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Blizzard Gets Drunk on Panda Mystery, Announces Mists of Pandaria WoW Expansion

Enjoy the only headline of the day not to use the "Blizzard is Pandaren to the fans!" pun. Way too easy, guys. Way too easy.

Yep, this is happening.
Yep, this is happening.

Proving that Blizzard are the kings of the game industry when it comes to the long-con, the publisher announced today at its annual Blizzcon event that Mists of Pandaria, an expansion with roots originating in an elaborate April Fool's Day joke back in 2005, is actually a real thing that Blizzard is releasing next year.

Originally joked as a mysterious "fifth race," the Pandaren have nonetheless been a much talked-about part of the lore of World of Warcraft in subsequent years and expansions. Now, this new expansion will finally let you create a giant Panda Bear with a penchant for kung-fu fighting, and play him/her as a member of either the Horde or the Alliance. This is the first race in the game that doesn't automatically start out as part of either faction, once again proving that bears cannot be trusted.

In addition to the new playable race, Mists of Pandaria will up the level cap to 90, and add new talent systems, PVE scenarios, a new pet battle system, and a new dungeon challenge mode. Word on the street is that Mists of Pandaria is playable in some form at Blizzcon, so expect more salient details to flow throughout the web during the weekend.

In the meantime, I present to you the following song in celebration of this new Pandaren dominance.

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World of Warcraft: Now with Bears

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As someone who has never, and will never play WoW, I could not be more happy that this is a thing.

Here, here!
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The sifl and olly references scattered throughout Giant Bomb is why I love being a premium member

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it may not be worth the trouble to re-activate my wow account, it been inactive for so long. but PANDAS......

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Until it's dead and gone every MMO will look at WoW and sweat bullets for a while.

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@Sooty said:

The guys behind Guild Wars 2 must be grinning at how shitty this looks.

We haven't even seen anything about it yet other than a little trailer..I would rather wait to pass judgement, not watch 3 minutes of footage, half of which just shows the other expansions. I don't even like WoW anymore, and I'm not going to take the stance of THIS IS SHIT! before we even see anything.

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@maxB said:

I dont get why people think panda people are dumb when wow has had cow people since the start.

Yeah I don't quite understand this either.

Like, this is the thing that makes WoW seem too silly?

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I've been saying for a while that if they gave me pandas i would come back to WoW. well they delivered their end......

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I dont get why people think panda people are dumb when wow has had cow people since the start.

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Cut to Blizzcon 2013, "Introducing the Bard class with new and unique rhythm based mechanics"

MONEY

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@ShinjiEx said:

@sins_of_mosin: It is at least till Lv20 which is the cap but for the most part you can play all you want with no time restriction

Its not really playing if you can't communicate for real, or trade, or do anything besides mash starter area mobs by yourself because you can't effectively party if you can't /tell or /whisper or /broadcast or whatever the commands are in WOW

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This is so dumb, and just feels desperate or something. Definitely the worst expansion announcement yet, kinda sad to see what this game has become.

The guys behind Guild Wars 2 must be grinning at how shitty this looks.

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@sins_of_mosin: It is at least till Lv20 which is the cap but for the most part you can play all you want with no time restriction
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Those mother fuckers done lost there minds.

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WoW is a joke now and its pretty obvious they are using this as an attempt to generate interest back in the game. Even if it became free to play, I wouldn't go back.

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Also there's a new class: Monk.

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This is great. I just wish it also included Ethereals from outland as playable. This may get me back to wow, assuming I'm done with TOR at the time.

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I don't know how I feel about this. Kind of just seems like creative filler until the next "big" WoW expansion.

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Blizzard's bearly creative with this.

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the pet battle system is a copy of every single game mechanic from pokemon.

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they said that pandaren was originally gonna be the new ally race race in burning crusade

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"Pandaria"? Really?

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Oh fuck.

Time to get back into WoW.

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@ShakeItBaby said:

My real question is, what is the conflict of the expansion? Metzen said a greater focus on factional fighting, but what about pve? Who is the bad guy?!

Jack Black.

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guys i don't think i can bear this

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Looks like public quests/rifts/dynamic events etc are being incorporated, not entirely surprising as it seems to be the future of MMO questing, or at least the flavor of the month, so to speak.

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Wow this just seems silly, I can honestly say I will not play WOW again

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There absolutely has to be a baby panda companion that sneezes, and startles all nearby Pandareans.

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@TenshiOni01 said:

World of Warcraft: Now With Bears!

Close the thread. We have a fucking winner.

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Man... I would have started playing again if they had added the Tuskarr as a playable race. Those walrus-men are my favorite part of Azeroth.

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@DougQuaid said:

So this expansion will be banned in China or will they be replacing all the pandas with walkietalkies or something?

@Vegsen said:

I don't play WoW anymore but I'm kinda interested in how the new class(Monk) will work. We already have Priest so...what will it do?

Druids, Paladins, Shaman and Priests all can heal.

And now monks can too. They can also melee and tank.

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@isnipeyoudie said:

@Kyle said:

Finding it pretty hard to care about this...

Especially since GW2 and TOR are coming.

Yup.

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@Kyle said:

Finding it pretty hard to care about this...

Especially since GW2 and TOR are coming.

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Pandas finally come to wow.. it only took forever! WC3 made me love the pandaren and now they are here. I shall take a break from my 9month wow break and start playing again!... once it releases and none sooner >:D

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So there will literally be Panderen Carebears now?

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I thought this was a joke for the first few paragraphs.

Cataclysm just came out a little while ago and they're already getting the next expansion ready. I'm kinda getting tired of starting over and over, missing content, having to discard all my gear, and pay another $40 on top of the monthly fees. It really feels like WoW is just reaching the end of its lifespan at this point. It's been too long now.

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@shintsurugi said:

Ryan must be stoked.

He can make a lady-panda

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FUCK YES SIFL & OLLY.

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We wanted pandarians 6 years ago, not now when the game has gone to crap. Sorry but pandarians are not worth getting back into that garbage.

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This is hilarious but I'm not quite sure how I'll ever be able to take WoW seriously again.

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If WoW's pvp wasn't so carebear I'd still be playing it.

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I am so angry right now!!!!!

To be fair space goats crashing on the planet in a giant space ship was pretty stupid too

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Man... They are just going to keep on going, huh? I love it.

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Kung Fu Panda!

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So this expansion will be banned in China or will they be replacing all the pandas with walkietalkies or something?

@Vegsen said:

I don't play WoW anymore but I'm kinda interested in how the new class(Monk) will work. We already have Priest so...what will it do?

Druids, Paladins, Shaman and Priests all can heal.

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Kung fu panda realized in an mmo, hehe.

Still, this is the most interesting thing I've seen about WoW, ever

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@Sergio said:

@MagikOvenMit:

Pretty much, but upfront. I haven't seen the pricing, so it probably will be less than $180. I remember paying less with the 6 month subscription over the monthly fee when I used to play.

Doesn't seem to be, I already added it on.

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World of Warcraft: Now With Bears!

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@m0rdr3d said:

Wow. Other than the free Diablo 3 news, this is about as silly as it gets. Wasn't the expansion supposed to KEEP people from jumping to TOR?

Anyone who is planning on jumping ship already made their decision. And no, I don't think so. I think 4.3 people is supposed to keep people from jumping to TOR. The expansion is supposed to keep them in WoW after they get bored of 4.3 (and whatever other content there is) and/or bring them back assuming they get tired of TOR. Besides, they're still pulling 8 digit sub numbers and while I imagine that will take a dive in the coming months, I highly doubt they're shaking in their boots.