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  • The Scout needs something for payload maps and heavy defence control point maps,Just off the top of my head:Tommy Gun (replace scatter gun): Similar to the Snipers smg with a higher accuracy and damage, however it does less and less damage as the enemies health gets lower (based on percent of total health).This makes it effective for rapidly softening up targets such as Medics and Snipers, allowing the Scout to ...
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Added by coakroach on Jan. 17, 2009

I still have to get Bioshock, Fallout 3 and GTA IV!
Oh wait Bioshock 2 is coming out...
Damn!


Added by coakroach on Jan. 3, 2009

Bioshock 2, Uncharted 2 and Infamous have my curiosity
Also a Malaysian PSN store please!


Added by coakroach on Nov. 24, 2008

Finally! My PS3 is online!
I decided to kick off this momentous occasion with some Resistance 2 competetive play, which to my surprise failed to lag in any way shape or form.
Bravo Malaysia! I cant stream youtube without letting it load for a while but when it comes to letting me shoot Americans in the face over the internet, you do not dissapoint!
So I played about seven games of deathmatch and very much enjoyed the senseless carnage, even if it is downright impossible to  get more than three kills before getting ass-raped by some witty bastard and his marksman.
I found myself enjoying this baptism of laser fire and smack talk and hopefully will get a chance to play one of the more talked about game types Skirmish, although I'm still afraid my internet provider might have another moment of comic genius and decide to cut me off for another few weeks.
Fuck you Maxis Broadband.


Added by coakroach on Nov. 23, 2008

Sony bummed the PS3's launch.
Which is a shame because its an amazing console right now.


Added by coakroach on Nov. 16, 2008

You know there are alot of awesome things about being a white teenager living in KL, but being unable to work any job legally tops the list.
If I still lived in Melbourne I'd be off working some crappy fast food job along with the rest of the eastern suburbs public-school crowd, PAYING for booze/games/cyber cafe hours/clothes/dvd's with MY OWN money. Thank god for expat jobs.
But enough about me rolling yahtzee on the increasingly unfair dice game that decides if your born  getting shot in Uganda or snorting blow off a diamond table in Dubai.
16th of November commemorates the day I was born into this hilariously fucked up world of ours, and after drooling over gameplay footage of so many new release games and realizing that my computer was so overloaded with porn-related virus's and useless applications that it now operates at the speed of a bean nailed to a carpet,  I decided it was time to saddle up and join the console war.
I went with a PS3, the slow-starting black behemoth that is a testimony to Sony's oversized ego and arrogance that it procured after giving Microsoft and Nintendo a good butt-pump last console war.
It was a tough choice, but given my parents unwillingness to pay for online or drive me to a repair shop if an Xbox 360 choked on a copy of Fallout 3 and died, I decided to choose the aforementioned PS3.
And with this PS3 I got a copy of a shiney new release game; Resistance 2.
I'm finding it quite enjoyable, mainly because it reminds me so much of Halo 2 (Flood + Covenant = Chimera, think about it, Parasite + Advanced Alien Species = Chimera) that I played religiously on the smoking pile of foul black ash that was my original Xbox.
The controls are tight, the graphics mostly impressive (still havent seen it on the HD TV yet) and the weapons feel fresh and enjoyable. I'm still yet to sample what is supposed to be the games pride and joy, the online multiplayer, which requires a stable broadband connection (a rare thing in Malaysia) and so I have to find a way to hook up my USB modem to a router or something along those lines because apparently my neighbours wireless network just doesnt cut it at 40% connectivity.

And so thats about it for my first blog post, PSN is kafuz2000 if anyone is interested and hopefully I'll be getting shot in the face by voiceless 12 year olds soon.

-coakroach


Coakroach's Reviews
Its not... (PS3)
Its not Call of Duty 4, Its not Halo 3 and apparently its not even Resistance: Fall of Man.First of all the story and campaign.Alien invasion calls for tongue in cheek 'Lets shoot some mother****ers! WOOOOOOOO!' kind of dialogue in most cases or in a rare few some legitimate drama ...
Reviewed by coakroach on Dec. 18, 2008
Why so serious? (PC)
Spore is a big game for me.I like creating things (even though I suck at it) I like god games (even though I suck at them) And it marks my ancient and tormented gaming PC's fall into retirement.Apparently there were some people (all people) who thought this game was going ...
Reviewed by coakroach on Sept. 16, 2008
Dont worry, I'm from the Internet (PC)
Team Fortress 2 is a truly brilliant online FPS.The comical art style and the over the top violence really make a good parody of the genre and of war in general.There are nine unique classes and each of them has a great level of depth while remaining simple enough so ...
Reviewed by coakroach on July 21, 2008


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