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
I've got one of those Aperture Laboratories parking permits on my car, but the owner of this white van has obviously taken their love of Portal to another level. Which reminds me, when the hell are we going to hear more about Portal 2

This image originally popped up on a seemingly random Swede's Twitter account, went through the internet meat grinder, and then appeared before my eyeballs on Geekologie. That's all I know!
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Posted by Ryan
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Posted by Coltonio7

What's in the back!?

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Posted by jakob187

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?!


VANS WITH NO WINDOWS!!!
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Posted by Deathdealer108

Its a white van guys. I guess there is some creepy guy living in there who wants to kidnap nerds who only want some cake.

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Posted by Scieran

Portal is purely and solely made for people to kill time. I could be wrong you know.

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Posted by Dejkrigeren

So Portal 2 will feature Francis hating Aperture Science?

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Posted by AllanIceman

Dude, Awesome!

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Posted by Reverseface

YO dudes THATS OFF THE FRIZZZLE NIZZZLE MY SHIZZZLEEE REACH OUT TO THE TRUTH! DIZZLE SON

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Posted by Bubahula

YES awesome i hope that there are heelsprings and cake for all in the back

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Posted by nexas

I hate vans.

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Posted by GamingReligion

I hate vans.

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Posted by Gamer_152

That is an awesome van! Also I agree with Ryan, when the hell are we gonna hear about Portal 2?

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Posted by TheHT

Cake transport van of course.

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Posted by Pibo47

I would love some portal 2.

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Posted by Claude

I read about it on bitmob. Pretty damn cool. Someone needs to find that fan... I mean van.

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Posted by Floppypants

This is a triumph

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Posted by WulfBane

What would be awesome yet obscure is if the van was loaded with a delivery of shower curtains.

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Posted by Psynapse
@jakob187 said:
"YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?!

VANS WITH NO WINDOWS!!!
"

Bad experience???
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Posted by Disengage

PILLS HERE

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Posted by CleverLoginName

Hey, you kids want some cake?

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Posted by WEGGLES
@Coltonio7 said:
" What's in the back!? "
The front. :D
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Posted by MeatSim

I get all my news from random swedes on twitter.

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Posted by ArbitraryWater

VIRAL MARKETING FOR PORTAL 2 IN SWEDEN!

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Posted by Mourer

I also have one of the parking permit stickers on my car.

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Posted by Kajaah117

What's with the randomly inserted Monty Python reference?

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Posted by AndrewB

I have an unused parking permit sticker. I'd rather stick it on my laptop, or something... unfortunately, you'd have to be reading it in a mirror, then.

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Posted by artofwar420

NI!!!!!!!

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Posted by Vager

You would think Aperture Laboratories would choose a more.. "modern" company-owned van.

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Posted by Manks

"Hey kids, want some cake?" Well, get in the van."  


Anyway, awesome van.
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Posted by Amilmitt

you knoe, a person that doesnt know about portal or anything would think thats an actual company's van.

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Posted by Arjuna

How can you do Portal 2?  I mean:  they would have to devise a whole new play mechanic, which they probably would.  I played through 'Still Alive' so quickly, because once you wrap your head around the play mechanic, it's not that hard to solve the puzzles.

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Posted by Ryan
@WEGGLES said:
" @Coltonio7 said:
" What's in the back!? "
The front. :D "
Best comment.
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Posted by TheBigBopper
@Amilmitt said:
" you knoe, a person that doesnt know about portal or anything would think thats an actual company's van. "
thats why it's an inside joke.

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Posted by FlipperDesert
@Deathdealer108 said:
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Its a white van guys. I guess there is some creepy guy living in there who wants to kidnap nerds who only want some cake.

"
Portal 2's all about baiting nerds into your van, they soon learn there are no portal guns in the van and the cake they were promised was, in fact, fictitious.
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Posted by TheClap

YES

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Posted by 5parrowhawk

Huge success.

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Posted by jeff1216

hey kids, get in the van, i have cake...

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Posted by ArclightBorealis

They'll get you inside, and then they'll flood the van with a deadly neurotoxin!

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Posted by Ferginator4k

omg thats cool

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Posted by Ben_H

So...

If Van = Cake
and Cake = Lie
Is the Van a lie?

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Posted by smokeH

wow, haha thats awesome? 

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Posted by The_A_Drain

Bring me, a shruberry!

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Posted by RVonE

There is science to be done.

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Posted by Blitzer

Science!

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Posted by End_Boss

Solving the puzzle of who the van belongs to is impossible; make no attempt to solve it.

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Posted by Engine357

I think this would be a hundred times better if 10 Swede's in Lab Coats hopped out and Ghostrode the Van... One can Dream, until then...

  

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Posted by Jon93

I hate vans

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Posted by Scooper

I'd love to have that van.

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Posted by flaminghobo
@Dejkrigeren said:
" So Portal 2 will feature Francis hating Aperture Science? "
Win.
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Posted by Shag

Lokks like a UK van.

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