Ryan

If William Forsythe wanted to fuck me, I'd let him. I mean, not that I'd have much say in the matter if William Forsythe wanted to fuck me.

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    If William Forsythe wanted to fuck me, I'd let him. I mean, not that I'd have much say in the matter if William Forsythe wanted to fuck me.
  • Ryan tweeted
    The Rock is on Encore right now (cc everyone)
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    If you're as deep into Yeezus as I am right now, enjoy this mixtape comprised of all the songs sampled on the album http://t.co/TwQYwnfOh4
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    how bout RIGHT NOW YOU TURD http://t.co/11WHhvmN6r RT @barfqueen: @taswell WHEN WILL THE DINGDANG BOMBCAST BE UP YOU WET-WILLIED FUCK
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    aw jeez! I knew we forgot something! RT @thebagel1: @taswell bombcast today?
  • Ryan tweeted
    A little disappointed that the CD for Yeezus doesn't appear to actually be hastily sealed with red duct tape.
  • Ryan tweeted
    "When elegance meets passion. A glass like a dance." Something actually written on the box of some nice glasses from our registry
  • Ryan tweeted
    of course it was going to be grape-nuts. why did I even entertain another option
  • Ryan tweeted
    thinking back, I haven't eaten anything one might qualify as "proper food" since, let's say Monday. how should I re-enter The World?
  • Ryan tweeted
    wienerstitial
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    I CAN BET ON WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. RT @hannanimal: @taswell Please please tell me you can bet on those races.
  • Ryan tweeted
    at first I thought it was JUST wiener dog races and I got bummed but then I realized it was both and THIS IS NOW THE BEST BACHELOR PARTY.
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    going to the horse track tomorrow for my bachelor's party, just found out they will be running wiener dog races IN BETWEEN THE ACTUAL RACES
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    all things considered, that was a fun, silly-ass space. http://t.co/gBXuxBfVkI
  • Ryan tweeted
    podcast upload is CRAZY SLOW for some reason. but I assure you, it's happening.
  • Ryan tweeted
    I can't decide if "here they come again, to jack my style" from "Some Nights" by fun. is the best or worst
  • Ryan tweeted
    so apparently I've been driving around with an expired license since my birthday. whooooooops.