Does anyone know how to set the menus to English in the Asian version of DOAX3 Fortune?

I'm finding this game to be as impenetrable as Dark Souls without the ability to speak Japanese or Chinese. So Giantbomb, little help?

Amazing title, was expecting spam but apparently not.

Insert joke about holding the controller with one hand here.

@fredchuckdave: Ditto

Do you happen to have screenshots of the main menus? That would probably allow us to help you better.

I believe this is the options screen:

https://twitter.com/mea_sonic/status/714508059008077824

Then again, it could be where I set the boob physics. Also, I need to know where to set the boob physics.

@fredchuckdave: HOT strats :-}

@mea_sonic: Try the second option maybe.

The first one is about audio. Most likely things about sound levels.

Third option is data.

Forth is about online.

Unfortunately I think you bought the wrong version. That picture you posted on your Twitter looks like the Japanese version, which doesn't have English language support. The Asian version only has English, Korean, and Chinese language options — no Japanese.

@mea_sonic: Play with a Hong Kong PSN account and you can default the system to English very easily.

I have the english version so I could screenshot any menus if you want.

I would really actually love a Dark Souls that was just hot ladies in bikinis battling other hot ladies in bikinis. But change none of the gameplay or lore.

@personandstuff: So you mean more Quelaag?