Gaiden the Ring, episode 5:

""I'm fairly certain i could win the lottery ... most things i've wanted just happen, so i figure if i try it enough i'll win"

@kamui97: hes not wrong

Hopefully the Dan who just realized he has to pay taxes on the monetary value of his "free" Taco Bell wedding remembers to factor the IRS into his inevitable lottery win.

From House Flippers QL. That QL is a top tier dan ryckert quick look.

"Is there a chance that if I buy a dozen eggs and have my dog sit on them for a while, that a dozen chickens will come out?"

Well, I had this on the back burner but now I am dropping everything to watch it immediately. Thank you citizen, for your good contribution.

If life was an RPG, Dan would have a +100 luck stat. He's the Homer Simpson to our Frank Grimes

@vdortizo: I can see him eating outta a can of nuts and gum right now.

"I raised them! They have to listen to me!"

-GiantBeastcast on the topic of clones

I can't believe this website. After all... I'm a Ryckert denier.

Courtesy of one Abby Russell on Twitter:

"A real statement, just now by @DanRyckert after eating a iHOP steak, “I’m gonna go wash the blood off my pants.”

"Wait... pirates steal things??"

Dan & Abby on baby butts:

Abby: You're gonna go to jail for this.

Dan: This is a video game, I'm covering my industry.

Better than Pete Townsend's defence, to be fair.

I feel like this thread needs a game. Something like "Here's 10 silly quotes. Which one's are Dan's?"

@dudeglove: I lost my shit at this. The reaction is amazing. The way that Vinny, Alex and Brad turn their heads in unison and confusion is fantastic. Ben looks like he is melting.

You really have to watch this at least five times focusing on a different member of the crew each time. Brad's refusal to believe that Dan had actually said it at first is phenomenal. Jeff trying to figure out if it's a bit for like five seconds. Ben instantly looking for validation from the rest of the group. Vinny at war within himself between incredulity and the urge born of weekly podcasts with Dan to just get past it as fast as possible. Alex being bewildered, caught halfway into his own bit about reporting the losses in dollars.

This ranks with Chris With The White car in the pantheon.

@flashflood_29: Holy cow, I think I just peed myself laughing so hard xD xD xD

Dan trying to cook egg shells to make a egg white omelette, and calling his mom to ask why it wasnt working is still pretty much unbeatable imo. You cant even write something like that. It would just fall flat, as being too absurd.

I Feel like I'm tattling, but in the first 10 minutes of his Panning the Stream podcast:

"I didn't know you were supposed to wash hoodies."

(on Neutering) "I thought they cut the penis off."

(on Court Cases, i.e. "State of New York vs. Dan Ryckert") "I didn't know the prosecution worked for the government."

@uhtaree: Those are certainly some gems.

Dan’s earnest comment about what he thought refrigerator’s did to food at the end of this week’s Beastcast was pretty great. That and everyone’s reaction to it.

“My doctor said to stop playing Mario Party and I said Fuck You”

Also, Jeff reacting to one of Dan’s comments about Astroboy in the GOTY deliberations: “You like every mine cart level. That’s what you just said.”

"Kratos is one of my favourite characters of all time"

"Do planes have airlocks or is that just a space ship thing?".

“Moby Dick is not a bible thing, right?”

“Moby Dick is not about anyone living inside a whale, right?”

“Moby Dick is a whale, right?”

“I know Moby Dick didn’t actually happen. Oh no, the part where the guy lived inside the whale didn’t happen. I don’t know if Moby Dick is real. Nobody has ever lived inside a whale.”

@htr10: That was a real glorious couple of a minutes, and I consider myself the furthest thing from a literary snob.

Oh my lord where is this from???

@dgtlty: me too, did you not play the newest GoW? Between Kratos and Arthur Morgan two of the best characters in fiction came through gaming

@froghourt:

It’s from near the end of The Fisherman’s Tale video. Starts with about 11 or 12 minutes left I think.

I always saw this thread but never really checked it out until now. I never realized how dumb Dan was. To be fair it's a fun dumbness though. I'm laughing so much I almost feel bad.

"Books: turns out there's some real good stuff in there"

- guy who writes more books than he reads

“I can get within 10 years on most kids.” - Dan Ryckert on guessing children’s ages.

MatterFall Quick Look: "I don't know how I didn't get punched in the face in school"

"Genjo" - How he thinks Shinji's dad's name is pronounced in Eva.

It really irks me since he clearly knows how to say Nintendo. I dont know how changing the letter before Endo somehow changes the sound of the D.

"I think I just burnt all the taste buds or smell buds in my head. I think ate a lot of chemically food when I was young and over saturated my buds."

- Dan explaining why he thinks he doesn't have a great sense of smell

@doctordonkey: He blinded me with science!

On the topic of burgers
"... that's red meat?".

Dan is a national treasure. Please, don’t reign him in.

Dan is a cool smart guy but is also playing to his gimmick. Now I'm not saying at home he is 100% different than the Dan on Camera, but he isn't as extreme as that I'm sure when walking his dog or frying eggshells with plastic knives.

The same way I don't expect Jeff to be yelling at home the same was he would in the studio, or how any of us are at our jobs versus our home.

Once he's finished his journal he should publish it.

Knowing Dan's luck, that journal would somehow become a New York Time's Best Seller and embraced as a textbook taught in schools.

Anyone who thinks Dan is exceptional when it comes to questions and knowledge of some subjects in the world should spend some time in adult education. Dan questions until the cows come home. Man, I had someone think eggs were dairy because the egg whites were "just rubbery milk". Thing is, once I told them what it was, they then just said they were right, rubbery milk to feed baby chickens in the egg. After that I just stopped getting bothered by these sorts of things.

I thought it was hilarious that despite people in the office asking them about it, Dan was just as loud during Episode 2 of Burgle My Bananas :P.
Do you think it's possible they could get moved to a proper studio because of Dan? (i'm half joking)

“Riku is from Final Fantasy”

Dammit, Dan. You are now going to be responsible for 700 hundred correction emails about Kingdom Hearts.

Abby is sensible. She'll ignore them all.