Mario(TM) Hat Instruction Manual

#1 Posted by Suicrat (3764 posts) -

Mario (TM) Hat

Handling and Care Instructions

 

About the Mario (TM) Hat

This item was designed to replicate the shape of Mario's hat, and was created specifically for Club Nintendo Platinum members. Please be aware that this item is not designed to function as a hat for practical use.
Please enjoy this item as an interior accessory, a fun item when taking picures, or to add to your collection of Mario related items.
 

Handling and Care

<Cleaning and Color loss>

Do not machine wash or dry clean as it may result in loss of color and loss of shape. Color may rub off on other materials. Please use care when using hat with white and light colored clothing.
If color rubs onto clothing, please have the clothing cleaned as soon as possible. If the hat needs cleaning, wipe the area that needs cleaning with a damp fabric and dry well. (Color may rub off against the cleaning fabric. Do not use thinner, benzine or other bleach materials)
 

<Maintaining>

Do not pull hard or handle roughly as it may result in damage. Stop using if item becomes damaged.
Never place near heat source.
Do not place under direct sunlight, or in places with high humidity.
Do not leave unattended if item gets damp by elements such as rain or sweat. Air dry in a cool pl it gets wet.
The plastic wrapping that the item is enclosed in may cause accidents. Please store in a safe place or dispose of to keep away from children.
 
MADE IN CHINA
NOT FOR SALE
#2 Posted by Zajtalan (1163 posts) -

pic??

#3 Posted by Suicrat (3764 posts) -
@Zajtalan: Just about to upload them.


Apologies for the terrible image quality. I've only got a cameraphone at the moment.
#4 Edited by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

I half expected this to be about analyzing the monetary value behind the Mario Hat and the socialization of Nintendo's hat policy. 
 
Instead I laughed that a hat was made not for practical use, but to be added to your collection of Mario related items. 

#5 Posted by Suicrat (3764 posts) -
@DanielJW: Exactly. Sometimes, no editorializing is needed; the humour can be found by eyes looking for it in the right places.
 
Like that last photograph, for example! Talk about a scruffy sunuvabytch!
 
I just wonder how long the atomic halflife is for the red dye on these things....
#6 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -
@Suicrat said:
" @DanielJW: Exactly. Sometimes, no editorializing is needed; the humour can be found by eyes looking for it in the right places.  Like that last photograph, for example! Talk about a scruffy sunuvabytch!  I just wonder how long the atomic halflife is for the red dye on these things.... "
Evidently not that long, you cant rub it, put it near heat, wash it, wipe it, put it in sunlight, leave it unattended, or handle in a rough manner. 
 
Hell you can't even keep the packaging it came in near children!

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