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That Horrible 3DS Analog Stick Rumor Is Coming True

Bizarre, awkward looking add-on being developed in conjunction with Monster Hunter 3G.

I didn't report on the rumors Nintendo would be releasing an add-on for the 3DS that would provide the handheld with a second analog stick for two reasons. One, I couldn't verify them. In almost every case, if I'm unable to come up with secondary confirmation of a rumor, you won't read about it here. It's not my style. Two, it sounded ridiculous, a move that would make more sense--if any at all--for a re-design. Even if you entertained the idea of it coming prior to a re-design, why split users?

Turns out, it's looking to be true.

The add-on, which reportedly acts as a cradle for the handheld and simultaneously adds several shoulder buttons (there are conflicting reports on this specific fact, hope to have clarity in the morning), has appeared in the newest issue of Famitsu. It's being released in conjunction with Monster Hunter 3G, apparently scheduled before the end of the year, at least in Japan.

What's this monstrosity look like? Your wish is my command, courtesy of Twitter user @south1996.

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No, you haven't lost your mind! This isn't some crazy dream!

Granted, much could change; we're getting the very first details on this translated from a magazine reveal. Nintendo has a press conference ahead of the Tokyo Game Show this month, currently scheduled for September 13. We should see more about this add-on there. I'm especially interested in finding out whether Nintendo has the balls to charge for this.

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Oh lord this will be funny. I really doubt it's real, Nintendo aren't THAT fucking stupid.... or are they?

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I think this is everyones reaction after scanning over the images.

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@GozerTC said:

Oh the young. You've never seen that thing? It was a real original GB upgrade system. I've PLAYED with that thing. (Liked it though. :) )

What are you talking about? I was born in '81 - just never had a Gameboy is all, was more of a Game Gear guy myself (yeah I know, how sacrilegious)

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Wow that could lead to better games but wow that's cheap nintendo I use to respect u but now I'm at the edge that's just plain harsh

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@GozerTC:   I actually had that stupid fucking magnifying glass for my game boy decades ago.  The one thing that was cool about it was that it had lights.
 
I was joking with a friend of mine earlier being only 27 and that I felt old, I said "All these kids these days with their fancy iPads and iPhones and Nintendo 3d games!!! Back in my day we had a GAME BOY!! A monochrome system that showed GREEN and BLACK and took more batteries than your grandma's vibrator!!!
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@Smokey_Earhole said:

@onan said:

@InsidiousTuna said:

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Laugh now, but once it finishes transforming into Voltron it'll save us all.

Is that for real?

Oh the young.  You've never seen that thing?  It was a real original GB upgrade system.  I've PLAYED with that thing.  (Liked it though. :) )  
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Oh god.

God.

Christ.

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Again, I maintain that Nintendo is completely stupid and has absolutely no idea what the hell they're doing. This looks atrocious and makes me not want to buy a 3DS at all.

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I love how under the picture the ad is saying how easy it is to use ha ha

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I'm oddly cool with this, especially if it comes with a Monster Hunter game. They look all terrific, but I never played one. Maybe it's my chance to get a 3DS and play a MH game!

... on a second thought, I'll probably wait till they release the "true" hardware revision with the second analog stick incorporated into the 3DS.

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Me @ all the 3DS owners if this proves to be true.

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Such a lol Nintendo move.

Can't wait to hear the next 8-4 Play podcast. Their reaction to the unconfirmed rumor was already hilarious, and appropriately so.

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I cant do this anymore I don't think I have it in me to keep supporting nintendo this shit is getting riculous what the hell is the 3ds supposed to be at this point?

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As a 3DS Ambassador... I never asked for this...

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It's running on pure Reggie power.

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Man, I put my faith into Nintendo when I plunged for the 3DS, because I have always backed them up on the mobile gaming market. I took my beatings when they line up plummeted and things didn't pour out that had any more fidelity then a Wii game. Then I accepted their lame "sorry" by giving us a couple of shitty NES games no one is going to enjoy for more than 5 minutes, and some decent GBA games that we don't care about in the first place.

I am not sure I can take yet another blow from Nintendo with the lack of care towards their consumers any more. Nintendo use to be visionaries, and now they seem to be idiots being led by a carrot by some evil corporate suit wearer. Until they learn to jump off the treadmill and start to release solid systems with solid gaming lineups, it's over. Give me back my ring Nintendo..*sniffle* Goodbye.

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@onan said:

@InsidiousTuna said:

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Laugh now, but once it finishes transforming into Voltron it'll save us all.

Is that for real?

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70% sure this is a prototype.

It's not powered by anything! It's not a replacement battery pack (you would see prongs and a bump in the cradle).

It's also not attached to the power adapter slot on the top.

I guess this is probably an early prototype/concept. Unless this thing is powered by... 'streetpass'.

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@Doctorchimp: That's still better than announcing it now and releasing it by the end of this year.

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Please god no

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No... F*!¤*'@ way! and can you play certain games if you don't have this device? And this of course means that Nintendo is going to bring new 3DS with second analog stick. Nintendo! you make it really hard to love you!

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@InsidiousTuna said:

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Laugh now, but once it finishes transforming into Voltron it'll save us all.

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It throws off the center of the device visually.I don't like that. Why can't they just be like normal nintendo and announce a redisign like they were going to do in 18 months anyway?

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Surely, this means that there'll never be a radical redesign of the 3DS, right? Because they wouldn't release a ridiculous thing like this, and then follow it up with a 3DS it wouldn't work with? Right?
 
fucking Monster Hunter

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I can't wait until Nintendo switches to solely making games, and not consoles any more. They've lost their touch. Their games are still fantastic, though...

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NO NO NO NO NO NO.

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If there isn't a second battery in there at least doubling your battery life I'll be pissed.

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gamegear 2.0

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Might make boss battles in SM643DS easier. ...Bah. I got nothing.

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Haha, oh wow what a fucking joke.

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should just add a second one with the new "lite"-esque model.

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What a hell...

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WHY DIDNT THEY FUCKING 
PUT ONE 
ON THE THING 
IN THE FIRST PLACE NYAAAARGH NINTENDOOOOOO

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( '-_-)

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It doesn't look terrible; just weird and not entirely necessary.
 
But then, I don't have a 3DS or even want one right now, so whatever.

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I don't care what you say; this CANNOT be real. 
 
If some-crazy-how it's real (how can it be?) I hope Nintendo makes it a centerpiece at their conference - I can't wait to see how they spin this one.

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The absolute power of Monster Hunter.

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Oh man that's an eyesore.

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That is shockingly bad.

Why is the slide pad to the right of the face buttons? Why?

I'm praying it's a prototype.

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This reminds me of those super bulky attachments for the original Game Boy.

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@akiz_jack said:

As a recent 3DS owner, I'd rather Nintendo announce this than a new model with longer battery life and a second circle pad.

That's coming next year for the fall.

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What the....

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As a recent 3DS owner, I'd rather Nintendo announce this than a new model with longer battery life and a second circle pad.

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So, this seems pretty dumb.

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@patrickklepek:

You know. Now that I think about it. Wasn't the sole reason for the Classic Controller Pro for Monster Hunter Tri?

Monster Hunter gets people to do crazy shit.

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@Ghost_of_Perdition said:

Surely, this is the thing that will improve sales.

And not, say, an actually reasonable battery life! Not at all!

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I don't like the idea of it being offset to the side, I think instead it should have wrapped around onto the front under the face buttons.  

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man... Nintendo is going to need to say a huge "Sorry" on this one... while they entire time I was hoping this was going to be a "Never" kind of situation.