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Worth Reading: 05/11/2012

As the weekend approaches, there's glitches, haunted houses, omnipotent walls, and the introduction of a new feature.

I'm blaming my cold on Silent Hill: Downpour.
I'm blaming my cold on Silent Hill: Downpour.

Colds are the worst. You gain a legitimate excuse to lay around all day, but the effort needed to do anything makes it a moot point.

I’m battling through a mild cold right now, and I’ve re-written this opening sentence more than a dozen times. It’s unclear whether each time was because the sentence wasn’t any good or I just can’t tell anymore. I guess it doesn’t matter. Not like I can tell.

Worth Reading has been going for a little while now, and I’ve been pleased by the reception. It could always be better, though, and I’m introducing a new feature at the bottom. Whenever I feature a game or story, it’s featured because I’ve taken the time to read or play it. I’m constantly taking note of games and articles all week, though, and it seems a shame that I’m not able to share any of them because I ran out of time.

As always, let me know what you think, and keep sending me game and article recommendations!

Hey, You Should Play This:

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Designer Michael Consoli is onto something with Against the Wall, a first-person puzzler that imagines a chaotic civilization where the world is dictated by an omnipotent wall. The wall does not talk, it does not speak, but the wall is life, is everything, and in order to survive, you must push and pull the wall, and hope your jumps are well-timed along the way. Against the Wall has been in Consoli’s pet project for the last year, and he’ll attend NYU Game Center later this fall because of it. Against the Wall might be put on the backburner during that time. Maybe we can convince him otherwise? You can find out for yourself, since early versions of the game are available for download now.

And You Should Read These, Too:

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I’ve become obsessed with watching The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time speedruns, as players discover and manipulate different glitches within the game that allow them to finish it in absolutely astonishing times (the last one I saw was 22 minutes!). Glitches give rise to myths, and myths can be powerful toys for the imagination. The arcade near me as a kid was one of the Midway testing grounds, and we constantly received updated versions of Mortal Kombat long before the games came out. The rumor about Kano and Sonya being playable via glitch took on legitimate life at my arcade, since new revisions were always coming through. Jason Johnson heard about a haunted house in Red Dead Redemption, and went about investigating. His lesson? Be careful what you wish for. Mwhaha!

The ghost hunt was a bust. More curious than the mansion itself is why videogames generate urban legends in the first place. I have my own theory on this. It shows that a game has been assimilated into culture, to the point where people are willing to make up bullshit about it, which might be the highest achievement of all for a game. In the classics, this sort of rumor mongering happens all the time.
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You’ve heard us talk about EVE Online before, and it won’t be the last time the space drama is mentioned on Giant Bomb. I’m still not sure how to tackle covering EVE Online. When even Dave can’t find a way to break through to the game, I’m willing to admit defeat up-front. Right now, I’m searching for an EVE Online ambassador--a guide, if you will. In the search for captivating stories, however, EVE Online is full of them, as the “Burn Jita” event recently underscored. “Burn Jita” was a massive attack on the economic infrastructure of EVE Online, headed by the group “Goonswarm.” Developer CCP Games has published a blog about the “Burn Jita” event, which includes a fascinating breakdown of the technical logistics involved with scaling and maintaining such a large player event.

Since the "Burn Jita" event was announced well in advance and CCP wants to support player-driven events (as long they are within the rules of the game), we reinforced the Jita solar system on our beefiest hardware, further reinforced all neighbouring systems and set out to monitor the event and provide the best experience we could to willing (and unwilling) participants. Then things started to unfold a day earlier than announced on Friday morning. We gathered data and fine-tuned the systems and as CCP Veritas put it: "It's okay, didn't want that Friday night anyway."

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I'm actually one of the prominent players in EVE Online. Anyone who plays will have probably seen me at the last Alliance Tournament or stupid drunk at one of the previous two Alliance Leader Panels. I sent an email to the bombcast address offering to set up a guided tour about a week ago for a quick look that would be basically all the fun shit with zero of the boring as fuck sitting around.

I haven't received a response yet, but I'd be happy to take them around and even put them in charge of a fleet fight with a couple hundred people. If anyone knows a better way to get in contact with them then please let me know.

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@hxcaleb said:

I come to Giant Bomb, and remain a subscriber for stuff like this. Giant Bomb is one of the only larger sites out there that still puts a lot of heart, and personality, into the things they post. Honestly, I wish there were more sites out there like this. I constantly love the videos, and articles you guys post, and thanks to you Patrick for giving me new things to read each week. Keep this article going!

Try RockPaperShotgun, the place from which Patrick more or less ripped off this feature (The Sunday Papers).

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@Michael_BoltonIII said:

I'm actually one of the prominent players in EVE Online. Anyone who plays will have probably seen me at the last Alliance Tournament or stupid drunk at one of the previous two Alliance Leader Panels. I sent an email to the bombcast address offering to set up a guided tour about a week ago for a quick look that would be basically all the fun shit with zero of the boring as fuck sitting around.

I haven't received a response yet, but I'd be happy to take them around and even put them in charge of a fleet fight with a couple hundred people. If anyone knows a better way to get in contact with them then please let me know.

Send a message to Patrick on the site, or a twitter @ response are two easy ways to get a hold of them. Not going to lie, they do get a lot of mail from every direction, so a multi-pronged message attack may help.

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Started playing EVE about a week ago. Have sunk 50 hours in already and it doesn't look like I'll be slowing any time soon. As a new player it's fascinating the depth this game goes to and the community that has built around it.

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Damn, Passion Pit has chaaaaaaaanged

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" I’m still not sure how to tackle covering EVE Online. When even Dave can’t find a way to break through to the game, I’m willing to admit defeat up-front."

Haha. So true, Patrick. So true...

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So is the point of the Red Dead article that you don't know what's true when someone else says it happened to them? I assume so because I just can't believe that actually happened to him when he was playing through the game (especially stuff like his character almost committing suicide). If it's real... well I like Red Dead even more somehow and I need to see footage.

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@Khann said:

@hxcaleb said:

I come to Giant Bomb, and remain a subscriber for stuff like this. Giant Bomb is one of the only larger sites out there that still puts a lot of heart, and personality, into the things they post. Honestly, I wish there were more sites out there like this. I constantly love the videos, and articles you guys post, and thanks to you Patrick for giving me new things to read each week. Keep this article going!

Try RockPaperShotgun, the place from which Patrick more or less ripped off this feature (The Sunday Papers).

I thought it was due to Screened doing something similar and people wanted it on GB?

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Damn its gonna take a while for me to read these articles but this is awesome

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@SuperSambo said:

@Khann said:

@hxcaleb said:

I come to Giant Bomb, and remain a subscriber for stuff like this. Giant Bomb is one of the only larger sites out there that still puts a lot of heart, and personality, into the things they post. Honestly, I wish there were more sites out there like this. I constantly love the videos, and articles you guys post, and thanks to you Patrick for giving me new things to read each week. Keep this article going!

Try RockPaperShotgun, the place from which Patrick more or less ripped off this feature (The Sunday Papers).

I thought it was due to Screened doing something similar and people wanted it on GB?

Yeah.. Rock Paper Shotgun is the only place anyone ever thought of an article to highlight other articles.

People are dense.

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I never knew you were an actor, Klepek.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1331869184/tt1232829

This made me lol

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Wow. I jusy got lost in that New Yorker article about GeoHotz. Very interesting story about what truly happened.

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Against the Wall might be put on the backburner during that time.

I certainly hope not, he got more than $8,000 from kickstarter to complete that game.

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Tried out Against the Wall a while back, it's got a nice aesthetic but falling is just the worst. Interesting game though if you're patient.

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...some excellent reads here. GeoHotz & Free Radical standing out.

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Trying Against The Wall right now.

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Against the wall looks cool.

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