After poring over every last entry, I decree the winner shall be langdon_alger, to whom one shiny new copy of the game shall be mailed. He (or she) won the day with this softly plaintive cry.
gentle breezes blow
tumbleweeds past my wii-mote
can this game change that?
I have to make a few honorable mentions here as well. These guys all went for the funny.
Haikus are easy
But they don't always make sense
Refrigerator.
I found a wind ring.
A magic bubble came out.
What was I smoking?
Ears won't stop flapping.
Riding dirty with a ring.
whoah two point five dee
Pulling no punches, this pair tells it like it is.
Oh, poor Nintendo.
Have a Wii? Get Klonoa.
What else? Pft. Beats me!
Ebay Klonoa
Was Just For Rich Namco Fans...
Wii Brings Cheap Glory.
I felt these entries were especially true to the spirit of the medium.
Dib dib dib dib dib
The voices teach us nothing
Language barriers
I move back and forth,
My feet never go sideways,
I long to feel grass.
D-Pad to Select.
Horizontal Wii Remote,
Graphic Filter: Off.
Good old MattBodega keeps it topical.
Klonoa in games,
and 3D Realms in news?
1998!
It appears that you
can do more than one Haiku
So I made a bunch
He speaks English now
No more talking like Star Fox
Worst part of the game
Is Rorschachs journal
May 9. Saw new game today
Reminds of Tomba
They see me rollin'
This hat makes me gangster, yo!
Sonic aint got shit
War has now changed
When you kill to get higher
War becomes routine
popularity
leads to more intimacy
and so does this ring
I just found this ring
a blue thing came out of it
It was delicious
He is a menace
He grabs innocent people
and throws them at stuff