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Added by Lockeyness on Oct. 24, 2008

It seems like there's not enough time to blog in between playing all of these games, not that I would blog very much as it is.  The crunch started a couple of weeks ago, but I'm feeling the weight already.  I don't think we're swarmed with as many amazing games as we were last year, but there are still a great deal of GREAT games that I need to sift through.  I still haven't managed to complete Dead Space, although I've taken Tanuki's advice and started to pump up the sound when it's dark.  I haven't turned on my 5.1 in a while, but I'm glad I broke it in (again) with Dead Space.  What an amazing game that is.

Saint's Row 2 is excellent and Ryan's review couldn't say it better in that there's a lot of ridiculousness to go through.  I never for one second took anything that happened in that game seriously.  I managed to complete the main story, but there is still a bunch of stuff to do and many, many points to get.

I've dug my claws into Fable 2 this week, however, and I've yet to be able to retract them.  I've got a sealed copy of Far Cry 2 staring at me, but I can't seem to tear myself away from Fable, even after completing it.  There's still so many things to do (aside from playing through it twice) and plenty more points to grab.  I never really got into the first game, but Fable 2 grabbed me from the start.  Highly recommended.  I'd write more in depth, but I really should pick up my controller again.

Next week is LittleBigPlanet and Fallout 3.  Then November hits.  Updates to come.


Added by Lockeyness on Oct. 12, 2008

Ben Kuchera of Ars Technica fame took a moment to explain to us how scary EA's upcoming epic Dead Space is.  Here's part of what he had to say.

"Do yourself a favor when you get the game: make the room as dark as possible. Turn the sound system up. Allow yourself to be swept away in it. So far
Dead Space has been a great experience, just for the horror."

This begs the question that I so commonly ask myself, "Why do I play scary video games when I don't like to be scared?"  Frankly, I don't like watching anything scary.  I'll only watch scary movies if I can mute the sound every so often.  For some reason, I love scary video games.  I enjoyed the latest Silent Hill and I remember forcing myself (literally forcing myself) to play through Fatal Frame 2.  Dead Space interests me to no end, since I'm a huge fan of the atmosphere the game presents.

I still don't know why.  Are the mythos in these games really enough to make anyone sit through them all the way?  I remember playing the first Resident Evil and being scared to death, but I was still interested in what the Umbrella Corporation and Wesker were up to, horrible dialog be damned.  I've played all but two Silent Hill games and I'm already looking forward to the next fog-smothered city.  I still find myself jumping and creeping myself out.

My point is that as per Mister Kuchera's request, I can't find myself turning the lights off and turning on my surround sound in order to enjoy myself.  If anything, I'll be doing the opposite of those things.  Does this mean I can't "fully" enjoy games like Dead Space?  I'm really not sure.  Maybe I'll try it through the first chapter, but after that I'm going right back to holding the remote control between my clenched knees.


Added by Lockeyness on Oct. 3, 2008

So I've dumped several hours into the new Silent Hill game so far.  I'd say I'm about a bit more than half way through the game.  Probably a lot more than half, actually.  I enjoy the new combat, but I'm really not very good at the regular Press-Dodge-At-The-Right-Time-Then-Counter mechanics.  I can't fault the game for my over-indulgence in healing items.  I'm just not good.  Strangely enough, however, I excel at fumbling around with an inexperienced dude waving around a steel pipe like he's trying to break open a pinata.  There's something about the poor combat mechanics in the original Silent Hill games that made them oddly alluring.  It's not to say that the combat in Homecoming isn't welcome.  I think it is, but it's only one of the few things that make this game feel like the little cousin of Silent Hill games.

The scares are out of a slasher rather than the deep, psychological thrills in Silent Hill 2 and 3.  Every now and then something will jump out with an orchestral crash to make sure that you know you're supposed to be playing a "horror" game.  The art is your standard Silent Hill fare.  They seem to have created and reintroduced several enemies in order for the game to feel more Silent Hill-ish.  When we're revisiting "Bogeyman", however, we're delving deep into the realm of fan service.  Sure, Pyramid Head is awesome.  But he's only so much awesome.  Can't we move on and try something scarier than a dude with a two-hundred pound machete and an IKEA coffee table on his head?

So far, I'm enjoying Homecoming, but time will tell once I reach the end.  It seems to have similar themes and locations as your standard Silent Hill, but it doesn't -feel- like Silent Hill.  It may as well be broken into levels and stages.  This is the Silent Hill you can safely air on public broadcasting.  This is the Silent Hill that you order if you can't handle the "FIRE" sauce at Taco Bell.  It's good, but the spirit of the franchise may have very well been swept under the western rug.


Added by Lockeyness on Sept. 30, 2008

I haven't written a full review since my days at Nintendojo.  Maybe I'll do some other reviews later.

LEGO This Tired Formula
LEGO This Tired Formula
LEGO Batman: The Video Game

3 Stars out of Five

"I enjoyed my time with LEGO Batman, but the formula of LEGO games is quickly beginning to show its age, just as it did with LEGO Indy.  It's an alright game for as much as you can squeeze out of it, so if you enjoyed the past LEGO games, I can recommend giving this one your time.  I will certainly play another LEGO game, if only in the hopes that they address the inexcusable problems the franchise has been having."




Mercs 2: World Incomplete.
Mercs 2: World Incomplete.
Mercenaries 2: World in Flames

3 Stars out of Five

"The most frustrating thing about Mercenaries 2 is that it isn't finished.  This is a game that could have been amazing, but ends up flat and lifeless.  It's fun enough to run through once or twice with a friend and gather up all those easy achievements.  Although, come to think of it, even those are bugged.  While unfinished, Mercs 2 is fun for what it's worth, but isn't necessarily worth your money with the holiday rush quickly approaching.  This game is okay, at best."


Added by Lockeyness on Sept. 29, 2008

Rather than picking up the flawed Brothers in Arms: Hells Highway, I decided to pick up yet another LEGO game.  I enjoyed LEGO Star Wars for its own merits, but never really got back into it.  The same with LEGO Indy, although I didn't manage to get much farther into it after playing through the story mode with a friend.  LEGO Batman is the first title that I've taken the time to sit through and grind out, if not just for the rather easy achievements.  This last LEGO game left me with the thought of an end to LEGO games.  I'm fairly certain I'm done.  I wouldn't mind going back to Star Wars and Indy to grind them out.  Hell, I might even pick up the Complete Saga that I passed on a while ago. 

The charm has grown a little tired over my time with LEGO Batman, ranging from short chuckles to rolling eyes.  It's not a bad game and it has a few problems.  The main issue is that LEGO games just seem to have a template.  LEGO is the new Dynasty Warriors.  It's the same thing, only with different environments.  LEGO Batman is alright.  After destroying all the achievements, I probably won't be inclined to pick it up again.  If I ever want more LEGO action, I'll go back to the next.  There's nothing really on my mind that would make me immediately play another LEGO game.  Maybe the obvious choice of LEGO Superman where LEGO Superman fights LEGO Lex Luthor and gets shanked by a LEGO Kryptonite dagger before lifting a LEGO Krypton Island and stalking his LEGO son.  That thought disturbs me on many levels.  Perhaps a LEGO Batman 2 with more second-rate villains.  A LEGO Matrix game would of course be ideal and equally disturbing, but seeing as how the films are rated R, I'll never see my LEGO dream.

I went back to Infinite Undiscovery and I really don't want to play any more of that damn game.  Too many problems.  I would rather play Too Human again.  Maybe not Mercs.


Lockeyness's Reviews
Mercenaries 2: World Incomplete. (X360)
Mercenaries 2: World in Flames carves another mark of disappointment for me this year.  After what must have been a tedious development cycle, I'm treated to one of this year's buggiest releases.  Without picking on the game's storied history, Mercs 2 certainly has its ups, but the negatives far outweigh ...
Reviewed by Lockeyness on Sept. 30, 2008
LEGO This Tired Formula. (X360)
Much like the property, the LEGO games have always had the tried-and-true building blocks.  Simple controls and enjoyable combat mixed with poor AI and ridiculously designed puzzles.  With the release of LEGO Batman, these building blocks seem to have become more tired-but-true.  While it still offers plenty of light-hearted features, ...
Reviewed by Lockeyness on Sept. 29, 2008


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