In a move that I cannot comprehend, Uwe Boll, proprietor of terrible video-game movies and the most obvious target of both game- and film-enthusiast ridicule, is crossing over and releasing a video game himself. Titled 1968 Tunnel Rats, this first-person shooter seems to focus on running through empty tunnels, helicopters, and looking like generic junk. But don't take my word for it, watch the trailer for yourself!
If you're "man enough," you'll be able to play 1968 Tunnel Rats this fall, when the oceans will turn to foul ash and the wicked spawn of the Arch-Duke of Lies descend from the inky skies like barbed swatches of a madman's cloak.