Tetris Finally Gains a Subscription Fee

Waiting for the inevitable Subscription Service Manager app that unifies all 106 of your subscription services into one easy-to-manage feed for the reasonable fee of $3.99 per month.

this is a joke right?

T-PARTYYYYYYYYYYY

What exclusive content is there fir retros. Map packs?

So, if i subscribe, do i get a new map pack for multiplayer?

Wat. I thought $30 ONCE for Tetris Axis was a lot, let alone annually.

What are the rewards for increasing your Tetris Log score?

Are they more Tetris?

Do you get to actually play tetris without the fee? You have to be able to right?

$5 says that this subscription will still last longer than The Old Republic's fee does.

If this does anything but epically bomb, I will have lost all faith in the game buying public.

Are you fucking joking?

If you’re looking for a new way to pay for Tetris, Electronic Arts has you covered. The publisher just launched another Tetris game for iOS devices, which includes the ability to sign up for the...T-Club.

Yep, the T-Club.

The T-Club costs $2.99 per month or $29.99 per year, and gives you access to “exclusive discounts and content, premium Tetris Log challenges, and a booster to progress [your] Tetris Log faster.”

Yep, you can level up in a Tetris game now, too!

Maybe I sound like an old crank, but what world have I awoken to?

This new app is available now for $0.99 on iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch.

I’m going back to bed.