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The PAX Prime Panel Plan

If you're heading to Seattle this weekend and want to know where you can find us, then I HAVE GOT A POST FOR YOU.

Time is weird. I sort of feel like PAX East just happened. I flew into Boston directly from an event in Rome, so I was already jetlagged all to hell and the entire show felt like some kind of weird blur of loud noises. At some point I sang a song by The Main Drag in front of a room full of people, a move that I, at least, found hilarious. Again, I hadn't slept too much.

We also put on a big ol' panel where we... did what we do. We talked into microphones. Here, relive the Boston glory right here:

A scene from PAX Prime 2011.
A scene from PAX Prime 2011.

Tomorrow we're heading up to Seattle to put on another panel! It's going to be in the PEGASUS THEATRE on FRIDAY at 9:00PM! You should be there! We'll be there! Ryan has a dumb/great idea or two planned! Brad Shoemaker will be there! Vinny "Bust Downs" Caravella will be IN THE BUILDING! Drew Scanlon! It'll be fun.

But that's not all?

I will be appearing on a panel on SATURDAY at 3PM in the SERPENT theatre. It's titled "Stuff Your Criticism, I Want A Review! Part Two." I didn't see the first installment, but I'm hoping that this is the dark middle chapter in the I Want A Review! trilogy.

Patrick will show up on FRIDAY at 11:30AM in the KRAKEN theatre on a panel where Community Managers and PR people are going to bring it with the hands and get into a big fist-fight. My money's on Wes Phillips, but Jeff Green fights dirty so it's sort of a toss-up.

Ryan is crashing the Cards Against Humanity panel on SATURDAY at 9:30PM in UNICORN. Be sure to show up in your utilikilt and claim to know everything about Chicago pizza, Max Temkin loves that.

We will, of course, also be running around the show to see stuff and generally hang around, so if for some reason you can't make it to our panel (you should make it to our panel), we'll be around! Say hi! See you there!

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wait, whats the justification of a panel even happening if there isn't a Q&A, isn't that like, the point?

otherwise its just like a weird glorified public podcast basically. granted the Q&A's are always fucking awful but still, panels are supposed to have Q&As, im PRETTY sure thats like the entire point.

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@CharAznable said:

Please skip the awkward Q&A stuff with fans, I beg of you. More GB crew and friends dicking around.

I agree with this, and I'm planning to attend.

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@wjb: Yes. Starting with "I have TWO questions, actually" or some such nonsense when there is a line of people behind you should be immediate disqualification.

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I'll be there in spirit !

By playing Shadowrun on the Snes.

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Are you guys going to make a video game any time soon? What would/will you call it?

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I'm so gonna go to that panel.

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We got a community meetup planned that I'm not aware of?

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@Voxel said:

@dennisthemennis

@Voxel: I was there, and that sucked. In all the random moving around and being made to sit down again and then face the wall and then line up in twos and then in threes and then sit down again, we somehow got screwed out of decent seats even though we were there almost two hours early.

I was there almost two hours early too and yeah, that was pretty messed up. We must have been waiting together the whole time. I was the last group to go in before the line. The two MASSIVE groups that they let in had gotten there long after we did. It was totally backwards.

Yeah we probably were. I was the one person with a vita among an ocean of ds's. There was also the fact that there was no line for the panel until an hour or so before, so we were waiting in the hall, and then the enforcers came along and started yelling "EVERYONE FOR GIANT BOMB, MOVE THIS WAY AND DON'T CROSS THIS LINE" and then there were 100 people pushing in front of us. It was my first PAX and my only complaint was the disorganization. I know the enforcers have an impossible job, but it felt like no one was in charge, and they all told us to do something different.

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@CaptainFake said:

Please, anyone going to the GB Panel. If you're going to line up for Q&A, ask a decent question, and practice asking it beforehand.

Actually, that advice also goes out to anyone attending any convention panel ever.

Words to live by. No more cringe-worthy moments up in the panels please.

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haha you can see my blond hair so obviously in the video..... i'm so bummed out i wont be there this weekend *CRIES FOREVER* see you guys in boston next year................ have a good show!!! don't get sick!!!!!!!!!!

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Maybe one day I'll go to one of these PAX thingamajiggers. Have fun, GB crew! Have an equal amount of fun, GB community members!

@Blind_Evil said:

Forgive me if this is in poor taste, but who's the extremely cute girl in the picture there?

Oh, you mean Dave Lang?

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@beard_of_zeus said:

Maybe one day I'll go to one of these PAX thingamajiggers. Have fun, GB crew! Have an equal amount of fun, GB community members!

@Blind_Evil said:

Forgive me if this is in poor taste, but who's the extremely cute girl in the picture there?

Oh, you mean Dave Lang?

I think shes part of the J. Crew

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Can't wait to hear GB fans ask questions in the most uncomfortable ways possible. Good luck and be easy, duders!

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@Blind_Evil said:

Forgive me if this is in poor taste, but who's the extremely cute girl in the picture there?

More poor taste that you classify the girl as extremely cute.

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I just moved to Vancouver, I could totally have gone to PAX, but that never even occurred to me until a couple days ago, and so instead I got a gig I really need to be at on Friday.

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@Will_M said:

@CaptainFake said:

Please, anyone going to the GB Panel. If you're going to line up for Q&A, ask a decent question, and practice asking it beforehand.

Actually, that advice also goes out to anyone attending any convention panel ever.

Words to live by. No more cringe-worthy moments up in the panels please.

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@Sergio said:

@CharAznable said:

Please skip the awkward Q&A stuff with fans, I beg of you. More GB crew and friends dicking around.

I agree with this, and I'm planning to attend.

Hell No! What would a panel about a video game site be without any arkward!

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planel pan.

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@Will_M said:

@CaptainFake said:

Please, anyone going to the GB Panel. If you're going to line up for Q&A, ask a decent question, and practice asking it beforehand.

Actually, that advice also goes out to anyone attending any convention panel ever.

Words to live by. No more cringe-worthy moments up in the panels please.

No way man. 1:21:00 in the 2012 panel is one of the greatest awkward moments ever.

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@Paindamnation said:

@Blind_Evil said:

Forgive me if this is in poor taste, but who's the extremely cute girl in the picture there?

More poor taste that you classify the girl as extremely cute.

She's in what is known by science as the "Lang-Zone". This means that everyone gains a bonus of +- 4 attractiveness.

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As unlikely as it is, I really hope Giant Bomb puts up footage from these other panels. They seem like absolute gold.

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@RuthLoose said:

@Paindamnation said:

@Blind_Evil said:

Forgive me if this is in poor taste, but who's the extremely cute girl in the picture there?

More poor taste that you classify the girl as extremely cute.

She's in what is known by science as the "Lang-Zone". This means that everyone gains a bonus of +- 4 attractiveness.

She's cute alright, but I think the horns are what is throwing you off.

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@RuthLoose said:

@Paindamnation said:

@Blind_Evil said:

Forgive me if this is in poor taste, but who's the extremely cute girl in the picture there?

More poor taste that you classify the girl as extremely cute.

She's in what is known by science as the "Lang-Zone". This means that everyone gains a bonus of +- 4 attractiveness.

If one were to make a wiki page for the "Lang Zone", would that make it a concept, or a location?
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That girl is looking to get in that Lang Zone.

Also can't wait for the Q&A when someone asks about the Endurance Run and everyone boooooo's.

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Well good luck Jeff hope you and the guys have fun.....

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@Daneian said:

We got a community meetup planned that I'm not aware of?

I don't think there is one yet.

I can't make it to the show itself due to lack of tickets but I'd love to go to a meetup.

There was a thread that never went anywhere, but I think that's it

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Meeting a fellow duder at the GB panel on Friday. He asked me to save his place in line ahead of time. Etiquette? I'm cool with saving the spot, but don't want to piss off any folks who've been waiting longer.

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Im 5 blocks away from PAX right now. Someday, I will go to it. Someday.

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Will Alex Navarro be dropping in at all? We don't get enough of that guy.

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I flew to Seattle yesterday for my first PAX ever!! Not to mention, it's my first vacation at all in about 8 years.

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Have fun at PAX bomb crew.

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@RuthLoose said:

@Paindamnation said:

@Blind_Evil said:

Forgive me if this is in poor taste, but who's the extremely cute girl in the picture there?

More poor taste that you classify the girl as extremely cute.

She's in what is known by science as the "Lang-Zone". This means that everyone gains a bonus of +- 4 attractiveness.

2+4=6 not "Extremely cute" but I do see your point.

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@Blind_Evil:

Riku is what the Internet knows me by. Nice to meet you.

;p

Here are my pics from last year: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=260025

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Damn I'm jelly, I need to attend next year.

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@RikuKat: Ah christ, take the compliment in stride and know that I am woefully embarrassed. And um, nice to meet you, too.

>_<

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I come from France just to attend to this panel (and eventually see other cool stuffs). I can't wait to see the crew live >_< .

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i can't tell if people are actually laughing at the jokes or just moaning at how depressing their lives have become.

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Drew on the scene! Awesome!

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It's my dream to one day go to Pax Prime, but it's a long way to go (from the UK) and none of my friends (so called friends) want to go.

Instead I create my own Pax, right here in my house. I spread all my games around the house and imagine they're booths. I talk to my Action Men as if they're developers and at the end of the day I arrange them all as if they were an audience and I do a three hour long panel. This years panel is about depression.

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Eerie, watching that PAX East panel now. It was right before the 38 studios closure.

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@Tatsuyarr can you recommend any French gaming podcasts?
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@smiddy said:

It's my dream to one day go to Pax Prime, but it's a long way to go (from the UK) and none of my friends (so called friends) want to go.

Instead I create my own Pax, right here in my house. I spread all my games around the house and imagine they're booths. I talk to my Action Men as if they're developers and at the end of the day I arrange them all as if they were an audience and I do a three hour long panel. This years panel is about depression.

slow clap

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Will this be livecasted?

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Panel was great. Wish Dave Lang had been there. He will be missed.

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Panel yesterday was awesome. I'd been listening to the podcasts for a few weeks but seeing the guys and the crowd interact made me decide to join. To the guy who provided the 40 cents: Well played sir, well played.

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@RikuKat said:

@Blind_Evil:

Riku is what the Internet knows me by. Nice to meet you.

;p

Here are my pics from last year: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=260025

YOU'RE that very nice looking young lady in that picture? Hmmm...well hi, nice to meet you as well. And you got to stand in the Lang Zone! How was it?

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DAVELANG!

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@smiddy said:

It's my dream to one day go to Pax Prime, but it's a long way to go (from the UK) and none of my friends (so called friends) want to go.

Instead I create my own Pax, right here in my house. I spread all my games around the house and imagine they're booths. I talk to my Action Men as if they're developers and at the end of the day I arrange them all as if they were an audience and I do a three hour long panel. This years panel is about depression.

lol

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The Cards Against Humanity panel was great!

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@RetroVirus said:

@smiddy said:

It's my dream to one day go to Pax Prime, but it's a long way to go (from the UK) and none of my friends (so called friends) want to go.

Instead I create my own Pax, right here in my house. I spread all my games around the house and imagine they're booths. I talk to my Action Men as if they're developers and at the end of the day I arrange them all as if they were an audience and I do a three hour long panel. This years panel is about depression.

slow clap

That's actually a pretty accurate portrayal of how I imagine game conventions are.