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Brad's Top 10 Video Game Beards

It's a topical list, don't you think?


Is fluffy like cloud.













"Stab out mighty blow!"










8. Shaq

He had his own game once, you know.












*throaty growl*













Lumberjack-style beard concealed by face mask. Little-known fact.















No explanation necessary.











Truly a beard for the ages.














You know what, you figure it out.














Wolf shirt amplifies beard power three-fold.













1. Me

When you write the list, you can pick the winner, OK?










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Posted by Brad

Is fluffy like cloud.













"Stab out mighty blow!"










8. Shaq

He had his own game once, you know.












*throaty growl*













Lumberjack-style beard concealed by face mask. Little-known fact.















No explanation necessary.











Truly a beard for the ages.














You know what, you figure it out.














Wolf shirt amplifies beard power three-fold.













1. Me

When you write the list, you can pick the winner, OK?










Posted by TheMustacheHero

I love me some beards!

Posted by Crono

Nice list of beards we got here.

Posted by Suicrat

Dom's beard was definitely the best one, that is true, Mr. Shoemaker

Posted by Jost1

beards beards beards

Posted by Ben_H

Number one is by far the best one.

Posted by TwoLines

BEEEEEEEEEEEEARDS! Obvious winner. Fo sho'!

Posted by iAmJohn

Fuck you, Brad.  How dare you exclude RapeLay from this list! >:|

Posted by MattyFTM

No love for vinny's beard?

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Posted by LaszloKovacs

I tried to emulate Ryan's beard once.

I was walking back to my apartment from class and a construction worker glared at it with intense hatred.

I hurriedly shaved it off.

Posted by OldManLollipop

How dare you say that about Dominic.

You know what? Makes sense actually.

Posted by Disgaeamad

Pshaw, this list is a terrible failure due to the lack of Blaine.

Posted by rargy

Now imagine Brad wearing a wolf shirt ..!  Beard power overload.

Posted by bobpie24

What  about the beard Tom Flup had? That one was legendary.

Posted by JJOR64

What game was Brad in?  Was he in "Bardmaster and the Beard Adventure"?

Posted by SCapps14

A highly deserving winner

Posted by NickL

#3 is hilarious

Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw

"Your predecessor had one thing you don't.  A great big bushy beard!"

Man, I love Hot Fuzz.  Oh, uh, great list!

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Posted by MattyFTM
JJOR64 said:
"What game was Brad in?  Was he in "Bardmaster and the Beard Adventure"?"
If that game isn't real, it should be.
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Posted by Death_Burnout

Shhhhh Shhhhh it's SHAQ aaaaaaaaaaagh!

And yes...Brad wins this hands down.

Posted by bulstrode

Oh yeah, I forgot it's April now. 

Posted by ImperiousRix

GINGER BEARD!

Posted by MetalGearSunny

No Solid Snake? Oh well, you are a good replacement.

Posted by Kohe321

Brad wins.

Posted by Enhasa

Shoulda put Guybrush on there -- if only for his self-esteem's sake.

Posted by SinGulaR

I really dig Ryan's Viking beard.

Posted by Mjolnir

What about Sam Fisher's Ekberg beard? Don't tell me you forgot about that one!

Posted by LiveOrDie1212

love Brad's top 10 lists, its so entertaining : )

Posted by Brad

Had to axe Fisher and Gordon Freeman when I thought of Chessmaster and Ryan.
Posted by LiK

hahaha Maria

Posted by Video_Game_King

I believe ScrewAttack beat you to it. And why isn't the fat guy from FF7 on there?

Posted by BiggerBomb

ololol ur taking bot her pubs

Posted by Mjolnir

@Brad

Alright, that works. Chessmaster deserves some face time every now and then.

Posted by Scooper

Ekberg's old beard was awesome that should of been in there.

Posted by zoozilla

Brad's beard makes other beards look like goatees.

Posted by Jack_Daniels

Gotta give it  to Ryan.

Edited by MrKlorox

How are both Ryan and James Hetfield in the list? Neither of them have facial hair in the same spots. Does all facial hair count as beard now unless exclusively on upper lip?

Posted by RenegadeSaint

Bard may be number one, but that wolf shirt makes Ryan a VERY close second.

Edited by Spiritof

#3 should be #1, but I think if you do the math that would make it #4, so I'm happy for Brad and his beard regardless.

Posted by Marino

Ha, he used one of my Underground screenshots for Matt Atwood. ;)

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Posted by BabaORiely

What about Zach Galifinakis?

Posted by RHCPfan24

AGREEEED!

Posted by addictedtopinescent
JJOR64 said:
"What game was Brad in?  Was he in "Bardmaster and the Beard Adventure"?"
Yeah I loved that game XD probably would have been awesome 
Posted by Otacon

I knew going into this post your beard needed a mention! Chessmaster gives you a run for your money though.

Posted by ZmillA

oh man brad's beard is looking nasty in that pic lmao

Edited by MeatSim

Brad wins because all those real video game bears are kinda weak.

Posted by 2k_fish

Dude, I've been perpetuating the theory of number 3 forever.  I even muted the game and dubbed in my own dialogue to go along with it.  Also, sorry Brad, but Ryan's beard is way more epic in that particular picture.

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Posted by Whisperkill

WHAT!!! NO GORDON FREEMAN!!

Posted by stenchlord

Better hope no pogonophobes click on the link, this would scare the shit out of them.

Posted by joey


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