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Namco Bandai Sees Your Rage Over Ivy's Breasts, Raises You One Spiky, Misshapen Voldo Crotch [UPDATED: Or Not]

It's January, you guys. This is what the news looks like.

UPDATE: Joystiq claims this is fake, as the Voldo image is taken from a SoulCalibur IV promotional shot. Perhaps it is. Perhaps it isn't. If it is, then I officially rescind my "touche" to Namco Bandai and remain annoyed at their blatant boob usage. That said, whoever cooked this up should be hired by Namco Bandai to do all their Japanese advertising from here on out.

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Perhaps you're already aware of recent grousing among those sensitive toward the use of women's ludicrously over-sized breasts to promote various video game entertainments in regards to a recent SoulCalibur V advertisement which featured an almost comically brazen close-up of series regular Ivy's gigantic boobs. For those unaware of the just-mentioned advertisement and subsequent outrage, here is the ad in question.

Assuming you are now appropriately outraged because of boobs, I now direct your attention to the other ad publisher Namco Bandai recently posted (then quickly removed) from the game's Facebook page. Perhaps as a direct follow-up to the outcry from those who saw the objectification of the female form as crass and lazy, the publisher then posted the below nightmare fueling image of other series regular Voldo, AKA the weird S&M bendy guy with the knives and the hypnotically transfixing codpiece.

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Apparently the translation of the text across Voldo's discolored, fetid-looking stomach reads "curious?" How's that for a Monday morning boner groaner?

In direct response to Namco Bandai's Voldo ad, I simply say "touche." While I do think the blatant Ivy boob-leering in the original ad wasn't in particularly great taste, I can certainly appreciate a company that can look a controversy directly in the eye and thrust out its spiky, disquieting man-crotch as a response.

In direct response to the sure-to-happen influx of comments complaining that this is "not news," I'd like to point out that it's early January and nothing of value is really happening right now. Also, having just returned from vacation, I was just so anxious to get back to writing for you guys that I just up and grabbed for the first heaving man-crotch that crossed my desk. Yes, I know how that sounds, and no, I don't plan to correct it.

Seriously, I missed you guys.

(Thanks to PlayStation: The Official Magazine's Anne Lewis for sending this my way. May your trauma be swiftly forgotten.)

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Edited By selbie

This is Japan we're talking about. Land of the Rising Penis. They even have a legit Penis Festival for crying out loud!

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now THIS I approve of.

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Bwahahaha!

You guys...you guys! XD

This sounded fake from miles away! XD

Like all the previous Shenmue 3, Dreamcast 2, Half Life (2: Episode) 3, etc...

Fanrumors, like memes, do spread around the interwebs like rabid fires :P

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the fact that people talk shit about the boobs poster is ridiculous. they should just stare in silence.

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Edited By Ronald

It's sad that this is what's news in January.

This should be news year round.

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haha

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Edited By MeatSim

Welcome to the new year Alex.

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Ivy? Boobs? Ad? How can anyone have a problem with that? :)

Thank you Alex for covering this vicious back-and-forth. Early contender for story of the year!

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@dudeglove said:

I've said it once - and I'll say it again - Soul Caliber lost the damn plot after 2. Remake that in HD and give it online. The weapon master thing was perfect.

The Soul Calibur... hey, it worked for Mortal Kombat, that's proof enough that any stale 90's franchise can get away with a cheap nostalgic make over.

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@Babylonian said:

Kind of horrified by the number of people in these comments saying that the Ivy ad is somehow inoffensive "because it works."

Apparently no advertiser ever can be faulted for being creepy, as long as the ad's effective! Neat!

Christ. Thank you.

I really could not care less if sex sells. This ad is in really poor taste.

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that codpiece isn't revealing enough for my taste. I like a tighter fit. Need to see some shape outlined. :D

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Edited By zanshin

I am outraged at boobs. As an infant I was repeatedly had boobs shoved in my face. That is the kind of thing you never really get over... Now to have to witness boobs again. Can't we simply outlaw boobs before more harm is done?

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@selbie said:

This is Japan we're talking about. Land of the Rising Penis. They even have a legit Penis Festival for crying out loud!

Yeah I agree!  Japan should totally conform to the rest of the world for it's Penis and Breast standards, rawr!  I guess that means it will have none and all Penises and Breasts since, hey, it's a big wide world with different strokes to move the world, though. (groan)
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When I need some monday morning boner groaner, I come to GiantBomb for the best man-crotch shots.